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What Birds Talk About All Day [Pic]

Hits: 33705 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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cheese6969
Male, 18-29, Canada
 525 Posts
Tuesday, March 16, 2010 1:07:32 PM
xxPinkxx, I don't remember seeing any beaches in canada lolz

dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
 16276 Posts
Tuesday, March 16, 2010 11:15:36 AM
Birds must love my car because they don't really ever poop on it. Respect the car. Respect it!

Fehz
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 582 Posts
Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:44:15 AM
I've had my wind-shield pooped on by a pelican going the opposite direction while I was going 50mph.. That was a lovely sight.

xXKaryXx
Female, 13-17, Western US
 640 Posts
Tuesday, March 16, 2010 8:10:48 AM
lmao

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:09:21 AM
weird that this would get posted. a flock of somethings pooped ALL OVER the car this morning and i had to hose it off before it hardened or embarassed me while driving around. it was seriously bad. i live on the beach.

Shellie84
Female, 18-29, Australia
 4196 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 9:37:07 PM
Reminds me of the Beavis and Buttehead hock a loogie game...

There's this long bridge into a town called Redcliffe here, and Pelicans always congregate on the lampposts along it. A guy on a motorbike one day wrote into the local paper (during debate about bird repellers along the bridge) that being hit by one of them on your bike is like being hit by a kilo of flour and water that smells like a kilo of dead fish.... Blegh

IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2362 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 7:10:39 PM
Lol! I think if I were a bird I would poo on someones wedding preferably the bride. .just because. Ooo and convertibles with the tops down that's moving vehicle/on someones head bonus multiplier!

SamVimes
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 619 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 7:05:01 PM


henryhendrix
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 724 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 6:22:49 PM
In Russia, birds don't poop on Ferrari, Ferrari poop on bird.

sourkrauter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 899 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 4:31:47 PM
awesome, if i were a bird i would poop on really expensive cars too LOL! and i would eat people in cali's chronic fields, but until then *rolls a joint*

Kiwigirl2
Female, 30-39, Australia
 1051 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 3:32:54 PM
Funny - do they give out bonus points for moving targets?

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 2:28:36 PM
10 points!!

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24543 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 1:13:13 PM
Score!

PUDDING1961
Female, 40-49, Canada
 440 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 10:44:29 AM
Pouahahahahahahaaha!!! Got any fries too?

ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1838 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 10:30:40 AM
he he bird talk

wereallboned
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 260 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 10:29:23 AM
i wish birds were more intelligent with their pooting habbits--that way i culd have a family of ducks in my house

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 10:07:30 AM
Arent they precious

Nurcowski
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 264 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 9:27:46 AM
Birds give me the creeps and I think they have it in for humans.

This theory in no way stems from any early exposure to Hitchcock movies.


a1butcher
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4783 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 8:41:09 AM
Just once I'd like to take a big steaming crap-ola on a seagull or pigeon.

joejoe92
Male, 18-29, Australia
 111 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 8:28:25 AM
1ST!!!!!!!.... hahaha not really im joking, im just bored. haha

Ethan406
Male, 18-29, Western US
 193 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 8:18:36 AM
haha nice!

Saragato
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 724 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 8:09:26 AM
I hate seagulls. Noisy, greedy little bastards.

SomeShoes
Male, 13-17, Canada
 2068 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 8:01:45 AM
@IQover, from all the little old ladies who keep feeding them

SumRandom1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 795 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 7:58:16 AM
all i gotta say is be happy cows dont fly

IQover
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1046 Posts
Monday, March 15, 2010 7:47:18 AM
Where do birds get so much poo?

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