 T-Marley
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 600 Posts
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Monday, December 06, 2010 1:54:59 AM
Seriously an 11 year old girl can take a whole cucumber? What is this world coming to? Shouldn't that hurt someone so young and (presumably) petite? Maybe she started with carrots and worked her way up? And...mom started working the cucumber at 13?
The entire family has a great career in the porn industry. |
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 Floupe
Male, 13-17, Europe
203 Posts
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Sunday, June 20, 2010 11:55:26 AM
O.o
Ew and Lol. |
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 necrobitch
Female, 18-29, Europe
468 Posts
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Monday, May 24, 2010 8:02:14 PM
this is sick.
that would be called child abuse mother |
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 RecycleElf
Male, 18-29, Europe
3632 Posts
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Friday, April 30, 2010 8:17:47 AM
@T-Marley
cucumbers comes in sizes smaller than carrots... you are overthinking this |
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T-Marley
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
600 Posts
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Thursday, April 29, 2010 4:27:35 PM
Seriously an 11 year old girl can take a whole cucumber? What is this world coming to? Shouldn't that hurt someone so young and (presumably) petite? Maybe she started with carrots and worked her way up? And...mom started working the cucumber at 13?
The entire family has a great career in the porn industry. |
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 curubs
Male, 18-29, S. America
14 Posts
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 5:53:24 PM
effective answer |
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 moscoworbust
Male, 18-29, Europe
148 Posts
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010 8:23:52 AM
marrow |
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 CodeJockey
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2520 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 5:40:15 PM
mithraela, I am highly offended by your post!
No one uses summer squash after mini-cucumbers.
They go straight to carrots then, daikon radish! |
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 mithraela
Female, 18-29, Western US
536 Posts
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Monday, April 26, 2010 3:58:00 AM
So how are they supposed to phuck themselves if they stop buying cucumbers? That's just plain horrible advice, if not blatantly ignorant. Maybe they've graduated to summer squash. Slightly more complex than the cucumber. You have to remember to start with the small end, and that can be confusing. |
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 OrangeCrow
Female, 18-29, Western US
1208 Posts
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Sunday, April 25, 2010 6:09:35 AM
How is cucumber babby born? |
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 SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
2068 Posts
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Friday, April 23, 2010 4:28:17 PM
im reminded of this Video |
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 duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
5220 Posts
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Friday, April 23, 2010 3:56:31 PM
Yet another troll post from another site re-posted as a troll post on THIS site. |
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 Sqam
Female, 18-29, Canada
65 Posts
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Friday, April 23, 2010 3:09:36 PM
Is this implying that they will eat that cucumber after? |
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 idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
3934 Posts
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Friday, April 23, 2010 2:03:57 PM
lol...looks like someone is going to be into black men....or produce... |
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 IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
2362 Posts
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Friday, April 23, 2010 1:24:17 PM
Nice answer.
Really f*cking gross though. XD |
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 pottersclay
Female, 30-39, Western US
109 Posts
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Friday, April 23, 2010 6:30:18 AM
wow umm... kudos to mom for being VERY supportive |
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 rakoonhat
Female, 30-39, Southern US
653 Posts
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Thursday, April 22, 2010 11:33:35 PM
i got a pickle hey hey hey hey
lol, sorry the little rascals was the very first thing i thought of |
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 Rawrandmer
Female, 13-17, Southern US
283 Posts
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Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:06:15 PM
also: she's not going to have a whole lot of fun when she gets older and has an actual partner instead of a cucumber. she'll have like this huge black hole thats gonna suck in everything within a five mile radius! |
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Rawrandmer
Female, 13-17, Southern US
283 Posts
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Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:01:23 PM
How does an 11 year old fit a cucumber up her....oh gosh. Mental images. EWWWWWW |
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 RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2698 Posts
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Thursday, April 22, 2010 8:31:32 PM
Probably fake, but love the answer |
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T-Marley
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
600 Posts
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Thursday, April 22, 2010 8:01:10 PM
Seriously an 11 year old girl can take a whole cucumber? What is this world coming to? Shouldn't that hurt someone so young and (presumably) petite? Maybe she started with carrots and worked her way up? And...mom started working the cucumber at 13?
The entire family has a great career in the porn industry. |
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 LightShaded
Male, 18-29, Canada
420 Posts
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Thursday, April 22, 2010 7:28:50 PM
RotBottom. No. |
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 lerie
Female, 18-29, S. America
1271 Posts
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Thursday, April 22, 2010 6:18:36 PM
Beacuse answering "get her a vibrator" would have sounded too pedo. |
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 RotBottom
Male, 18-29, Western US
100 Posts
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Thursday, April 22, 2010 5:41:16 PM
mmm 11 year old cucumbers..
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 daisy822
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
1046 Posts
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Thursday, April 22, 2010 5:41:09 PM
O_O |
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