 skaterboy17
Male, 18-29, Canada
 299 Posts
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Thursday, May 13, 2010 4:25:37 PM
@markperr,
It's a comic. If you don't like the joke, don't like the post, go somewhere else. |
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 optix_reverb
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
263 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 10:42:26 PM
I think the kid would be a bastardized version of Dilbert. |
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 Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
8285 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 4:11:36 PM
> fabarati
> Is it because you sexed up his mother?
No, it is because Missus No. 2 was sitting in my lap while we browsed IAB's new offerings, if you really want to know.  |
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 opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
16061 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 8:55:01 AM
SMBC.
I LOVE SMBC.
OH MAN. SMBC LOVE SO HARD. |
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 regediT
Male, 18-29, Europe
723 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 8:17:13 AM
For counterfeit goods, head to smalltrade!!! |
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 markperr
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
33 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 7:15:22 AM
A child raising a child and grandparents (or taxpayers) footing the bill. REAL FUNNY!!!!! |
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 pmarren
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
3379 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 6:35:23 AM
I'll fess up... The kid is mine... I tapped her. I think it would be cool if the kid comes out as Charlie Brown. |
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 fabarati
Male, 18-29, Europe
1116 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 5:43:21 AM
>Haha if you only knew how ironic that was...
Is it because you sexed up his mother? I bet you sexed up his mother. |
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 GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2900 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 5:24:58 AM
ahhhhhhhhhh. i love SMBC. |
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 lpycb42
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
84 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 4:26:51 AM
Right way:
You: Hey, big news. I've decided this world is full of scum and I'm going to start shooting people starting with you two.
Them:*eek*
You:JK, I'm only having a baby.
Them: Whew! |
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Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
8285 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:34:18 AM
> 'Cause he never gets any. (I went there)
Haha if you only knew how ironic that was... |
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 vicious_liar
Male, 13-17, Europe
1229 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:56:26 AM
Alt picture: Link |
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 wcclark
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
742 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:49:36 AM
"Ahnold pulled it off in "Junior", why couldn't you?"
'Cause he never gets any. (I went there.) |
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 IshiiDaFishy
Male, 18-29, Canada
774 Posts
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:40:35 AM
Come on, Lion, I doubt your parents would be surprised at your pregnancy. Ahnold pulled it off in "Junior", why couldn't you? |
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Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
8285 Posts
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:13:11 PM
> Oblivia
> My youngest brother is 1 and my dad is 50! Sometimes when I look at my little brother I think: I can't deny my father having sex.
Actually, you can. You can't deny your MOM had sex, but whether it was with your Old Man or not, only she and Cosmo know for sure. |
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 DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2764 Posts
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 10:57:47 PM
yea... that'll work reeeaaal well |
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 tstyblucryns
Male, 18-29, Southern US
498 Posts
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 10:38:34 PM
lionhart, times have changed old man. people are having all kinds of sex nowadays that has NOTHING to do with love or anything even close. anonymous sex could not be any more appropriate :P |
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 Oblivia
Female, 18-29, Europe
817 Posts
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 10:22:37 PM
Ow yes Lionhart, I know that there is sex after 40... My youngest brother is 1 and my dad is 50! Sometimes when I look at my little brother I think: I can't deny my father having sex....... |
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 akijade
Female, 18-29, Western US
1008 Posts
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 10:01:09 PM
I love this comic! Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal :D |
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 MizzMe
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
514 Posts
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 9:49:42 PM
When my friend told her mom, the woman threw dishes at a 52 inch plasma tv. I'd like to see what happens after that wonderful bit of trivia. |
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 cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
6843 Posts
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 9:38:56 PM
awesome, if i had a filled uterus, thats how i would tell my parents. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 8:50:44 PM
Thats just awesome! |
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Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
8285 Posts
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 8:37:40 PM
> Siyanor
> Hell, my dad is 62, and I'm 19
Yes ladies and gents, there *IS* sex after 40... in fact, a lot better than before, because you're past all the BS and soft-lens worldviews and meaningless prattle that passes for 'love' when you're young.
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 8:26:54 PM
What's with all of the spam comments tonight? They're everywhere! |
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Siyanor
Male, 18-29, Western US
1456 Posts
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010 7:57:46 PM
Lion, your parents would probably be dead, not shocked. You're 40-49, which means they're very likely 60+. I'd expect heart attacks.
Hell, my dad is 62, and I'm 19. |
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