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How To Get Rid Of Those Pesky Tan Lines [Pic]

Hits: 59925 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: Batmanners
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Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5190 Posts
Friday, May 14, 2010 2:49:58 AM
Ewww oO

coledawg1080
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9 Posts
Sunday, May 09, 2010 5:44:21 AM
they call that region "where the sun don't shine" for a reason . . . and wouldn't you get sand up there too?

ruy-guy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 230 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 8:57:53 PM
i say its fake cuz the french used in it is extreamly slang

Kiwigirl2
Female, 30-39, Australia
 1051 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 3:47:51 PM
Hmmm - sunburnt buttcrack, pain on a whole new level! Mind you, it's a great present for the spray tanorexic in your life - now every inch can be orange!

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5264 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 3:09:47 PM
So, wouldn't you just end up with little round untanned spots on your cheeks?

HarryBalszak
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1596 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 2:18:49 PM
I've always wondered what to do with empty bobbins...

AmyNicoleduh
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1166 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 1:32:20 PM
why wouldn't you just prop up your ass by tucking your knees under yourself? instant spreading.

-shrug- works for me.

citizen_kane
Male, 18-29, Europe
 274 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 12:10:04 PM
is it wrong that it made me gag for a wank?

RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2698 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 11:51:56 AM
R-O-F-L

Powerenid
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 11:44:17 AM
Here are the two bottom lines:
"Existe en plusieurs parfums"
"Pas d'utilisation prolongée sans avis conjugal"
I may try to translate...:
"Available in several fragrances"
"No extended use without conjugal view"
!!!!

MountainBord
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1898 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 9:36:52 AM
sstick a thimble in ur ass for only $19.99

Madluk
Male, 30-39, Western US
 45 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 9:26:01 AM
The Goatse used to be a popular tan. That's where you can see tan lines shaped like your hands holding your cheeks open. I guess this device will replace that =(

SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
 2068 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 8:32:25 AM
im pretty sure the penultimate line says comes in many models, and the last one says how it uses plastic or something without something else

tada.

pdjr
Male, 40-49, Europe
 300 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 8:14:33 AM
Is it not brown enough already?

Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 5:00:48 AM
Exact translation for everything on there goes as follows:

"Bronze Everywhere, with RAIEDOREE (GOLDEN CRACK)"
"The butt-cheek spreader that allows you to golden your ass crack while remaining hands-free."

The two bottom lines I can't read, but I love the "Protects the Ozone layer" logo on there...

I assume it's ozone safe as long as you don't fart.

D3rAnG3d
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1603 Posts
Saturday, May 08, 2010 12:08:36 AM
If you have to jam a sewing thread spool in your ass crack to tan it, chances are that you were not meant to be that color :P

jeepjones
Male, 30-39, Canada
 555 Posts
Friday, May 07, 2010 8:25:56 PM
It's called a common sewing thread spool.

iKit5
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 355 Posts
Friday, May 07, 2010 8:07:02 PM
Here's a rough translation.
"Bronze everywhere with Raidoree!
Isolated-spank which makes it possible to gild the line by keeping the free hands"

Fix up the grammar yourself. I'm too tired right now. :c

masterbob
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1614 Posts
Friday, May 07, 2010 7:37:58 PM
Only the French would...

IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2362 Posts
Friday, May 07, 2010 6:03:43 PM
You think a sunburn on your back is painful. .

mvangild
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 528 Posts
Friday, May 07, 2010 5:21:35 PM
You know, there's a reason WHY the sun doesn't shine there.

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10317 Posts
Friday, May 07, 2010 5:03:13 PM
Just imagine the horror on the faces of those passing by..... D:

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Friday, May 07, 2010 4:30:46 PM
Great, so no I have a spool-shaped white spot between my cheeks!

Pheeshy5
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1316 Posts
Friday, May 07, 2010 3:26:10 PM
@ deltaumarcus: Holy crap i think so! gross...

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Friday, May 07, 2010 2:59:45 PM
> Thetas
> Is that... Just a spool painted bronze?

NOOOOO!!!! That would be worth like 2 cents!! THIS is the Amazing Raidoree, the wonder tool which gives you hands-free buttock separation so they can bask in the sun!

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