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Happy 70th Birthday, Mr. Chuck Norris [2 Pics]

Hits: 39237 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: fancylad
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Earl_Grey
Female, 18-29, Canada
 131 Posts
Sunday, July 04, 2010 10:23:14 PM
go to google and type "google chuck norris" then hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. try it.

titmeisterx
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 41 Posts
Sunday, March 28, 2010 5:51:18 PM
When ninjas are kids, they grow up wanting to be Chuck Norris. Usually when they grow up, they are killed by him.

Jammacan
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 155 Posts
Sunday, March 14, 2010 1:02:53 AM
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a glare from Chuck Norris will liquefy both of your kidneys :P

Link364
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 442 Posts
Friday, March 12, 2010 12:07:30 PM
There are no Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in America

philippic
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1704 Posts
Friday, March 12, 2010 3:05:45 AM
dratin LOOOOOOL @ aloriwin!!!

Aloriwin
Female, 18-29, Western US
 85 Posts
Friday, March 12, 2010 12:24:48 AM
Chuck Norris once ate four whole turtles. When he shat them out a few days later they were six feet tall, could speak, and knew martial arts.

AnInsomniac
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 322 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 3:55:45 PM
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the Devil for his unparalleled martial art skills and rugged good looks. 13 seconds after he roundhouse kick Satan in the face and took it back. The Devil, not wanting to press his luck, laughed it off. They now play poker every Tuesday.

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:58:46 PM
"the amount of noob-dom in these comments is amazing..."

They're all finally getting along. Don't spoil it.


idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3934 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:27:33 PM
the amount of noob-dom in these comments is amazing...

shneeblefish
Male, 18-29, Europe
 512 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:03:09 PM
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in slaughter

shneeblefish
Male, 18-29, Europe
 512 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:02:44 PM
Superman and Chuck Norris had a race to see who could get Lois Lane pregnant first and as soon as they said "go", Lois gave birth to a baby with a bushy beard.

leonard3314
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 12:41:05 PM
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

cman7721
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 617 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 10:02:18 AM
HA CHUCK NORRIS IS GOING TO TOTALLY CHUCK NORRIS YOU FOR DISSING CHUCK NORRIS, ZEBRAMEAT-EATER!!!

i dunno. i just wanted the satisfaction. i feel better now.


Zebrameat
Male, 13-17, Europe
 107 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 9:46:02 AM
you know apart from those old and boring "he is so badass" jokes, Chuck Norris is actually a total douche.
Yeah and I now some hip teen will comment me with a Chuck Norris joke.

TIMESWORDSMN
Male, 13-17, Western US
 304 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 8:04:01 AM
Clint Eastwood kicks Chucks ass For every one of his heartbeats.

xXKaryXx
Female, 13-17, Western US
 640 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 8:02:03 AM
sexyness right there

:E


Link364
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 442 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 8:00:24 AM
chuck norris uses a live rattle snake as a condom

shneeblefish
Male, 18-29, Europe
 512 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 6:41:08 AM
Before Chuck Norris became famous, the martial arts weapon with 2 pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunFreds. Nobody ever found out what happened to Fred.

Hiromi
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1153 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 3:44:32 AM
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.


shneeblefish
Male, 18-29, Europe
 512 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 3:35:16 AM
"Damn shneeblefish, why'd you have to go tell me that stuff about his stance on evolution?
*Digs deeper* "Norris is a Republican...supports gun rights and ownership...is against public schools condoning homosexuality... a co-host on Fox News...one of the first members of show business to express support for the California Proposition 8 ban on same-sex marriage...heavily criticized the gay community for "interfering" with the democratic process...""

i think that's probably all from wikipedia - just where i got mine!
and just cos it's the first time anyone has ever mentioned my username, i'd prefer it spelt schneeblefish but iab has a 12-character limit lol


Raberboom
Male, 18-29, Western US
 833 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 1:56:02 AM
every time i see him i think of the movie where Bruce lee kills him.

Valonqar
Male, 13-17, Europe
 117 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 1:54:10 AM
Chuck Norris does not read books...he stares them down 'till he gets the information he wants.

weebazweebaz
Male, 30-39, Europe
 76 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 1:08:33 AM
@ taylor stone lmao

OdessaMW
Female, 18-29, Western US
 99 Posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010 12:53:27 AM
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse on its chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Steven42
Male, 18-29, Western US
 173 Posts
Wednesday, March 10, 2010 10:37:31 PM

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.


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