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This Escalator Is Not Located In America [Pic]

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yepimbored
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 132 Posts
Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:19:40 AM
<---was just giving the Brits a hard time. I have no problem with them :) Best friend is from Coventry- home of the Jag-yoo-ah-er (Jaguar). He moved to Americurr on a Thuz-deh on a ship loaded with toe-mah-toes while sitting on a chai(silent R) before arriving in Californier.

krisley
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 524 Posts
Wednesday, April 28, 2010 8:29:31 PM
GuardinGnome, i don't know about the rest of Europe, but the British actually have the least tooth decay of just about any other country. They don't place as much importance on white teeth, however, so we Americans think they all look silly.

ADMFlapplap
Male, 18-29, Western US
 177 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 9:50:21 PM
@ jerdboy

It also appears that everything yepimbored knows about the UK he learned from episodes of the SImpsons. I'm actually trying to figure out if some of what he said was intended as insult.

"You guys over there eat fish! And chips! Together!!!"

"Yes?"

"I'm just sayin..."

jerdboy
Male, 18-29, Europe
 133 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 2:33:29 PM
yepimbored

Your post is only referring to poo that

A) Happened 60 years ago, and 230 years go
B)None of us give a poo. Find 5 brits on this board who actually like/care about our sponging monarchy. You can insult Prince Charles all you want, but we were doing it first.

Septemberex
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 653 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 2:24:04 PM
@yepimbored hahah. I know exactly what you mean. But some of my counsins are english and they're alright, there are bad eggs in every country.

and Skott, why don't you crack open a history book? Its not cetain who won the war of 1812. middle school knowledge...

WizardofCOR
Male, 40-49, Western US
 156 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 1:26:34 PM
Regardless of where it is actually located (thx, inoue!), I'm of the personal opinion that the US could in fact use some of these... =)

GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2900 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 1:20:46 PM
Another anti-America ecalator post?
What the f**k is wrong with you people.
I could make soooo much more dentist-Europe jokes but you probably know them all.

Skott
Male, 18-29, Canada
 48 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 11:15:49 AM
1776 the brits lost to the yanks with huge aid from the french WW2 started in 1939 for the rest of planet and berlin was actually taken by the russians ps name 2 countries to ever defeat the americans at war vietname and the brits (1812)

yepimbored
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 132 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 10:15:50 AM
Hey, "europeans"...yeah, we're fat and lazy...so call your relatives over here and tell them to get the hell out. I've got 5 spotted dick (the food, not an adjective followed by a term for the male anatomy) eaters in my neighborhood and I'm sick and tired of hearing how all our American food is crap and everything back in England is so much better. Delta is ready when they are. P.S. Who kicked your ass in 1776, bailed you out in the 1940's, and is usually the largest responder to world disasters? Anyone? Anyone? I thought so. Now go eat your fish and chips and take your "jabs" before you die of extreme ethnocentrism....and Prince Charles is a big-eared, dumbo punk!

random882
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 327 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 8:54:10 AM
I bet they were too poor fix the escalator that was there.. So they just used existing hand rails and put real stairs there.. Second a bunch of dumb ass people would stand there and be like "why isn't this moving"..

inoue
Female, 30-39, Asia
 1 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:54:18 AM
I can't believe I signed up just to comment on this...

this escalator can be found at a mall in the Philippines... and there are at least 2 of them! The ones heading up are the boring normal ones...

LtFurpie
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1019 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:51:29 AM
I think it's puerto rico. I hear that a few ricans have died waiting on the first step.

JonathanFTW
Male, 18-29, Europe
 48 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 6:07:01 AM
Look America! Stairs! Do you remember those?

h0ax_d3m0n
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2535 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 5:05:09 AM
i love the title, lmao!

cornflakegrl
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 205 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 5:03:00 AM
I don't get it. Aren't those stairs??

weee328
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 8 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 4:03:46 AM
Yeah Canada, you ain't that much better

Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3653 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 2:08:21 AM
If it's not in America, it's probably because too many people are used to their escalators and you'd have a huge jam of people standing around the bottom waiting for it to turn on..

heeehehehe

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24108 Posts
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 1:36:01 AM
ha ha ha! good effort!

Vipablaz
Male, 13-17, Western US
 191 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 11:33:59 PM
I think I've seen this before...or something along the lines of it I wish this was in America...

K3vin
Male, 18-29, Canada
 487 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 10:41:59 PM
oh come on fishy, no need to be implying that americans are fat. although there is an obesity problem in the US, canadians aren't far behind in the statistics.

TR-Wolf
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1565 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 10:16:52 PM
How unusual, I wonder why they converted it.

IshiiDaFishy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 774 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 9:25:54 PM
@ paranoia. My sarcasm senses tingle. are you saying that isnt true? My research tells me otherwise.

Nerdfighter0
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 213 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 8:48:15 PM
@Lionhart2
Because hair color really determines intelligence.
(eye roll)
Nonetheless entertaining.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 7:35:10 PM
The worst part is, every time a group of blonds gets on it, no-one can get past them to get upstairs for 3 or 4 hours.

xParanoia
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 774 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 6:55:50 PM
Yeah, we don't have stairs here. We have mouth-propelled movement. We just suck up lard and it moves us through the vats of food.

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