 Rawrandmer
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 283 Posts
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Thursday, June 03, 2010 11:06:20 AM
If you were to look at Chuck Norris' white blood cells under a microscope, you would see a small black ring around each of them. This is actually a tiny black belt. |
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 Spocom
Female, 13-17, Southern US
712 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 4:31:41 PM
Wait, my representative is the guy that roundhoused me? Nuuuu! |
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 Lukgeezy
Male, 18-29, Western US
609 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 12:49:31 PM
as soon as you hire him..you are justified! |
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 Wounds
Male, 13-17, Europe
27 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 10:40:54 AM
Chuck Norris doesnt have an attorney, Chuck Norris is law |
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 xXKaryXx
Female, 13-17, Western US
640 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 8:00:46 AM
i'd go there
:D |
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 meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
6716 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 7:38:50 AM
Chuck Norris drinks lava and eats nails for a snack. |
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 kinjomusashi
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
920 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 11:29:48 PM
i would totally hire this guy...there's literally no way he could lose |
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 DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2764 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 10:08:51 PM
Nice |
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 TheSnowSheep
Male, 18-29, Europe
120 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 9:11:12 PM
@Issa
you actually called the number? despite the fact that the picture looks like it was taken in 1997. |
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 IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
2362 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 9:06:32 PM
Called the bottom number. Nothing not even an message. |
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 Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9511 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 6:40:56 PM
No prison can hold Chuck Norris's clients, because no judge has the balls to find them guilty! |
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 jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
2370 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 5:08:20 PM
haha damn that's such a big win |
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 Synner23
Female, 18-29, Southern US
4 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 12:29:50 PM
Win. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23998 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 12:11:22 PM
Ha ha ha, thats awesome! |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
5161 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 11:48:40 AM
I agree panth. |
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 JNAtheDUDE
Male, 13-17, Western US
205 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 11:08:49 AM
Hmm...
(I have no idea what to say, so I put this just to leave a comment) |
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8222 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 10:55:21 AM
I'm so injuring myself so he can be my lawyer. |
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 taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2493 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 10:38:26 AM
OMG! A lawyer you can't Google!!!!! LMAO
But seriously... Chuck can be lawyer... He can be watever he wants to be. He just glares at textbooks until they give him the knowledge and he kicks the professors for testing him. Chuck Norris has graduated with honors from ever university in the country and has degrees in every field available. He still prefers using his feet to solve problems. |
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 domisgood
Male, 18-29, Europe
5786 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 10:36:31 AM
"ok i'm gonna kick ten shades of shiit outta you, then help you sue me, ok?" |
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 ZNaught
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
351 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 9:55:37 AM
Some one call, see if it is legit. |
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 kitteh9lives
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
994 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 9:31:46 AM
i wonder if he represents the people he injures himself? |
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 9:20:22 AM
Interest... |
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 pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
3550 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 9:14:24 AM
that is awesome haha |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 9:13:22 AM
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. |
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 mulan182
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
314 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 9:02:06 AM
@gerry ahahaha i totally just googled chuck norris. i lawld "he finds you" |
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