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A Frank Discussion With A Proctologist About Farts

Hits: 22046 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: CrakrJak
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Linkenberger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1166 Posts
Tuesday, March 30, 2010 7:23:35 PM
I feel so much more educated. Thank you IAB!

Another reason to watch out for coke, crack and crazy gay men.

17945
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 732 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 5:04:09 PM
Any other weird stuff going on?
A lot of the gay guys I see do things like fisting and double fisting–you name it they do it. So you always have to be on your toes as to what they’ve potentially done to end up in the situation they’re in. I’ve had a patient, he was on crack, of course, but he put a pogo stick on the steps, and he shot it straight up his ass and messed up his colon and prostate.

I did a literal spit take!

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3895 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 4:26:23 PM
Good Lord - why a whisk?

Kalimata
Male, 30-39, Canada
 660 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 1:01:41 AM
For Nif and Bordo: (from Wikipedia)
"Infants born by caesarean section may also be exposed to their mothers’ microflora, but the initial exposure is most likely to be from the surrounding environment such as the air, other infants, and the nursing staff which serve as vectors for transfer.[14] The primary gut flora in infants born by caesarean delivery may be disturbed for up to 6 months after birth whereas vaginally born infants take up to 1 month for their intestinal micro flora to be well established."

Kalimata
Male, 30-39, Canada
 660 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 12:58:08 AM
I'm with Madduck, musta been a lot of coke...

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Sunday, March 28, 2010 10:37:07 PM
Ya we call it sharting here too.

this was actually a pretty good post. funny, and interesting!

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Sunday, March 28, 2010 12:18:53 PM
i didnt read it all cuz i got bored...

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5776 Posts
Sunday, March 28, 2010 9:58:29 AM
Pogo stick- egg whisk?????? How MUCH coke would make that seem like a good idea????

Elriuhilu
Male, 18-29, Australia
 276 Posts
Sunday, March 28, 2010 9:47:49 AM
lol, oops poops. In Australia we call those a shart.

Nif
Female, 18-29, Canada
 86 Posts
Sunday, March 28, 2010 9:31:34 AM
"So someone born via caesarean section shouldn't have smelly farts."

"bordo, I thought exactly the same thing while reading this. I'm a little dubious about that theory."

My friend's child was born via caesarean, and that kid's farts S.T.I.N.K.

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Sunday, March 28, 2010 2:30:58 AM
"Where does the differentiation between burps and farts occur? Why does some gas come out of your mouth vs. your ass?"

The stupidity in this question makes my spider sense tingle

Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1105 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 10:46:47 PM
bordo, I thought exactly the same thing while reading this. I'm a little dubious about that theory.

bordo
Male, 50-59, Western US
 775 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 8:59:02 PM
So someone born via caesarean section shouldn't have smelly farts.

atomic_sugar
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 86 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 7:56:11 PM
wow, just wow...

QuinnNukem
Male, 18-29, Western US
 63 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 4:26:20 PM
noo ones gonna say it? okay i guess ill be the one to point out that guys torn rectum...book

Salted_Eggs
Male, 18-29, Western US
 773 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 2:52:08 PM
D:

I read it to the end...

Why did I read it to the end!?

SebastianLam
Male, 13-17, Western US
 734 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 1:17:09 PM
Oh god the things the doctor found scare my ass :( who would want to go into that field?

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 12:38:45 PM
Someone needs a copy-editor..

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24613 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 12:14:31 PM
poo poo!

vulture19
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 224 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 12:12:29 PM
C - someone had to

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17124 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 6:11:11 AM
Link: A Frank Discussion With A Proctologist About Farts [Rate Link] - Surprising answers, Some rather gross, Most are amusing.


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