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The Pros & Cons Of Post-Crucifixion Jesus [Pic

Hits: 34980 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
 2068 Posts
Thursday, October 14, 2010 5:00:36 PM
@leegunner, he still has fingers and thumbs...

Ethan406
Male, 18-29, Western US
 193 Posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:44:27 PM
lol awesome we love u jesus

hateonyou
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 38 Posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 8:06:48 PM
"I have not seen ONE joke on IAB about Muhammed or Allah. Cowards. Jesus is easy to pick on because his followers won't try to kill you for making a joke."

yeah people are scared of other people on the internet....idiot.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 6:06:58 PM
> duffytoler
> I have not seen ONE joke on IAB about Muhammed or Allah. Cowards. Jesus is easy to pick on because his followers won't try to kill you for making a joke.

Racist dick much?

Loveabye
Female, 18-29, Western US
 164 Posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 2:27:44 PM
"Not sure if someones already said it, but how is he holding skittles packet but not skittles? "

...He has thumbs and fingers, dumb ass. Skittles fall through his palm when he tries to pour them out into it.

Leegunner
Male, 13-17, Europe
 10 Posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 12:50:30 PM
Not sure if someones already said it, but how is he holding skittles packet but not skittles?

xhappyhourx
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 32 Posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 12:15:12 PM
I agree duffytoler. This is the second one in a few days that i've seen about jesus.

duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 5220 Posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 11:29:19 AM
I have not seen ONE joke on IAB about Muhammed or Allah. Cowards. Jesus is easy to pick on because his followers won't try to kill you for making a joke.

Afrokmas
Male, 18-29, Europe
 98 Posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:51:21 AM
i lol'ed hard.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 2:44:18 AM
Anyway, the whole "Jesus playing hide'n'seek" thing doesn't work, because if He's seeking, well, He already knows where you are hiding, because wherever you go, He is right there with you.

And if He's the one hiding, you only have to point at anything and say "Gotcha", because He is everywhere!

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16145 Posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 2:30:05 AM
Rheaonon: At the time there was no separate word for the wrist.

When thieves 'hands' where chopped off they weren't taken off at the palms of the hand, but below the wrist. That fact certainly points out that the word 'hand' included the wrist
area as well as the palm and fingers.

goldspot7
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 177 Posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 1:25:11 AM
bah old again

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 11:34:23 PM
I do have to say, that if existance is more or less as the Bible says, making this sends you straight to hell.

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 11:25:43 PM
ah yes, C+H... good times, gooooood times...

Rheaonon
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 366 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 10:02:28 PM
ah but lionhart2 Jesus was an exception to the normal crucifiction. it was said that for Him the nails went through His hands. even though nails in your hands would have just torn your hands in half when weight pulls on them.

tiggerwitch1
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 591 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 8:48:21 PM
though Lionhart2 is completely right, i still laughed my ass off at this

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5187 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 8:39:59 PM
But he's Jesus. He knows where youd hide! D: No one would be safe in that game!

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 8:36:50 PM
PS: FLOL though.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 8:36:08 PM
Uh yeah... except for the fact that people were crucified by having nails through their WRISTS. Chalk another one up to the 'Three Wise Men' fraternity.

Skreshavik
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1288 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 6:55:17 PM
I gotta admit, that would suck.

holydonut
Male, 13-17, Western US
 93 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 6:27:41 PM
If Jesus is the man I think he is, I'm sure he has a sense of humor.

Chill out, Christians.

coolatindude
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 27 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 6:05:14 PM
luckyyyyy

tlshaman
Male, 13-17, Western US
 379 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 6:00:12 PM
HAHAHAHHAHA i like number three

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16145 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 5:57:14 PM
Not offended, Just disappointed.

darkmoth
Male, 18-29, Western US
 68 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 5:42:11 PM
yea im... well the timme ive been on this earth, im not so sure religion isnt just a mad up thing, but i was raised as one, n i think its funny

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