 KMRocky
Female, 18-29, Western US
 325 Posts
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Friday, September 03, 2010 1:50:33 AM
Would you look at those prices! |
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 EatYourSoul
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
41 Posts
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Thursday, June 03, 2010 1:47:50 PM
"blowing wind up your non-nice individual with a goose quill" |
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 vodooshaman
Male, 70 & Over, Africa
443 Posts
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Wednesday, June 02, 2010 2:06:37 PM
why would u pay 6 bucks to eat out a hooker |
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9554 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 4:06:28 PM
Why is dog fashion 30c extra? Come on!
Because it's harmless and they could charge extra and customers would pay it.
Business is business. If it's a common enough extra, may as well put it in the price list. If not, charge extra on a per-person basis. You want the prostitute to be wearing a bowler hat and a monocle? You want her to wear a crown and pretend to be a queen? No problem as long as you pay extra.
In that time and place, doggy style would probably have been seen as a bit kinky. So it costs a bit extra. |
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 Aprilizer
Female, 18-29, Canada
85 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 2:55:47 PM
Why is dog fashion 30c extra? Come on! |
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 CreepyShanny
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
153 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 1:24:09 PM
o.o
is it extra if i want to diddle on the bed with both feet on the floor? and do i even want to know what "finger drating with juice" is?
ok ok ill take a pinkeys special just make sure they stay outta my poop hole lol |
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 meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
6716 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 11:13:40 AM
Is that why its called the good ole days cause its so cheap? |
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 xXKaryXx
Female, 13-17, Western US
640 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 8:07:49 AM
o.o |
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 coolbananas
Female, 18-29, Australia
859 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 4:04:56 AM
Awesome lol. |
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 agentsarahja
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
119 Posts
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Tuesday, June 01, 2010 3:37:13 AM
The Aristocrats! |
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 IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
2362 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 10:56:34 PM
Oh look tit f*cking only $1?
Also Pinkey's special is pretty damn kinky. |
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 xtreme_dude
Male, 18-29, Western US
1376 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 10:09:07 PM
Who is pathetic enough to order the dry bob? |
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 syke22
Male, 18-29, Southern US
1029 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 8:03:10 PM
Holy poo a goose quill? Thems was some kinky times! |
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 entwife
Female, 18-29, Western US
537 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 7:09:43 PM
There is nothing new under the sun. I love to bring up things like this when people start talking about how "decadent" and "corrupt" modern society is. The "good ol' days" were pretty down 'n' dirty too, people! |
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 LameName
Female, 18-29, Western US
238 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 6:22:49 PM
that would be one loose lady if she could fit both the scepter AND the jewels into her minge at once... |
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 slab-of-rage
Male, 18-29, Europe
779 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 5:11:47 PM
THAT AIN'T EVEN OLD TIMEY! Ever heard of Harris' list of Covent Garden Ladies? Similar idea, but from the ladies of London. |
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9554 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 4:31:39 PM
Another thought...if it's old enough, 'cash' would refer to precious metal in coin form. Bank notes, i.e. what we think of as cash today, were not considered cash in the past. They have no intrinsic value. They were merely a voucher that can be exchanged for cash. They're essentially a widespread centrally organised barter system. Formally, they are referred to as promissary notes, i.e. people promise to exchange them for cash.
UK bank notes are still clearly labelled as such. Look at one and you'll see the promise clearly stated on it: "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of X pounds", where X is the value of the note. |
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Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
9554 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 3:21:29 PM
Sonsglow:
How old do you think this advert is purporting to be? There has been a credit system for a very long time. No-one other than you is claiming that electronic banking is necessary for credit. There was also an established barter system in many parts of America.
Most of the crude words for bodily parts and functions in English go back to old English, which is millenia old. The earliest written references to it are, unsurprisingly, Roman (from the 1st century BC, maybe a little earlier) but it was of course around before that. Most of the crude words for bodily parts and functions can be reliably traced back at least as far back as we have large amounts of extant original writing for, i.e. ~1200-1300. No doubt they existed before then, it's just that written records prior to that are quite uncommon nowadays. |
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 cookii
Female, 18-29, Europe
1326 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 1:23:41 PM
sons, most of those "modern" terms are older than most of the alternatives we use today. |
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 jayme21
Male, 18-29, Europe
389 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 11:41:02 AM
@sonsglow could pay in coin ie gold , or cheque depending how old old timey it is |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
9216 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 11:28:57 AM
"Cash in one hand and tool in the other"
Wow, they don't...nah...I won't. |
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 Sonsglow
Male, 18-29, Western US
175 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 10:46:37 AM
@peloos12 - It's called having an education and enlightenment that transcends the bounds of the internet. The language does not add up. Also - "no discount for cash" - HOW in an "old-timey sex brothel" would you *not* pay with cash? Or did they have an electronic banking system back then that history is unaware of? Not to mention the myriad modern terms for sex acts and genitals used in this "menu" - funny? to some people, I guess. Definitely not real though. |
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 RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2698 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 10:35:11 AM
Very interesting lol |
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 taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2478 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 10:32:11 AM
I'll take a number 7 with a side of Kung Pao Chicken... Extra fried rice and a container of duck sauce.... And a Dog Fashion to go... and a Cherry Coke.... |
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 StompinRound
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
43 Posts
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Monday, May 31, 2010 10:25:31 AM
i'll take the Pinkey's special |
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