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Man Dies After Friends Play Cruel Joke On Him

Hits: 35372 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: fancylad
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Boredered
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2918 Posts
Saturday, June 19, 2010 10:02:46 PM
I dont get it, many people die from an eelness

sugarhyped
Female, 18-29, Western US
 327 Posts
Monday, May 10, 2010 8:48:24 PM
"Bowels devoured by eels inserted in anus while passed out drunk: America's 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People's Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering."

if you actually created a group for this so many more people would die.

sugarhyped
Female, 18-29, Western US
 327 Posts
Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:06:51 PM
"Bowels devoured by eels inserted in anus while passed out drunk: America's 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People's Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering."

if you actually created a group for this so many more people would die.

MEZA
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 333 Posts
Tuesday, May 04, 2010 10:42:38 AM
That sounds like my friday night!

Trumple07
Male, 13-17, Europe
 425 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 2:54:52 PM
"eel be alright..."
Oh, maybe not...

dang007
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 585 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 1:07:33 PM
>>>>Maybe... it wasn't... an eel... at least... not the sort of eel... we think they mean...<<<


Then the statement "...it ate his bowels," is even more horrifying.

sumcrazyguy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 18 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 8:23:47 AM
sugarhyped
America's 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People's Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering."

Correction it would actually be China's 129,863rd leading cause of death

Pheeshy5
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1316 Posts
Monday, May 03, 2010 6:55:12 AM
i don't even know what to say about this

junkaddy
Female, 30-39, Western US
 261 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:45:50 PM
Whether Snopes is reputable or not, this whole story doesn't make sense. How would the eel survive being in the guy's bum, let alone survive eating his insides? Hello, doesn't it seem like it would SUFFOCATE? And yeah...the Sun is a MUCH more reliable source of information than Snopes is. Sorry, this one's too gross and too implausible, I still say it's rubbish.(Sorry, pissier than usual because I'm sick. Still....)

sugarhyped
Female, 18-29, Western US
 327 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 5:43:23 PM
"Bowels devoured by eels inserted in anus while passed out drunk: America's 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People's Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering."

if you actually created a group for this so many more people would die.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 5:41:14 PM
> peloos12
> Never mind the absurd question of why they would go that far, who the hell has a spare live eel laying around to do something like this?

Maybe... it wasn't... an eel... at least... not the sort of eel... we think they mean...

peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3765 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:57:21 PM
Never mind the absurd question of why they would go that far, who the hell has a spare live eel laying around to do something like this?

caper454
Female, 70 & Over, Africa
 448 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:06:27 PM
Bowels devoured by eels inserted in anus while passed out drunk: America's 129,863rd leading cause of death. Join "Stop Inserting Eels in Passed-out Drunk People's Anuses (SIEPDPA)" and stop this unnecessary suffering.

idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3934 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:01:43 PM
0.0

that last line literally left me jaw-dropped for several seconds....

bored-am-I
Male, 30-39, Europe
 783 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 12:13:11 PM
His name : Eelaiass

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6455 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 10:48:17 AM
I have a picture of a woman with eels in her.. She doesn't seem to be in pain.

revdrdark
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 693 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 10:32:05 AM
That's the way I'll probably go.

sofaking42
Male, 18-29, Canada
 255 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 10:01:00 AM
59 and he is fall down drunk and his friends are playing pranks?? thats more like wtf than the eel

lkc1
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 224 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 7:53:01 AM
:O no way

jendrian
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2488 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 7:22:13 AM
wtf...

robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 7:03:12 AM
That was one hungry eel!

almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 4278 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 6:35:06 AM
The phrase "devoured his bowels" is just not one I ever want to hear. *shudder*

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3254 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 3:55:40 AM
Fake or not, it's the writing that gets the win on this one. Reading articles about objects up a bum have almost become commonplace on sites like this.....reading a phrase like "devoured his bowels" is pretty much guaranteed to create a spontaneous retch-fest.

Max_Normal
Male, 30-39, Europe
 499 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 3:15:05 AM
God, not "the Sun", daily journal of the "White Van Man".

Flibmeister
Female, 18-29, Europe
 840 Posts
Sunday, May 02, 2010 3:00:10 AM
ok the only "legitimate" newspaper to cover it is the Scum, so speaking as the daughter of a liverpoodlian, I call boo-hockey.

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