 Supersyko
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 316 Posts
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Saturday, April 24, 2010 12:30:19 PM
Pitching tents is just as bad, lmao. |
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 CrzyWhtGrl
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
257 Posts
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010 2:33:27 AM
Did he remind anyone else of Chris Farley??? Man...that was weird. |
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 WhoaHeyDude
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
135 Posts
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Monday, April 12, 2010 8:29:13 AM
I used to work with a girl who pronounced "tents" as "tints" and "pen" as "pin" ...it used to piss me off so bad. 5 times a day I'd hear, "Hey can I use your pin real quick?" SHUT THE drat UP! |
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 LOLJesus
Male, 30-39, Europe
12 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 10:20:47 PM
This is a whole lot better than what they usually say at church... trust me i know!!!
ROFLROFLROFLROFL |
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 entwife
Female, 18-29, Western US
537 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 5:45:33 PM
Well, he certainly sounds sexually frustrated, what with all the sweating and grunting and awkward laughing...and who the hell pronounces "tents" like that?! Sounded like "tits" both ways. |
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 idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
3934 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:40:11 PM
that was hard to watch...so awkward...and grunty... |
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 dante8o
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
49 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 12:51:29 PM
my favorite is "cheese and rice!" |
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 emmettyville
Female, 30-39, Australia
2710 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 12:41:26 PM
so it was on tape, does he still have a job? and where deos pinching tits come into it anyway? maybe church is more exciting than i have been informed. |
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 FlameOfUdun
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1234 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 10:38:13 AM
Pinch his tets, pitch his tents, I've done this same thing before... |
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 whipplefunk
Male, 40-49, Southern US
484 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 9:45:36 AM
old |
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 caper454
Male, 40-49, Canada
286 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 8:01:20 AM
just add religion and all of a sudden it's OK to leave your kids with sick f*cks like this |
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 Lblaxplaya20
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
425 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 6:22:15 AM
@TKD
Oh yea, because Christians are always the drug dealer that live on the corner of your block. They're are always the underachievers in society who do nothing. When has a Christian ever done anything good for this world? I mean they are such a small minority we should just get rid of them all.
(cue the sarcasm) |
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 psychrow
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
19 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 5:47:46 AM
I'm thinking the dude has Tourette's syndrome. Wonder how long it was before he picked up the guitar and smashed it into the floor... |
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 a1butcher
Male, 40-49, Canada
4783 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 5:46:30 AM
Well... that was Titillating. |
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 madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
6406 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 4:53:45 AM
People waste their Sundays on this drivel. |
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 johnhgough
Male, 40-49, Europe
99 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 2:58:36 AM
I once got reprimanded at work for swearing when i said 'ohh crikey' |
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 OrangeCrow
Female, 18-29, Western US
1208 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:45:12 AM
"He's either high, an ex drug user (who used way too many drugs) or a christian...it's hard to differentiate them. "
Haha oh yes! Keep those Christian jokes coming! They never ever get old!
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 TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
4827 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:16:21 AM
He's either high, an ex drug user (who used way too many drugs) or a christian...it's hard to differentiate them.
on another note, ever wonder where the words 'gosh' and 'jeesh' came from? it's kind alike saying 'God!' in an angry tone is blasphemy, right? and 'shhh' means stop talking, so put the two together and you get gosh! same for jesus and jeesh. |
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 Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
1105 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 12:44:25 AM
Baalthazaq, trust me no-one and I mean NO-ONE, ever says cor blimey here anymore. I don't think anyone ever did. God bless Dick Van Dyke. Bless him with an icepick. |
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 cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
6843 Posts
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Sunday, April 11, 2010 12:26:03 AM
the lisp was funnier than anything |
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 s1cKs0uL
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
391 Posts
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Saturday, April 10, 2010 11:42:25 PM
Pastor bob seems blazed :D and of course horny^^ |
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 lockedup
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
298 Posts
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Saturday, April 10, 2010 10:21:52 PM
really old but still funny! |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8710 Posts
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Saturday, April 10, 2010 9:42:49 PM
Gee, and after he went to so much trouble to dress for the occasion...
And some other euphemisms for blasphemy:
Jeepers creepers!
Jeeminy criminy!
Gee whiz!
Jeez Louise!
Golly!
Gosh darn it!
Dag nab it!
Goll dang it!
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Heureux
Male, 40-49, Western US
1060 Posts
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Saturday, April 10, 2010 9:09:57 PM
pastor is talking about a man - Lott
pinching his tits/pitching his tent
the first is overtly sexual and the second is slang for getting an erection
someone has a secret |
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 _kiersten_
Female, 18-29, Western US
1677 Posts
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Saturday, April 10, 2010 9:02:37 PM
Bahahaha. Oh god, that is hilarious. And wow @ him getting so mad >.> |
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