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The Erotic Life Of A Slutty Extension Cord [Pic]

Hits: 49346 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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KittenCereal
Female, 18-29, Western US
 951 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 10:30:58 PM
hahahaha it's so funny to see people get so hyped up about sluts and players over this


shpook
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 67 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 7:02:56 PM
imyownpeople: I just fell you love with you. Will you marry me...and my canteloupe?

maguiremart: I'll have to stand by whyaskwhy here, that was one hell of an ignorant comment. Don't worry, you'll get it one day. Well....doubtfully.

SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
 2068 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 5:59:33 PM
POWER BAR!!

NotTHATbored
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1103 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 4:55:06 PM
@Marcus ... Does opening a bunch of crappy locks that have already been opened a couple dozen times before really make it a master key? Or just a key with Herpes? I think I've made my point.

@Krisley Agreed! Sluts are sluts and may they have fun with each other and stay away from me and my toilet seat!

addler
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 782 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 4:36:19 PM
Lol somebody already said it hahaha, somebody had to

addler
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 782 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 4:35:46 PM
just to paraphrase a fun thing I saw online:
"a girl who has sex with many men is like a lock that is opened by many keys, not very useful in any sense of the word. a guy who has sex with many women is like a key that can open many locks, very useful."

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4891 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 3:37:06 PM
Don't bash the sexual progressives.

xKrazyKoalax
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 208 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 3:33:40 PM
maguiremart, We like to call what whyaskwhy just did to you a SSSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM DUNK!

dracokain
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 268 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 3:32:43 PM
Whore, lol

imyownpeople
Female, 18-29, Western US
 164 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 3:31:11 PM
@whyaskwhy and maguiremart:

I love sticking my dick in things. In fact, I'm sticking my dick in a cantaloupe right now. It's the cantaloupes fault for being so damn sexy. I was like, "Damn, this is a good cantaloupe! I wonder if it'll be just as good when I have sex with it?!!" And it is. Stupid cantaloupe, stupid slutty sexy cantaloupe. It had it coming.

whyaskwhy
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 277 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 2:57:47 PM
-are unable to not give it to her. grow up and take responsibility for your own actions

whyaskwhy
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 277 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 2:56:10 PM
@maguiremart

I usually ignore stupid comments, but yours I honestly can't let go. the reason the lock key analogy doesn't work is because a lock is made with the inherent purpose to keep people out. a woman is a HUMAN BEING who can do whatever she damn well pleases-she can sleep with however many men she wants. she isn't created with the inherent purpose of keeping dicks out of her. however, what you are saying is even more ridiculous than the lock key analogy. your comment suggests it's the responsibility of women to keep their legs closed so that men in turn are not offered the occasion to be sluts. It is nobody's RESPONSIBILITY to keep anyone else decent/moral, you're your own entity responsible for keeping yourself decent. I am not responsible for making sure that men can't be players and douchebags. If i have a lot of loose sex i'm a slut, and if you have a lot of loose sex you're just as equally a slut-just because a girl wants your rooster doesn't mean you are unable to

maguiremart
Male, 13-17, Europe
 32 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 1:22:44 PM
@ krisley

I agree to a certain extent, but that analogy is pretty damn accurate if you ask me. A man has to work hard to get into bed with a woman. A woman (if at least moderately attractive) can pretty much get a man to sleep with her with the snap of her finger. Point is, if women give themselves up easily, men will be more likely to become players. However, if women aren't so "loose" men won't be able to become players and such. Sadly, its going in the opposite direction these days

duckflash
Female, 13-17, Europe
 571 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 9:01:55 AM
"that lock-key analogy is pretty damn funny, but that's all that it is. It's a JOKE. As shphook said, a slut is a slut is a slut, male or female."
amen

krisley
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 524 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 8:00:48 AM
that lock-key analogy is pretty damn funny, but that's all that it is. It's a JOKE. As shphook said, a slut is a slut is a slut, male or female.

marcus2
Male, 13-17, Europe
 678 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 7:43:50 AM
If a key opens many locks, it is considered a master key, and is usefull.

if a lock can be opened by many different keys, well its a pretty poo lock if you ask me.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 6:27:00 AM
> PsychGeek
> we may whine a bit, but there's nothing wrong with wanting sex lasting longer than 2 minutes

Sex?? I never mentioned men, women or sex... I was talking about locksmithing. You must just have a dirty mind.

CanadaPirate
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 13 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 6:14:18 AM
no, the difference between men and women is in how we both deal with conflict, men fight to win, women fight to hurt, gender war over.

shneeblefish
Male, 18-29, Europe
 512 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 5:48:27 AM
"maybe if that key showed a bit more self-control, the lock wouldn't complain as much."

And so we come to the great debate of men vs women and why neither understands the other... Actually, try reading "why men don't listen and women can't read maps" while you're at it. It outlines the basic differences between men and women and tells you how to overcome those differences.

buxco215
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 982 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 4:22:35 AM
>>Let's just say the userbase has been carefully and conscientiously trimmed. Like a manicured hedgerow.<<

"Manacured hedgerow" huh?? That's probably the first and last time I'll ever see that phrase written in my life. :/

100stories
Female, 18-29, Europe
 58 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 3:30:51 AM
I don't understand your joke derf? :s

megann_exoh
Female, 13-17, Europe
 693 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 12:43:26 AM
jeeeeeez, 'sammycyanide', could you BE any more patronising?! and then your explination was badly worded anyway...

derf87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 21 Posts
Sunday, April 25, 2010 11:40:03 PM
@sammy
Yes I got the joke, just trying to be funny. My bad.

SammyCyanide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 430 Posts
Sunday, April 25, 2010 11:34:08 PM
I don't think you understood the joke, derf.
Let me explain it to you.
The other chord with only 3 holes considers the extension chord with several to be a whore because of the amount of holes it has, as if saying that that's how many other chords it sleeps with.

derf87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 21 Posts
Sunday, April 25, 2010 11:19:59 PM
Wouldn't the correct term be "Lesbian?"

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