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Vitamin Water Gets Me And My Demographic [Pic]

Hits: 48849 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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Link364
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 442 Posts
Friday, May 14, 2010 11:59:21 AM
I think I need some of that.

Piepig
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1529 Posts
Thursday, May 13, 2010 8:34:16 PM
If they're gonna make something like this, at least use a spell check...

MYCHEMGIRL
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1429 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:03:44 PM
Having seen many-a-Vitamin-Waters in my day, it seems legit. I can tell from the horrid grammar.

limphotdog
Female, 18-29, Western US
 673 Posts
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:21:46 AM
I've never heard of this flavor before, but I really wouldn't be surprised if this was real. Most, if not all Vitamin Water labels are like this. Here's the label for theme music vol. 1:

DrHorrible
Male, 18-29, Western US
 110 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 4:42:24 PM
I drink Vitamin water a lot, and the way it phrased sounds pretty dead-on. I've also seen some where the sentences didn't start with an uppercase letter. And the smart-ass overtones would fit with a LOT of their bottles (go out and find their XXX flavor and you'll see what I mean). I wouldn't be surprised if it's fake or real, to be honest. This is totally the kind of thing they would make.

WizardofCOR
Male, 40-49, Western US
 156 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 4:33:56 PM
Neat attempt. Better grammar would've made it a better attempt, IMHO. Obviously, the cranberry reference is related to turkey, which (in the past) has been rumored to contain large amouns of Tryptophan. Yet a little research will clearly debunk that myth. Cheddar cheese contains more Tryptophan then turkey does. Hence, the cranberry reference kinda fails. :\

Shokz
Male, 18-29, Europe
 117 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 2:34:17 PM
That really is the most pathetic grammar ever; are we sure this is real?

cheese6969
Male, 18-29, Canada
 525 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 1:34:56 PM
Is it only me that noticed the sentences weren't started with an uppercase?

xXKaryXx
Female, 13-17, Western US
 640 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 8:14:13 AM
i lol'd

i love reading the back of VW

<333

samidoll
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 613 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 6:24:25 AM
this isnt real, is it??

Spocom
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 712 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 5:38:56 AM
Why does Vitamin Water have the worst grammer?

neosophist
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 137 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 4:37:12 AM
i dont buy it to be healthy. i buy it because its delicious.

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 2:36:00 AM
"Where's the hell is the THC water?"

You need a Dr.'s note.

pip-pip666
Female, 18-29, Europe
 422 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 1:59:52 AM
Vitamin water - made by the coca-cola co. = massive massive rip-off. Drink water instead it's not loaded with sugar and pretend vitamins and not about £2 a bottle.

feiku
Female, 18-29, Western US
 530 Posts
Tuesday, May 11, 2010 1:38:01 AM
Eh Vitamin water is mostly sugar and loaded with calories. Most people I spy buying the dreaded water tend to be overweight (I worked at Walgreens and we sold them). They think they're being healthy but they're not..

I use benedryl as a sleep aid. Works amazingly well, way better then the seroquil I was taking for bipolar did. That stuff just made me toooo sleepy.

robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Monday, May 10, 2010 10:55:17 PM
Where's the hell is the THC water?

rakoonhat
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 656 Posts
Monday, May 10, 2010 9:18:50 PM
Yea, except having extra vitamins does no harm as long as they are water soluble (which these are)..all that happens is you pee the excess out..and go on with your life.
If you want to talk about something being bad for you..this in the long run, is NOTHING compared to things like Monster and Rockstar energy drinks. Just one is extremely bad for your heart. I honestly don't know how they can legally sell them. There has to be a cigarette lobbyist in there somewhere.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Monday, May 10, 2010 9:08:45 PM
I've used diphenhydramine but it doesn't always work. I've found melatonin to be the best, but I only take it as a last resort.

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Monday, May 10, 2010 8:55:12 PM
LOL

blckhawk1234
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 521 Posts
Monday, May 10, 2010 8:25:51 PM
Vitamin Water is actually bad for you, dehydrates you and your body cant absorb that many vitamins, chances are it will only absorb the vitamin C. The more you know.....

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Monday, May 10, 2010 8:25:43 PM
nice... need to get me some of that

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 15126 Posts
Monday, May 10, 2010 8:23:45 PM
Let's see...tryptophan is a sleep aid, and cranberry sauce is a diuretic. So, you'll either be getting up to pee in an hour, or more likely, you'll just wet the bed.

Sounds fun. I'll take two.

SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Monday, May 10, 2010 8:21:25 PM
"Take extra strength gravol Sarah (no joke). the diphenhydramine will put you to sleep if you're trying to go down. I work shifts and have to do it sometime because my body's clock is all wonky. That or a ton of beer works too."

K3vin, it's no wonder that something diphenhydramine helps you go to sleep. It's the main ingredient in a little thing called Tylenol PM. It's also benadryl and is in almost every sleep aid.

SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Monday, May 10, 2010 8:19:28 PM
Sorry, taylor stone, we're not as cool as you and are not as up on our Facebook page April Fool's jokes. Please forgive us.

CmdrBittles
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1182 Posts
Monday, May 10, 2010 7:49:40 PM
I like the dragon fruit one. :)

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