 xXKaryXx
Female, 13-17, Western US
 640 Posts
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Tuesday, May 04, 2010 8:25:50 AM
LMAO
xD |
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 BrandySnap
Female, 18-29, Australia
168 Posts
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Sunday, May 02, 2010 8:18:23 PM
"You either watch porn or make porn."
Yeah I'm totally a pornstar. No when you have a lot of male friends you're forced to watch a fair amount of porn. Usually along the lines of "Hey come and look at this"
"Why what's up WTF IS THAT!" |
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 lpycb42
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
84 Posts
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Sunday, May 02, 2010 3:06:24 AM
"Ba ha ha! Those Hitachi Magic "wands" are exactly the one's they use in pornos...don't ask me how I know that."
Well it's obvious how you know that. You either watch porn or make porn. |
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BrandySnap
Female, 18-29, Australia
168 Posts
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Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:49:12 PM
Ba ha ha! Those Hitachi Magic "wands" are exactly the one's they use in pornos...don't ask me how I know that.
And sourkrauter I lol'd cause being a "rocket surgeon" must be the hardest job alive! Not even a brain surgeon or a rocket scientist could live up to those expectations :) |
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 piiink1
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
179 Posts
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Saturday, May 01, 2010 7:22:37 PM
reminds me of a sperm cell |
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 magoo22
Male, 30-39, Australia
663 Posts
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Saturday, May 01, 2010 6:00:35 PM
@proXLaw, dream on dude! |
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 Shredex
Male, 18-29, Canada
7 Posts
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Saturday, May 01, 2010 1:36:58 PM
good gift, your mom loves those!
trust me ;)
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 Flibmeister
Female, 18-29, Europe
840 Posts
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Saturday, May 01, 2010 12:25:31 PM
wow, i just got my mum a voucher for ann summers and let her choose her own "gift"... |
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 sourkrauter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
899 Posts
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Saturday, May 01, 2010 11:11:54 AM
hmmm, lets see, do i wanna spend $700? or $32? well this doesnt take a f**king rocket surgeon *rolls a joint* well, my shopping is finished! |
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 Chaim
Male, 30-39, Southern US
167 Posts
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Saturday, May 01, 2010 7:59:27 AM
And all I got my mom was a butt plug. |
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 Smurficle
Female, 18-29, Australia
72 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 8:53:18 PM
She could use her "hand massager" while watching TV... |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23998 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 2:03:43 PM
yes its still a hand messager, nothing else! |
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 Nerdfighter0
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
213 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 12:36:37 PM
Depends on the mom. |
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 PopsySoku
Female, 18-29, Asia
383 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 12:26:22 PM
Only $32.00?....... :) |
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 tozhan
Male, 18-29, Europe
14 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 9:12:01 AM
"hand massager"... bollocks. |
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 CallofKtulu
Male, 18-29, Western US
246 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 8:54:43 AM
Hmm... 32.79 *is* quite a bargain.... |
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 meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
6716 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 7:27:27 AM
Im not going to get that for my mom. |
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 GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
4412 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 7:24:07 AM
Took me a minute and then I found it. |
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 sfcg
Male, 30-39, Western US
795 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 7:21:43 AM
It'll last longer than a mani-pedi facial combo at some fancy spa, like I got. And it's not that much more expensive..... |
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 Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
1105 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 7:13:35 AM
What is let's facelift bar anyway? Free shipping sounds good though. |
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Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
1105 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 7:12:18 AM
How has a spammer managed to get 94 posts?! Helloooo anyone awake? Tsk Tsk IAB, tsk tsk. |
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davidildo123
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
143 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 6:18:18 AM
lolZ. The Hitachi personal massager is legendary for women to masturbate with.
Google keywords hitachi and masturbation |
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 Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
3454 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 6:17:08 AM
Think I'll stick with flowers. |
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 Spocom
Female, 13-17, Southern US
712 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 5:58:04 AM
I want to ask, but I think I already know... |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
5161 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 5:22:37 AM
Id really prefer to buy her the TV. Buttt Im not that rich lol. |
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