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Kangaroo Interrupts Golf Game To Masturbate

Hits: 26399 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Sports | Added by: madest
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wahface
Female, 18-29, Australia
 40 Posts
Wednesday, May 05, 2010 7:23:13 AM
yay for australian news!!
i can't believe I missed this!

Pingas
Male, 13-17, Europe
 312 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 8:22:34 PM
Epic move, my dear kangaroo.

shadowtube
Male, 13-17, Canada
 253 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 5:29:34 PM
lol

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10228 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 4:49:49 PM
lionhart2 FTW!

ithinkimbore
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 6 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 2:25:24 PM
@lionhart2 OMG U DIRTY FOR THAT...but LmAo

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 11:17:23 AM
Lion: LMAO! XD

Fwoggie2
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 10:19:31 AM
davymid, seriously, if you get a second chance, go. I had a brilliant year working in Oz. It's all great, especially Perth. Sydney sucks though.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 4:22:21 AM
Nidonemo, you have to read the True Story of the Seventh Day. Popular myth has it that God created everything, then rested on the seventh day. But what actually happened was that he made everything in six days, then had a bloody great piss-up to celebrate that night.

He woke in the morning with an Almighty hangover and in a foul mood. He said "Y'know what? I'm gonna plonk an island in the middle of that ocean - a bloody great Continent-size island, cut off from everywhere!"

"Huge Island in middle of Ocean - check" says Gabriel, scribbling on his clipboard.

"And you know", says God, "how I made men total tosspots? Well, on this big frakkin' island, the blokes will be twice the dicks that normal men are!"

And Gabriel jots down on his clipboard... "Aussie men - dicks x2"

And that's why they call us "The Lucky Country".

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 4:05:51 AM
> Nidonemo
> Waiiiiit a minute. 'roos have TWO dicks?!

Doesn't everyone???

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 3:24:20 AM
Waiiiiit a minute.

'roos have TWO dicks?!

Benjymax
Male, 18-29, Europe
 76 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 2:43:35 AM
The kangaroo seems to be manifesting his opinion of Golf and I agree with him whole heartedly.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12058 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 11:34:24 PM
OMG is that on the real news? damn thats funny. I wanna live in Australia!

I almost moved to Australia a year or so back (true story). Had a great job lined up in the oil business in Perth, immigration taken care of, the works. Ready to hit the button.

At the last hurdle, I was put off by the remoteness, the distance from extant family and friends. That, and thought of double-dicked kangaroos wanking all over the place. F*ck that.

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 11:22:50 PM
OMG is that on the real news? damn thats funny. I wanna live in Australia!

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:34:17 PM
If i was the news caster... i dont think i would have been able to continue

Farsidedown
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 424 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:28:51 PM
"Damn roos do that all the time, anywhere at all. That's why we don't brake for them."

Funniest thing I've read today!

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 4:14:51 PM
Damn roos do that all the time, anywhere at all. That's why we don't brake for them.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24493 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 2:39:02 PM
Ha ha ha! Tiger is going, why didnt i think of that?

LleetLlama
Male, 18-29, Western US
 359 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:15:23 PM
I'm sorry to say I was more interested in the fact that Jambi was playing in the backround.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12058 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 11:29:17 AM
IAB Factiod: Male kangaroos have two penises. Well, that's not strictly true, they have a bifurcated penis, like a lizard's tongue. And lady roos have two vajayjays.


SamVimes
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 619 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 10:36:39 AM
I'm just glad it wasn't Tigers Wood.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 10:16:03 AM
Arent you glad it wasent Tiger Woods

Scott_2150
Male, 18-29, Europe
 791 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 10:07:55 AM
Did he say b*llocks on the news?! Damn they have better TV than we do.

whipsmart
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 669 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 10:06:32 AM
roflmao. I didn't watch the video yet but almightybob's comment below me already made my day.

IkeRay
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2724 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:58:24 AM
"i cant understand a word those anchors say after :45 dude"

I understood "bollocks" but other than that, its quite gibberish

almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 4278 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:43:57 AM
Seriously, james20. That's the third time you've been banned for FIRST posting. Take the hint.

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