Peveo4589 Male, 18-29, Eastern US
   431 Posts
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 12:31:25 PM traveling by farting is the way of the future. |
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Link_Hiei Male, 18-29, Eastern US
   5161 Posts
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 7:21:12 AM Invisible boat! |
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1097 Female, 50-59, Southern US
19 Posts
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 6:25:18 AM My husband can do that too. When the iconic Banana George is gone, Dan-O is gonna be the man. |
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MrRubik Male, 13-17, Europe
  69 Posts
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 12:09:45 PM Jesus can walk on water... ...but Chuck Norris can swim through land |
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ninjagrover Male, 18-29, Australia
 35 Posts
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 8:35:23 AM LtFurpie - as well as the forcible clean-out of your sinus. |
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LtFurpie Male, 30-39, Eastern US
   1019 Posts
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:45:11 AM Been barefooting a few times myself. I think it's only good for lake enemas and over inflating your eyelids with water. |
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JonathanFTW Male, 18-29, Europe
 48 Posts
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:02:10 AM ahh, arse water skiing, my favorite past time <3 |
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_cuppycake_ Female, 18-29, Europe
 43 Posts
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 4:30:43 AM butt-walk! |
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jamesuyt Male, 13-17, Australia
   1063 Posts
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 3:21:21 AM Doesn't that face just say "What the fark are you lookin' at?" |
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Fatninja01 Male, 18-29, Australia
   23998 Posts
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010 1:31:57 AM meh! |
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Nerdfighter0 Male, 18-29, Midwest US
   213 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 8:50:54 PM Water LOUNGING. |
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midplaya4 Male, 18-29, Midwest US
9 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 7:48:07 PM 643197 "He was probably barefoot water skiing." Really? You think you had to point that out?...Really? You think nobody figured that out before you? ..Really? |
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Lionhart2 Male, 40-49, Australia
   8285 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 7:30:20 PM "Jesus, if you don't stop cheating at every event, we're going to have to ask you to leave the Sports Club. The Committee has been unhappy with your abuse of the spirit of the rules ever since the Survival Contest, where you used the 1 loaf and 3 fishes for the entire year's food supply and turned the river into wine and had a year-long piss-up. That is NOT what the Competition was ABOUT!" |
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Exsilium Male, 18-29, Western US
   135 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 7:06:54 PM Renting really fast boat: $200 Buying sleek black and red wetsuit: $100 Digital Camera to take my awesome pic: $50 Not seeing the rather large metal buoy in front me: Priceless... |
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OmgZelda Female, 18-29, Canada
   1600 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 6:48:20 PM So...is this the fabled create your own enema competition? |
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643197 Male, 18-29, Eastern US
   1090 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 6:44:47 PM He was probably barefoot water skiing. |
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D3rAnG3d Male, 18-29, Eastern US
   1603 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 5:23:33 PM LOL! @ Fartman51 Yeah, that guy pretty much dominates the butt-scoot ring. |
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panth753 Female, 18-29, Midwest US
   8225 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 5:17:57 PM "this guy has an extremely hyperactive tapeworm actually" Thank you for making me lol. |
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wko Male, 13-17, Eastern US
   547 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 5:02:21 PM who needs a personal hovercraft when you can do this |
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Fartman51 Male, 13-17, Western US
  66 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 4:51:44 PM NEVER get into a butt-scoot race with that guy. EVER. |
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PinkAndGreen Female, 13-17, Southern US
   917 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 3:36:39 PM I've done this before!!! It's when you barefoot water ski, and let go of the boom/rope when your legs are at an angle. It's a lot of fun, but it's hard to stop, especially if you're about to run into the weeds or shore |
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henryhendrix Male, 30-39, Eastern US
   724 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 2:40:48 PM I saw all of the fart comments before I even scrolled down... |
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domisgood Male, 18-29, Europe
   5786 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 1:42:56 PM this guy has an extremely hyperactive tapeworm actually |
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IQover Male, 13-17, Europe
   1046 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 1:14:28 PM Speedfart. |
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Heureux Male, 40-49, Western US
   1060 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 1:08:21 PM "Although, how farts alone could propel him at a sufficient velocity to produce "rooster tails" of that size is beyond me o_0" Large quantities of Thai bird chili's |
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