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Yahoo! Answers The Cucumber Question [Pic]

Hits: 49377 | Rating: (3.5) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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T-Marley
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 600 Posts
Monday, December 06, 2010 1:54:59 AM
Seriously an 11 year old girl can take a whole cucumber? What is this world coming to? Shouldn't that hurt someone so young and (presumably) petite? Maybe she started with carrots and worked her way up? And...mom started working the cucumber at 13?

The entire family has a great career in the porn industry.

Floupe
Male, 13-17, Europe
 203 Posts
Sunday, June 20, 2010 11:55:26 AM
O.o
Ew and Lol.

necrobitch
Female, 18-29, Europe
 468 Posts
Monday, May 24, 2010 8:02:14 PM
this is sick.
that would be called child abuse mother

RecycleElf
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3632 Posts
Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17:47 AM
@T-Marley
cucumbers comes in sizes smaller than carrots... you are overthinking this

T-Marley
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 600 Posts
Thursday, April 29, 2010 4:27:35 PM
Seriously an 11 year old girl can take a whole cucumber? What is this world coming to? Shouldn't that hurt someone so young and (presumably) petite? Maybe she started with carrots and worked her way up? And...mom started working the cucumber at 13?

The entire family has a great career in the porn industry.

curubs
Male, 18-29, S. America
 14 Posts
Wednesday, April 28, 2010 5:53:24 PM
effective answer

moscoworbust
Male, 18-29, Europe
 159 Posts
Wednesday, April 28, 2010 8:23:52 AM
marrow

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5189 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 5:40:15 PM
mithraela, I am highly offended by your post!

No one uses summer squash after mini-cucumbers.
They go straight to carrots then, daikon radish!

mithraela
Female, 18-29, Western US
 536 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 3:58:00 AM
So how are they supposed to phuck themselves if they stop buying cucumbers? That's just plain horrible advice, if not blatantly ignorant. Maybe they've graduated to summer squash. Slightly more complex than the cucumber. You have to remember to start with the small end, and that can be confusing.

OrangeCrow
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1208 Posts
Sunday, April 25, 2010 6:09:35 AM
How is cucumber babby born?

SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
 2068 Posts
Friday, April 23, 2010 4:28:17 PM
im reminded of this Video

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Friday, April 23, 2010 3:56:31 PM
Yet another troll post from another site re-posted as a troll post on THIS site.

Sqam
Female, 18-29, Canada
 65 Posts
Friday, April 23, 2010 3:09:36 PM
Is this implying that they will eat that cucumber after?

idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3934 Posts
Friday, April 23, 2010 2:03:57 PM
lol...looks like someone is going to be into black men....or produce...

IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2362 Posts
Friday, April 23, 2010 1:24:17 PM
Nice answer.

Really f*cking gross though. XD

pottersclay
Female, 30-39, Western US
 109 Posts
Friday, April 23, 2010 6:30:18 AM
wow umm... kudos to mom for being VERY supportive

rakoonhat
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 656 Posts
Thursday, April 22, 2010 11:33:35 PM
i got a pickle hey hey hey hey

lol, sorry the little rascals was the very first thing i thought of

Rawrandmer
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 283 Posts
Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:06:15 PM
also: she's not going to have a whole lot of fun when she gets older and has an actual partner instead of a cucumber. she'll have like this huge black hole thats gonna suck in everything within a five mile radius!

Rawrandmer
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 283 Posts
Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:01:23 PM
How does an 11 year old fit a cucumber up her....oh gosh. Mental images. EWWWWWW

RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2698 Posts
Thursday, April 22, 2010 8:31:32 PM
Probably fake, but love the answer

T-Marley
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 600 Posts
Thursday, April 22, 2010 8:01:10 PM
Seriously an 11 year old girl can take a whole cucumber? What is this world coming to? Shouldn't that hurt someone so young and (presumably) petite? Maybe she started with carrots and worked her way up? And...mom started working the cucumber at 13?

The entire family has a great career in the porn industry.

LightShaded
Male, 18-29, Canada
 420 Posts
Thursday, April 22, 2010 7:28:50 PM
RotBottom. No.

lerie
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1271 Posts
Thursday, April 22, 2010 6:18:36 PM
Beacuse answering "get her a vibrator" would have sounded too pedo.

RotBottom
Male, 18-29, Western US
 100 Posts
Thursday, April 22, 2010 5:41:16 PM
mmm 11 year old cucumbers..

daisy822
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1046 Posts
Thursday, April 22, 2010 5:41:09 PM
O_O

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