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Another Depressing Handwritten Bathroom Note [Pic]

Hits: 44021 | Rating: (1.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1121 Posts
Wednesday, April 28, 2010 7:16:20 PM
I'd be willing to leave the seat down in exchange for... BACON.

SlushieLush
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3 Posts
Saturday, April 17, 2010 8:01:09 AM
My psychology teacher has taken to putting both the lid and the seat down so -everyone- has to touch it.

Everyone in his house conformed.... just sayin

conky
Male, 30-39, Europe
 24 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 4:16:18 PM
Girls can VOTE, now???

Jeez. We'll have women bus drivers next......

DJDoubleb
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 381 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 12:03:45 PM
Equal rights demands you lift the seat up yourself ladies... Sorry, you wanted to vote, this is what you got.

bored-am-I
Male, 30-39, Europe
 783 Posts
Friday, April 16, 2010 12:31:12 AM
@ drips
Whatever

drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 853 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 8:11:14 PM
I love you elliebraap. When I suddenly started leaving the seat up in my house my female housemate thought that it was a statement of some sort. I had to assure her it had no deeper meaning and then went back to always putting it down. Women...

drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 853 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 8:10:50 PM
@bored-am-I -That's a really inefficient solution. Can you imagine all of the time wasted on unnecessarily changing the position of the lid? If we all did that we'd have to shave a few
seconds a day off of our IAB time wasting. And I won't live in a world like that!!

coolatindude
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 27 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 8:07:20 PM
useyofoot

drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 853 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 8:05:02 PM
I love you elliebraap. When I suddenly started leaving the seat up in my house my female housemate thought that it was a statement of some sort. I had to assure her it had no deeper meaning and then went back to always putting it down. Women...

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 7:12:35 PM
I just do this:

1. Piss anywhere in the bathroom.
2. Blame kids, dog or incontinent grandmother.
3. Wipe it up with the Missus' favorite towel.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10542 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 5:06:23 PM
If you're tall enough, the sink can be a convenient height.

I just do this:

i) Lift lid and seat with left hand.
ii) Pee with right hand for aiming.
iii) Put seat and lid down with left hand.
iv) Flush with side of right hand.
v) Wash hands.

Besides, the toilet seat isn't all that dirty except in some public toilets. Your keyboard probably contains more bacteria, dead skin cells and dirt of various kinds than the toilet seat in your home does.

Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 10121 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 4:00:22 PM
@Shortbuskid

The shower is also an option!

cheese6969
Male, 18-29, Canada
 525 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 12:27:08 PM
Shortbuskid, you, sir have just earned yourself a WIN

wereallboned
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 260 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 11:56:13 AM
use ur dratin foot (shoe) if u dont want to touch the seat

bankvole
Male, 30-39, Europe
 988 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:18:20 AM
so why should the guys have to touch it? They should just leave the seat down and aim

xXKaryXx
Female, 13-17, Western US
 640 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 8:14:03 AM
so why do girls complain again??

im guessing they have a mental issue here if they can't touch the seat and put it down themselves

o:

IseeingI2I
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 270 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 7:43:17 AM
i'll start putting the seat down when girls put the seat up until then there will be small splashes of pee on the seat

Shortbuskid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 39 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 6:58:50 AM
Think I already said this on the toilet debate... just piss in the bath tub solves the issue completely

elliebraap
Female, 13-17, Europe
 23 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 6:56:18 AM
I'm a girl and I see no problem with having to put the seat down. Boys have to pick it up don't they and don't complain, what's wrong with us picking it up

dotrom
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 93 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 6:54:25 AM
dang:
Not all girls hover. Only the stupid girls do, and they are the ones that get pee everywhere, which is why other stupid girls hover.

dang007
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 548 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 6:30:23 AM
Hey girls guess what we do not want to touch it either. And since you all claim to just hover leave the dang thing up ok.

GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2900 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 5:11:45 AM
I'm not touching it either.
I agree with ranon, use your damn feet.

bored-am-I
Male, 30-39, Europe
 783 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 4:12:08 AM
The solution:

In our modern world with increasing equality between the sexes the toilet seat rules should be:

Guys:
Situation 1: Lid down
Open the lid, pee, put lid down

Situation 2: Lid up
Leave lid, pee, lid down

Girls:
Situation 1: Lid down
Leave lid down, pee, put lid up.

Situation 2: Lid up.
Close lid, pee, lid up.

This way everyone shares the same amount of work and consideration for the next toilet guest.

Donations can be made to my account.

smo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 349 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 2:51:00 AM
She will put her ass on it though!

domisgood
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5786 Posts
Thursday, April 15, 2010 2:46:04 AM
girls-
why are you worried about this
theres no toilet in the kitchen
guys DO NOT want you peeing when you should be making sandwiches
Thanks!-

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