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The Official Twilight Drinking Game

Hits: 25755 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Funny | Added by: _kiersten_
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17945
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 732 Posts
Monday, March 29, 2010 5:21:29 PM
I would do this, thing is I would have to be drunk before I started reading Twilight. I would most likely pass out after the first sentence.

jfactor
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 148 Posts
Sunday, March 28, 2010 12:42:48 AM
Yeah, Twilight is THAT lame. Yeah, Twilight sucks, I said it, so what you gonna do about it. Just stating a big ass well DUH!!!

Sqam
Female, 18-29, Canada
 65 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:47:59 PM
I want to try this, but I can't stomach reading such crap... It would make me puke before the booze did.

SaiyanRocker
Male, 18-29, Western US
 101 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 7:04:26 PM
"By the end of this, you are going to be very, very drunk."

Sorry IAB, but it SHOULD read "Before this begins, you are going to be pee-drunk sh*t-faced."

fishgul69
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 917 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 6:12:46 PM
as a reformed borderline alcoholic, I would literally be so scared to engage in this game.

see what I did there? all the horrible grammar? eh? eh? aw, you got it.

RaccoonxD
Female, 13-17, Europe
 79 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 4:57:09 PM
its funny because its true :D

piiink1
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 179 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 2:37:30 PM
not just drunk but mostly likely you will die of alcohol poisoning, you'd have to at least take one drink every paragraph

RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2698 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 12:51:12 PM
The "He is just a friend, Dad!" part was great :)

emmettyville
Female, 40-49, Australia
 4229 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 12:42:21 PM
i literally cant beleive she actually misused the word literally.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24476 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 12:27:00 PM
why?

slayer50515
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 990 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 11:27:48 AM
@Norris


Finwicket
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 373 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 11:17:18 AM
This game sound like it promotes alchol posioning but oh well. BOTTOMS UP!

Norris
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 996 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 10:41:25 AM
I have a better idea...if you read/watch Twilight on purpose..



BenTheBug
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1155 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 10:35:37 AM
I don't need to read to drink.

GosuPaul
Male, 18-29, Western US
 517 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 10:25:34 AM
@ BizahrClover - If these teen girls don't get men, they don't produce offpsring, we've naturally weeded out people who like Twilight from contaminating the gene pool. Problem solved. :P

Unacceptable. What if I want to hit up those ladies? You're telling me I have to be O.K. with hot wimmenz being abstinent waiting for Edward Cullen?

Once again, unacceptable.

*Invests in the flunitrazepam industry*

>_>

Chibi_Ichigo
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1058 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:48:49 AM
...He's compared to batman in the book??

@ BizahrClover - If these teen girls don't get men, they don't produce offpsring, we've naturally weeded out people who like Twilight from contaminating the gene pool. Problem solved. :P

BizahrClover
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 255 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:43:53 AM
These books are a curse of the future generation of men. Teen girls are going to grow up thinking every man should be this perfect, or otherwise won't accept any less than an "Edward Cullen". One could argue that it's just a book read for fun and entertainment, But most youngsters I've seen have a misplaced loyalty that vampires are, in fact, real.

Kayteaface
Female, 13-17, Europe
 134 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:41:55 AM
I'm tempted to try this.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8820 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:33:36 AM
No thanks, at that rate, I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning.

RecycleElf
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3632 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:30:24 AM
im afraid to start

perhapsmaybe
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 448 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:03:38 AM
teehee

Parasite
Male, 18-29, Europe
 133 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:00:19 AM
i'm not sure what would make me more ill, the amount of alcohol drank or the fact that i'd need to read the book...

Zerocyde
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3279 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 8:16:25 AM
Read the whole thing, it's really funny.

_kiersten_
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1678 Posts
Saturday, March 27, 2010 5:52:24 AM
Link: The Official Twilight Drinking Game [Rate Link] - By the end of this, you are going to be very, very drunk.


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