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Jesus Is Packing Big Down There! [Pic]

Hits: 37213 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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megann_exoh
Female, 13-17, Europe
 693 Posts
Monday, April 26, 2010 12:50:00 AM
lolololololol.

'IT'S HIS ABS, PEOPLE'

HELLOTIFFANY
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 19 Posts
Friday, April 23, 2010 12:03:31 AM
Ab FAIL.

xamilo
Male, 18-29, S. America
 129 Posts
Monday, April 19, 2010 2:23:33 PM
Oh man, that is just wrong... They should kill the artist for that. Didn't he/she notice there was something weird about the abs drawn in the picture?

Zymotical
Male, 18-29, Western US
 199 Posts
Saturday, April 17, 2010 5:58:28 PM
Original

weirdgrrl
Female, 30-39, Canada
 201 Posts
Saturday, April 17, 2010 3:40:13 PM
Actual article: Controversial crucifix

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4268 Posts
Saturday, April 17, 2010 1:22:00 PM
uberlol

Ace_Mazta
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 703 Posts
Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:56:57 AM
its supposed to be a stomach...

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Saturday, April 17, 2010 1:29:56 AM
Nice Genocyde.

TR-Wolf
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1565 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 11:26:31 PM
Meh, the Medievals were awful artists.

Genocyde
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 711 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 9:09:00 PM
Q: Why did all the women want Jesus

A: Cuz they heard he was hung like this *spreads arms wide*

Heureux
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1060 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 7:32:05 PM
it is not stained glass

it is a modern creation in a traditional icon style

as for "skinny" - medieval artists - the style dupliated - 1) lived in a time of poverty and starvation 2) tradesmen, like carpenters, both when the icon style was created, and in the first century when Christ is thought to have lived, were poor, economically subjugated by the wealthier classes, barely eking out a living 3) are trying represent vulnerability and meekness

as for pale skin - it is a symbolic representation, not a photograph, designed to communicate to the local community, and this style comes primarily from northern Europe - Russia for example.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 7:21:31 PM
> FlameOfUdun
> Why is he always so skinny? He was a freaking carpenter

And he probably over-ate anyway... let's not forget he could buy one hamburger and turn it into thousands.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 7:18:00 PM
And what makes it all the more amusing is the 4 dudes staring right at it.

IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2362 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 7:17:54 PM
What up bitches my erection ALMOST touches my nipples.

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 6:08:49 PM
"Why is he always so skinny? He was a freaking carpenter"

Even better quuestion, why is Jesus always portrayed white? He was a freegn ARAB!!!! He wasnt black, wasnt white...and wasnt female according to this....but great googly moogly I bet his loveslave was happy!!!

FlameOfUdun
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1234 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 5:36:03 PM
Why is he always so skinny? He was a freaking carpenter.

lerie
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1271 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 5:22:05 PM
The person who made that glass had a serious freudian slip here.

nicolanicola
Female, 13-17, Europe
 59 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 5:03:42 PM
priest porn?

iiiihatejmac
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 480 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 4:19:14 PM
lulz

Spocom
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 712 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 3:56:14 PM
I'm sorry, Jesus. I can't stop staring at your...disgusting, shaved chicken legs! They're like a 14 year old girl's legs!

Perseus
Female, 18-29, Western US
 222 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 3:28:40 PM
I don't see what's so weird about this OHMYLANTERN wow that is one big... six pack you're rocking there, Jesus.

SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
 2068 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 3:07:45 PM
and that's why he's gods son

aseirinn
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 879 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 3:06:19 PM
he the king of glory alright, mornin' glory!!!

Joolin
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1004 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 2:57:56 PM
"And he's so smug about it too."

That in combination with the hands out makes him look like he's saying "yeah, so what? You want a taste?"

sourkrauter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 899 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 2:49:11 PM
"yea, yea you like that dont you, bow to the savior"

i think he's just too smug with that

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