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Women's Body Language Tells You Everything [Pic]

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Zuki
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 161 Posts
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 11:00:19 AM
If you liked this you should go to the artists web site. www.smbc-comics.com

Updates daily and the videos are freaking awesome. :)

jfactor
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 148 Posts
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 10:17:36 AM
Well, I guess now I know why women are always stabbing me with forks.

wolfguy423
Male, 18-29, Western US
 169 Posts
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 9:32:59 AM
Hmmm, this girl at work does that to me all the time...

Ninja-Nerd
Male, 18-29, Australia
 139 Posts
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 6:23:13 AM
So, not to tell you my life story or anything, but I was getting a lot of #1 attention.... which apparently turned out to be #3.

drat you all.

Lord_Jereth
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 598 Posts
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 4:17:13 AM
1) "Just got my boobs done, aren't they great?"

2) "They're really high and stiff, too. You can squish 'em all day like this and they just bounce back!"

3) "Ya wanna feel? Go ahead, I don't mind."

4) "They're bullet proof, I tell ya! Here, stick one with this fork! I'll bet they won't even move!"

LJ

taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2662 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 11:18:56 PM
10 points and a free internet to Lionhart....

coldCanuck
Male, 13-17, Canada
 299 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:49:06 PM
Lionhart I give you my internets as a gift.

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2541 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:44:23 PM
men lie, we stare at your bewbs when we're interested in your vagina.

lerie
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1271 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:28:59 PM
"Women lie"

We are gifted manipulators. We use 1 a lot when we are interested in your money, not you.

2 is more for being bossy XD

Zetalight
Male, 13-17, Western US
 11 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 8:52:49 PM
kimkio: I think think the first one is also respectful toward elders/superiors?

duckinfuh
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 892 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 8:51:11 PM
lionhart has won all of my internets.

kimkio
Female, 18-29, Europe
 967 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 8:34:21 PM
so... for this chart, it seems i'm a lesbian O.o whenever my female teacher calls me to her room i stand like in the 1st picture :S am i interested in her? i'm into learning body language, i've always wondered what that position means. oh, sometimes i do that for males too. hmm guess i'm bi then

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 8:33:05 PM
Women lie

Neko_Sik
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 701 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 8:24:22 PM
So that's why men stare at womens breasts, it's the only way they can understand us.

DaSheezy
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 150 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 8:11:15 PM
Lionhart... If I was a girl. I would want your children, You just took comedy gold and made comedy platinum. I say all this because, a simple "Lol @ Lionhart2" does not suffice. I actually just fell out of my chair laughing. I just felt like you needed to know this.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 7:56:40 PM
I've always been perfect at understanding Body Language...



...it's just that some silly bitches don't know how to speak it properly!

sourkrauter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 899 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 6:15:52 PM
man, i am usually pretty good at reading someone's body language, but then the girl starts talking to me and all sense goes out the f**king window! uh duh uh duh uh duh uhh, uhh...

Plague555
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 562 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:56:19 PM
crossing your arms is a sign of defense and insecurity... not a way to say i dislike you...

whelshin
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 122 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:48:16 PM
i usually get the fork

cheese6969
Male, 18-29, Canada
 525 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:37:30 PM
meh

IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2362 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:13:15 PM
IDK I do those first ones all the time but they don't usually have a meaning.

Jasonbobdude
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1602 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 4:03:47 PM
The fork is meant to be stuck in someone's eye, I think.

kiriluv
Female, 18-29, Western US
 204 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 3:18:35 PM
Totally true.

acanatane
Female, 18-29, Europe
 278 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 3:16:58 PM
the first one is wrng, its not neccesarily im interested, it is also, i want something off of you, and i know thiswill work

LadyIsis
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 404 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 2:55:50 PM
gotta admit this is pretty accurate.....haha

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