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Hire A Ninja: Solve All Your Problems Now! [Pic]

Hits: 39070 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: kitteh9lives
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Spocom
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 712 Posts
Wednesday, June 02, 2010 4:21:16 PM
Just e-mailed that guy asking if he does legit work or not. Wasn't a real e-mail address... Sadness...

Spocom
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 712 Posts
Wednesday, June 02, 2010 4:11:16 PM
Wow, public advertisement for work? Ninjas hit a pretty hard down-ward spiral once the pirates came back, didn't they?

DickenMcHunt
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1140 Posts
Tuesday, June 01, 2010 5:26:28 PM
The downside is that it's probably a fat kid in a Naruto costume running with one arm trailing behind him and a metal plate on his forehead.

NinjaB0b
Male, 18-29, Western US
 173 Posts
Tuesday, June 01, 2010 4:22:48 PM
lol ritual suicide... wait if you see him do the suicide that would mean you SAW a ninja. doesnt that mean theyll kill you afterward in some horrific way?

Chaos7
Male, 18-29, Western US
 844 Posts
Tuesday, June 01, 2010 8:40:16 AM
lololololol

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Tuesday, June 01, 2010 7:31:49 AM
Ninja CHOP !

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, June 01, 2010 3:18:17 AM
We need a new meme... ninja's are soooo 1590's...

shneeblefish
Male, 18-29, Europe
 512 Posts
Tuesday, June 01, 2010 3:06:51 AM
@Angillion
I know if it goes well they survive, what I meant was when they fail. Unless of course they were on a recon mission and they just couldn't find anything... I suppose they wouldn't die then

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 10:16:05 PM
lol, ritual suicide if not COMPLETLY satisfied. hehe, i'll say im not just to see if he'll actually do it

IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2362 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 9:21:29 PM
Hired! X3 F*ck yeah.

PunkRocky
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 50 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 9:09:27 PM
This. is. AWESOME!

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 5:21:43 PM
lol awesome.

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2488 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 5:01:12 PM
Reason of death: Ninja

Dang

slayer50515
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 990 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 3:07:49 PM
Why are there people talking about someone trying to get this guy to kill chuck norris? Even if he does succeed god (chuck norris in robes) will descend from the skies and resurrect him.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11268 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 2:42:05 PM
I thought ritual suicide (seppuku I think it's called) was a samurai thing not a ninja... ninjas are stealth assassins so if they fail they're most likely KIA...


Ninjas mostly did spying, but that doesn't attract the attention that assassination does. If it's done very well, it doesn't attract any attention because nobody knows you were there, even afterwards.

Seppuku was a samurai thing, but it's debateable just how much samurai actually lived by the code of honour. Much like the code of honour of British and European knights. Bushido, chivalry...not necessarily how they all actually lived.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 2:10:36 PM
Hire a ninja "escort"

shneeblefish
Male, 18-29, Europe
 512 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 2:00:26 PM
I thought ritual suicide (seppuku I think it's called) was a samurai thing not a ninja... ninjas are stealth assassins so if they fail they're most likely KIA...

Piepig
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1529 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 1:23:45 PM
The parenthesis in "we will make your problems 'go away'" were hilarioussssss...

Altaru
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3500 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 12:50:55 PM
Unless, of course, you are Chuck Norris...


If you're Chuck Norris, nothing is ninja friendly...

Seriously, haven't you heard of Broken-Back Mountain? It's the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris's back yard.

lllBorislll
Male, 18-29, Canada
 441 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 12:24:42 PM
Ask a ninja!!

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24492 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 12:05:05 PM
Thats awesome!

bored-am-I
Male, 30-39, Europe
 783 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 11:40:22 AM
he should use blackmail...

Blandino123
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 84 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 11:23:51 AM
my dream has come true ..

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5188 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 11:15:03 AM
When did Ninjas have emails? I must have missed this. xD

wko
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 557 Posts
Monday, May 31, 2010 11:09:22 AM
its the one and only service like this because they killed off all their competitors >.<

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