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How To Tell Your Parents You're Pregnant [Pic]

Hits: 54943 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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skaterboy17
Male, 18-29, Canada
 299 Posts
Thursday, May 13, 2010 4:25:37 PM
@markperr,

It's a comic. If you don't like the joke, don't like the post, go somewhere else.

optix_reverb
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 263 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 10:42:26 PM
I think the kid would be a bastardized version of Dilbert.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 4:11:36 PM
> fabarati
> Is it because you sexed up his mother?

No, it is because Missus No. 2 was sitting in my lap while we browsed IAB's new offerings, if you really want to know.

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 8:55:01 AM
SMBC.

I LOVE SMBC.

OH MAN. SMBC LOVE SO HARD.

regediT
Male, 18-29, Europe
 723 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 8:17:13 AM
For counterfeit goods, head to smalltrade!!!

markperr
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 33 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 7:15:22 AM
A child raising a child and grandparents (or taxpayers) footing the bill. REAL FUNNY!!!!!

pmarren
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 4146 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 6:35:23 AM
I'll fess up... The kid is mine... I tapped her. I think it would be cool if the kid comes out as Charlie Brown.

fabarati
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1205 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 5:43:21 AM
>Haha if you only knew how ironic that was...

Is it because you sexed up his mother? I bet you sexed up his mother.

GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2900 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 5:24:58 AM
ahhhhhhhhhh. i love SMBC.

lpycb42
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 84 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 4:26:51 AM
Right way:
You: Hey, big news. I've decided this world is full of scum and I'm going to start shooting people starting with you two.
Them:*eek*
You:JK, I'm only having a baby.
Them: Whew!

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:34:18 AM
> 'Cause he never gets any. (I went there)

Haha if you only knew how ironic that was...

vicious_liar
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1229 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:56:26 AM
Alt picture: Link

wcclark
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 742 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:49:36 AM
"Ahnold pulled it off in "Junior", why couldn't you?"

'Cause he never gets any. (I went there.)

IshiiDaFishy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 774 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:40:35 AM
Come on, Lion, I doubt your parents would be surprised at your pregnancy. Ahnold pulled it off in "Junior", why couldn't you?

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:13:11 PM
> Oblivia
> My youngest brother is 1 and my dad is 50! Sometimes when I look at my little brother I think: I can't deny my father having sex.

Actually, you can. You can't deny your MOM had sex, but whether it was with your Old Man or not, only she and Cosmo know for sure.

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 10:57:47 PM
yea... that'll work reeeaaal well

tstyblucryns
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 498 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 10:38:34 PM
lionhart, times have changed old man. people are having all kinds of sex nowadays that has NOTHING to do with love or anything even close. anonymous sex could not be any more appropriate :P

Oblivia
Female, 18-29, Europe
 817 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 10:22:37 PM
Ow yes Lionhart, I know that there is sex after 40... My youngest brother is 1 and my dad is 50! Sometimes when I look at my little brother I think: I can't deny my father having sex.......

akijade
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1008 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 10:01:09 PM
I love this comic! Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal :D

MizzMe
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 514 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 9:49:42 PM
When my friend told her mom, the woman threw dishes at a 52 inch plasma tv. I'd like to see what happens after that wonderful bit of trivia.

cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 6934 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 9:38:56 PM
awesome, if i had a filled uterus, thats how i would tell my parents.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24481 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 8:50:44 PM
Thats just awesome!

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 8:37:40 PM
> Siyanor
> Hell, my dad is 62, and I'm 19

Yes ladies and gents, there *IS* sex after 40... in fact, a lot better than before, because you're past all the BS and soft-lens worldviews and meaningless prattle that passes for 'love' when you're young.


freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11586 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 8:26:54 PM
What's with all of the spam comments tonight? They're everywhere!

Siyanor
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1456 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 7:57:46 PM
Lion, your parents would probably be dead, not shocked. You're 40-49, which means they're very likely 60+. I'd expect heart attacks.

Hell, my dad is 62, and I'm 19.

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