 Badenov
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 142 Posts
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Wednesday, April 07, 2010 5:30:32 PM
>Corydoras, they still are not televangelists, which are by definition on TV. These are just evangelists.
More like smellyevangelists from the looks of things. |
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 greenspark82
Female, 18-29, Southern US
366 Posts
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Wednesday, April 07, 2010 5:25:26 AM
Darn those mormons! This is why you don't let them in the house. You never get rid of them. |
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 travis35911
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
223 Posts
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Wednesday, April 07, 2010 2:21:18 AM
Lionhart Ftw |
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 Andicicle
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
441 Posts
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:19:46 PM
welllll, since they aren't on TV they aren't TELEvangelists, are they? evangelists sure. another fail. use a dictionary. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9843 Posts
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:17:33 PM
<--- truly speechless |
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 xXKaryXx
Female, 13-17, Western US
640 Posts
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010 7:50:57 AM
o.o
-locks the doors and windows- |
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 pmarren
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
3385 Posts
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010 6:29:19 AM
Hmmm, I think there is a metaphor here. Something about what religion REALLY is. |
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 Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
8285 Posts
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:39:11 AM
> sbeelz
> Considering they're not on TV, you can't exactly call them televangelists.
How do you KNOW they're not on TV? This could be a bold new concept in Reality TV - "Divine Dump". |
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 GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2900 Posts
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:02:35 AM
I'll get you into heaven if you kiss the serpent.
Don't worry he won't bite. |
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 sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
2860 Posts
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010 12:43:39 AM
Considering they're not on TV, you can't exactly call them televangelists. |
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 METALLICAROX
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
324 Posts
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010 12:13:42 AM
HOLY CRAP! No pun intended....I don't think |
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 DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2764 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 9:54:08 PM
Don't worry, we'll pray and help get that "Demon" out of you!! |
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 goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
4004 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 9:36:01 PM
Oh, heres a good one. It even refers to lack of space.
"This is an INCOMMODIOUS situation." |
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goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
4004 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 9:33:22 PM
I'm not even sure those are bibles. Could be dictionaries, looking up creative words to describe the awkwardness of the situation. |
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goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
4004 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 9:31:50 PM
They're just praying for a successful bowel movement. |
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 Heureux
Male, 40-49, Western US
1060 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 6:49:16 PM
shopped
you can tell by the pixels. |
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Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
8285 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 6:12:54 PM
The first rule of Evangelism is establishing common ground, to let the target see you're a regular guy jut like him. So if he's wearing a football shirt, for example, you start telling him how much you like football too.
In this case, it was obviously "HI THERE!! I couldn't help noticing you have an incredible pile of steaming poo. Well as it happens, we're from the Mormons and we also..." |
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 dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
16276 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 5:58:51 PM
The problem is, EVERYTHING is sacred to them.  |
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 Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
2205 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 4:30:31 PM
I had one come up to me when i was mowing the lawn, and made me stop mowing so i could listen to his bullpoo... |
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ultimakewl
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
660 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 4:25:16 PM
what exactly makes them "Tele"-vangelists? |
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 Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
4012 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 4:20:01 PM
I would love to have evangelists with Bibless when I crap. They read me stories, and holy toilet paper with the pages they read. |
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 cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
6848 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 4:18:33 PM
xerasia, girls dont do that, my dad told me so. |
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 ManicRapture
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
683 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 3:45:53 PM
good for them. :D |
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8138 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 3:34:48 PM
Televangelists are so funny when they don't mean to be. |
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 slab-of-rage
Male, 18-29, Europe
779 Posts
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Monday, April 05, 2010 3:29:41 PM
You got it all wrong, it's just Ethan Hawke, Chris Evans and Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle doing a read through for their new movie, 'Guys with Military Haircuts'. |
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