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Don't Turn To Google If You're Depressed [Pic]

Hits: 45556 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Technology | Added by: fancylad
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moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Thursday, April 08, 2010 7:17:52 PM
The first few ads for me (in the UK) are for suicide helplines. I think it's really great actually. You never know what small thing could help save a person's life.

plahblah
Female, 18-29, Canada
 153 Posts
Thursday, April 08, 2010 12:14:39 AM
I'm in Canada and I got that when I typed it in, BUT I have AOL haha so it's probably a US only thing.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 5:58:29 PM
> Chaos7
> Would it work in other countries?

No, not at all. I typed it and got normal, standard Google results. Interestingly, the "Feeling Lucky" button takes me to a site which DOES list lots of ways to do the deed, with pro's, cons, preparations to make, etc.

Chaos7
Male, 18-29, Western US
 844 Posts
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 5:32:16 PM
Would it work in other countries?

GirlieMutant
Female, 18-29, Europe
 238 Posts
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 10:09:54 AM
type ways to kill a person.. And when I type it, it gives me a list of ways!

ubberboard08
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 107 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 11:22:33 PM
god if i typed that into google it would tell me "suffocation preferably"

Andicicle
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 470 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 8:53:35 PM
at least they didn't actually list a bunch of ways.... of course if you're depressed wnough to do it, and too stupid to figure out how on your own, perhaps your death will do a service to humaity by removing your genes from the pool... go Darwin.

gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1328 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 8:46:55 PM
the suicide prevention thing should come before all of those things like suicide methods

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 8:42:23 PM
I thought for these google things you were supposed to type in part of the phrase and let google complete? At least to have a working joke, I guess.

cndman15
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 330 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 7:55:33 PM
google loves me

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 7:46:52 PM
Huh? I typed 'Ways to Commit Suicide' and all I got was a Google page that said 'Do it Lionhart - we double dare you".


omg-a-lion
Male, 13-17, Australia
 115 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 6:32:03 PM
i didnt get it ... all i got is "Suicide Methods-Wikipedia".....no one likes me.

sourkrauter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 899 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 6:08:17 PM
gah! thanks for nothin google...

IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2362 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:20:37 PM
Dammit so I should KGB it instead?

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6464 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:07:03 PM
This doesn't make up for ruining April Fool's day.

TheSnowSheep
Male, 18-29, Europe
 120 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 4:42:21 PM
@lunaticlover

sheesh way to ruin a joke..

idontknow951
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1111 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 4:11:30 PM
Wow. You guys got this to #9 on google trends in the US. Congratulations.

lunaticlover
Female, 18-29, Europe
 355 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 3:48:05 PM
If you can find a suicide hotline through Google, wouldn't it be more prudent to say "You SHOULD Turn to Google If You're Depressed"? I would think being presented with a suicide hotline would be a lot more useful than just sitting in your room contemplating death.

I'm happy that Google has this. Granted, the only reason they probably have it is to avoid being sued.

But still.

vorpalsword
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1429 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 3:15:48 PM
i remember i googled "the most painful way to die" (after seeing a documentary about WBC I wanted to know what i could do to them) I got the sucide prevention hotline, i lol'd

Peveo4589
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 431 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 1:44:36 PM
well at least they are looking out for you

Tonyjet
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3430 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 1:43:43 PM
No horrible idea. More health care expenses if they dont commit suicide. Juuuusssst Kiddding. suicide is nothing funny and a lot of families are affected each year, and the sad thing is that the people that do it dont really think in the harm that they will cause to their loved ones. A truly selfish act of abandonment. Google should be praised for this, not ridiculed

dioxin
Male, 18-29, Europe
 92 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 1:34:46 PM
who postet that thing? its
"Turn To Google If You're Depressed"...

people killing themselves is not funny.

lakerzz8
Male, 18-29, Western US
 369 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 1:12:59 PM
lol CrakrJak, if they assume someone committed suicide, they don't just leave the body rotting somewhere, they still search for you. Silly, silly man.

LtFurpie
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1019 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 1:03:32 PM
Don't Turn if you're depressed...

...You'll eventually run into something.

kribbe
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2000 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 12:50:46 PM
"Google saves all your searches, So if you do this search 'ways to commit suicide' will be in your profile."

not if your computer mysteriously explodes

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