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Army Dog Will Mess You Up Bad [2 Pics]

Hits: 39833 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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BANKAI
Male, 18-29, Western US
 80 Posts
Friday, March 05, 2010 7:21:51 PM
Le Woof.

xXKaryXx
Female, 13-17, Western US
 640 Posts
Thursday, March 04, 2010 8:24:07 AM
lmao

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24630 Posts
Wednesday, March 03, 2010 1:16:43 PM
hardcore dog!

zaac
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 3 Posts
Wednesday, March 03, 2010 10:28:38 AM
press "RS" when it appears on the screen...

moyty
Male, 18-29, Asia
 1 Posts
Wednesday, March 03, 2010 10:26:09 AM
awwww

a1butcher
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4783 Posts
Wednesday, March 03, 2010 6:57:42 AM
Ginerio, LOL

Ginerio
Male, 18-29, Europe
 24 Posts
Wednesday, March 03, 2010 5:59:27 AM
In Russia dog walks you

jimbobsthebe
Male, 18-29, Europe
 642 Posts
Wednesday, March 03, 2010 4:32:57 AM
Patticakes, I can't believe your moaning about the misuse of the word 'where' in a sentence that reads "dogs are full of win".

buxco215
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 982 Posts
Wednesday, March 03, 2010 4:00:38 AM
Looks like a "Resident Evil"-type animal

Shellie84
Female, 18-29, Australia
 4196 Posts
Wednesday, March 03, 2010 3:21:25 AM
patticakes, take a chill pill... we aren't douchebags; :)

Skreshavik
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1288 Posts
Wednesday, March 03, 2010 12:02:14 AM
Yea, that's good for the police dogs. Can't believe I missed that...
Bloodhounds are a different story though

Asspenny
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1358 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 10:02:33 PM
for close quarters stick your forearm all the way into the back of their mouth where their jaws come together (obviously works best with a coat or something on) and then grab the scruff of their neck and pin their head to the ground. They WILL let go and now you can do as you will.

patticakes
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 459 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 9:39:50 PM
I can't believe the caption reads "where" instead of "we're." There comes a point where your ignorance makes for really hard reading comprehension. Hey, douche bag, have you ever heard of proof reading?

Skreshavik
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1288 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 9:08:02 PM
Most normal-sized human males could fight off an average-sized german shepherd if charged in the wide open by the dog. Close quarters is a different equation. I wouldn't want to try either way.

For CQC, you want to go for the eyes, inside the ears, or, to a lesser extent, the snout. If you're feeling crazy or just have no choice, the inside of the mouth is very tender...though there's the minor issue of getting your fingers bitten off.
BTW, if you do this to a police dog, chances are the officer will drat you up. Then shoot you out of spite.


lemurs366
Female, 18-29, Canada
 381 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 8:12:18 PM
dooflotchie, actually, it's a controversy in canada becuase killing a police animal is NOT assalting or killing a police officer. in Toronto a while back a police horse was killed on purpose and i think the guy only got assult for the guy on the horse, and animal cruelty, which comes with only a fine

goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 6:13:33 PM
"In Soviet Russia, dog walks you."

Bravo!


goaliejerry
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4028 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 6:12:32 PM
Most normal-sized human males could fight off an average-sized german shepherd if charged in the wide open by the dog. Close quarters is a different equation. I wouldn't want to try either way.

LeKata
Female, 13-17, Canada
 321 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 6:03:02 PM
Odd O_o

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 5:51:05 PM
o0

dooflotchie
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 336 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 5:40:47 PM
"Mess me up? Let it sink into your arm and give it one good stuccato blow on the bridge of its nose... Or snap its neck... One dead mutt... drat the authorities!!!"

Er, well...I'd love to see you demonstrate how you're faster and stronger than a fit, protection-trained dog. You *DO* realize that the only category in which you *MIGHT* equal the dog is weight, right? Even with an "equalizer" like a club or a knife he's likely to have you on the ground and bleeding before you can say "Good doggie!"

I'm not sure how it works up there in Canadia, but here in the US if a cop sends the K9 after you and you attack the dog or kill it, you'll get charged with assaulting or killing a police officer just the same as if it was a human.


dooflotchie
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 336 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 5:31:30 PM
The lives of soldiers or police officers can be saved or lost depending on whether or not this dog does it's job. The point of an exercise like this is to make sure the dog follows EVERY command and goes after EVERY target the handler chooses no matter what it has to go through first.


osmandias
Male, 40-49, Europe
 206 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 5:06:39 PM
"These drating ads are really starting to drating piss me off. "
Yep. Ads on the site pay the bill, so they'r OK.
But misdirected links are just fraud.

poonfest
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 4:55:42 PM
Mess me up? Let it sink into your arm and give it one good stuccato blow on the bridge of its nose... Or snap its neck... One dead mutt... drat the authorities!!!

1avatar2
Male, 13-17, Europe
 194 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 4:45:13 PM
reminds me of the spetsnaz backflipping axe throw
"What is the point of this exercise?!"
because it looks drating cool; we don't need another reason!"

ANaRCH
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 267 Posts
Tuesday, March 02, 2010 4:32:23 PM
agreed batmanners. starting to look like a low end site!

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