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Televangelists, They'll Get You Anywhere [Pic]

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Badenov
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 159 Posts
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 5:30:32 PM
>Corydoras, they still are not televangelists, which are by definition on TV. These are just evangelists.

More like smellyevangelists from the looks of things.

greenspark82
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 366 Posts
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 5:25:26 AM
Darn those mormons! This is why you don't let them in the house. You never get rid of them.

travis35911
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 223 Posts
Wednesday, April 07, 2010 2:21:18 AM
Lionhart Ftw

Andicicle
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 458 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:19:46 PM
welllll, since they aren't on TV they aren't TELEvangelists, are they? evangelists sure. another fail. use a dictionary.

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11191 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:17:33 PM
<--- truly speechless

xXKaryXx
Female, 13-17, Western US
 640 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 7:50:57 AM
o.o

-locks the doors and windows-

pmarren
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 3886 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 6:29:19 AM
Hmmm, I think there is a metaphor here. Something about what religion REALLY is.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:39:11 AM
> sbeelz
> Considering they're not on TV, you can't exactly call them televangelists.

How do you KNOW they're not on TV? This could be a bold new concept in Reality TV - "Divine Dump".

GuardinGnome
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2900 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 5:02:35 AM
I'll get you into heaven if you kiss the serpent.
Don't worry he won't bite.

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 12:43:39 AM
Considering they're not on TV, you can't exactly call them televangelists.

METALLICAROX
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 324 Posts
Tuesday, April 06, 2010 12:13:42 AM
HOLY CRAP! No pun intended....I don't think

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 9:54:08 PM
Don't worry, we'll pray and help get that "Demon" out of you!!

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 9:36:01 PM
Oh, heres a good one. It even refers to lack of space.

"This is an INCOMMODIOUS situation."

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 9:33:22 PM
I'm not even sure those are bibles. Could be dictionaries, looking up creative words to describe the awkwardness of the situation.

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 9:31:50 PM
They're just praying for a successful bowel movement.

Heureux
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1060 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 6:49:16 PM
shopped

you can tell by the pixels.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 6:12:54 PM
The first rule of Evangelism is establishing common ground, to let the target see you're a regular guy jut like him. So if he's wearing a football shirt, for example, you start telling him how much you like football too.

In this case, it was obviously "HI THERE!! I couldn't help noticing you have an incredible pile of steaming poo. Well as it happens, we're from the Mormons and we also..."

dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
 16276 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 5:58:51 PM
The problem is, EVERYTHING is sacred to them.

Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2207 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 4:30:31 PM
I had one come up to me when i was mowing the lawn, and made me stop mowing so i could listen to his bullpoo...

ultimakewl
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 754 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 4:25:16 PM
what exactly makes them "Tele"-vangelists?

Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 4:20:01 PM
I would love to have evangelists with Bibless when I crap. They read me stories, and holy toilet paper with the pages they read.

cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 6929 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 4:18:33 PM
xerasia, girls dont do that, my dad told me so.

ManicRapture
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 683 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 3:45:53 PM
good for them. :D

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8657 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 3:34:48 PM
Televangelists are so funny when they don't mean to be.

slab-of-rage
Male, 18-29, Europe
 779 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 3:29:41 PM
You got it all wrong, it's just Ethan Hawke, Chris Evans and Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle doing a read through for their new movie, 'Guys with Military Haircuts'.

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