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Womens' Periods: Best Things Ever?

Hits: 29236 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: Matwix_2004
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logandaninja
Male, 13-17, Western US
 226 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 5:11:42 PM
hahaha i was at the store with my mother and i thought it was a new type of gum because it was near the check out so im like oh i want to try that then in the tiniest letters it says tampons and well the check out lady was laughing at me

AchGekackt
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 3:53:34 PM
XDD It's so true!!

kidney
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 111 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 3:45:20 PM
@moefreak:
LMAO. you're great. hahaha.
and yeah, i want to know the secret about having a happy period? what woman is excited about bleeding for days? maybe a vampire, i'm guessing.

malikymoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2037 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 2:21:49 PM
haha true

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 10:20:57 AM
Each time when I'm on my period and I hear that "Always: have a happy period" tagline I have to fight the urge to throw something at the tv. Periods are not happy. Ever. What they should say is "Always: keeps you from bleeding all over the place".

pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3550 Posts
Monday, April 05, 2010 7:46:32 AM
lol this is so true.

Kiwigirl2
Female, 30-39, Australia
 1051 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 11:57:38 PM
All I want to do for a week is stay inside and eat copious amounts of chocolate & anybody who crosses my path must obey my every whim or die!

Lauryn
Female, 18-29, Australia
 440 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 4:32:29 PM
Very well said Angilion!

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 12:43:25 PM
"Go down to the old pub instead" By Steven Lynch...Listen to it...now that, is 'nuff said

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10542 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 12:08:01 PM
I think that an honest advert would be allowed today and would improve sales. A simple, straightforward advert, like the famous Ronseal ones that created the memorable slogan "It does exactly what it says on the tin".

So maybe the slogan could be "It's not that uncomfortable and it stops blood getting on your clothes".

Hmm...maybe it wouldn't be allowed everywhere.


Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 12:00:43 PM
VERY funny. XD

We need more realistic ads.

"Are you cramped and bloated? Feeling like you want to just cut the throat of the world and drown it in its own blood? Well we can at least help keep your panties clean."

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10542 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 12:00:25 PM
how could women talk about such things so openly!?


Easily?

It's a bodily function, like sweating or whatever, but limited to only part of humanity and only for part of their lives. It's far better to talk about it openly than not, because ignorance can be very harmful.

It had been 18 years since I made my debut in the ministry by burying a 14 year old girl who'd killed herself when her periods started, thinking it was VD.


Chad Varah, founder of The Samaritans. Despite the name and the founder, it's not a religious organisation. Outside the UK, it's known as Befrienders Worldwide. You've probably heard of it.

Which would you prefer:

Talking about it very openly?
Burying the corpses of those who killed themselves?

Also, of course, for one who went as far as suicide there would be many more suffering to various extents. Ignorance is harmful and openly ralking about things is the cure.

Seastone
Female, 18-29, Western US
 622 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 9:53:13 AM
I don't know what you guys are talking about- I always want to dance through the crippling pain in my stomach. It matches so well with the crippling pain I always have in all my joints.

Boomsie
Female, 18-29, Europe
 252 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 9:36:32 AM
HA funny how I just got mine this morning, and I was rudely awoken with crippling stomach pains, preventing me from being able to move until 3pm. No dancing for me! The worst thing Is having to tell my boyfriend "It's here" to which he replies "NOOOOOOO!"

enough said, I think.


Neagle
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1405 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 9:12:33 AM
If it helps put an end to the stupid "fluff" pad commercials I will buy stock in this company.

nellerbear
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 106 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 9:11:07 AM
I really hate those period commericals where the women are dancing and happy and hey, maybe that cute guy is still checking you out! Ugh, forgetting the actual mess of it cramps are like the devil happily poking you in the lower stomach once a month. I wish a commercial would come right out and say that.

Boadicea
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1668 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 9:01:37 AM
I don't want to scare you a1, but I've heard that diapers are meant for more than just pee...

a1butcher
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4783 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 8:49:28 AM
Next you will try to convince me that baby pee in diaper commercials isn't blue also.

a1butcher
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4783 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 8:47:32 AM
Sooo... Judging by the comments, I'm supposed to think period blood is actually RED??
Yea, Riiiight.

TaiAZNKID
Male, 13-17, Canada
 77 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 8:42:43 AM
now isn't this truee LOL

Boadicea
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1668 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 8:40:33 AM
"how could women talk about such things so openly!?"

Because every single woman in the world deals with it and most are sick of having to hide the facts of our natural body processes. Many are still ashamed of a completely natural occurrence because of responses like that.

Septemberex
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 653 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 7:01:22 AM
my thoughts exactly

bananajojo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1406 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 5:33:04 AM
in my white spandex....

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 5:30:51 AM
> phantom16 (and others)
> True, but why blue?

Because they are messing with your subconscious. Blue is perceived as clean, fresh, healthy - think of all the things you have in your house, like toothpaste, disinfectant, thing-you-drop-in-the-toilet-cistern, etc that are blue, but don't really need to be. Your primeval brain says "It's liquid, and its bright blue, so things could survive really well in that!"; they know it, and they deliberately send that message 'under' the actual message.

aseirinn
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 879 Posts
Sunday, April 04, 2010 1:36:50 AM
thats the end of that...period!!! '.'

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