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Jesus Still Rocking His Old MySpace Page [Pic]

Hits: 39474 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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ash_gordon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2 Posts
Monday, March 01, 2010 9:38:06 AM
I'm pretty sure this is Captain Hook, a 4chan regular...

Dainty
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 6227 Posts
Sunday, February 28, 2010 2:00:35 AM
As far as I know, it's still not completely known what color skin ancient Egyptians actually had. There had been evidence that they were born white, but their skin tanned quickly and dramatically being in the sun for hours each day, every year of their lives.

GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
 4412 Posts
Saturday, February 27, 2010 4:59:02 PM
WIN

Stodogs
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 302 Posts
Saturday, February 27, 2010 1:27:51 PM
this is while hes practicing his pick-up line:
"hey babe, wanna see how god does things?"

nicolanicola
Female, 13-17, Europe
 59 Posts
Friday, February 26, 2010 7:39:35 PM
'me before baptism'

Nlupu
Male, 18-29, Canada
 229 Posts
Friday, February 26, 2010 2:16:36 PM
I FOUND JESUS!!! HES IN THE BATHROOM!

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 4827 Posts
Friday, February 26, 2010 1:36:26 PM
emo jesus WOULD have a myspace.

Jesus122500
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 24 Posts
Friday, February 26, 2010 1:08:43 PM
meh, he's just an imposter

SlappyMcFish
Female, 13-17, Australia
 248 Posts
Friday, February 26, 2010 4:38:09 AM
new type of scene

Peveo4589
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 431 Posts
Friday, February 26, 2010 2:19:24 AM
why is Jesus white?

jbwhite
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1069 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 10:44:28 PM
>StarDagger

Man, Jesus could have been (assuming he did indeed exist) any colour at all. Around that time, the Roman Empire expanded all up down Europe's and Middle East's and Northern Africa's ass. Although, yes Jesus was allegedly born in Israel, Rome was everywhere, he could have been white. Of course, back in the day, life wasn't complete without your slaves, Rome brought slaves from all over the Empire to all over the Empire, Africans, Egyptians, etc. all over the place. Jesus could have been black or Egyptian. He could even have been (although far less likely than black, white, or middle eastern) Hispanic.

Or you know... maybe when they wrote this story the author's never really gave Jesus a colour, and let it be whatever your vision of their character may be. It is indeed a great story... crazy fairy tales. Needed more dragons, and pits that people yelled "This is ___" and kick people into.


Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5188 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 9:51:50 PM
You think after so many years Jesus try some new clothes. o.o

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 6:31:56 PM
hahahha, thats pretty awesome

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 5:59:39 PM
Oh how sad. Sad, sad person. And he really doesn't see it, does he?

zmeace
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 809 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 5:11:32 PM
jesus adapts to technology very well

StarDagger
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1195 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 4:17:25 PM
The Zombie Messiah was never that white, and if you think he was you are wrong.
If he existed at all he looked more like Barack Obama's skin color, even darker than that perhaps.

ManicRapture
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 683 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 2:30:35 PM
jesus! I FINALLY FOUND YOU!

fnkychkn
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 862 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 1:56:40 PM
Jeebus rulz,y'all.

dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
 16276 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 1:30:54 PM
I see you've shaved, Jesus.

SaltyVarnish
Male, 18-29, Australia
 680 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 1:11:07 PM
nice camera Jesus. knew you didn't die for nothing!

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24489 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 12:39:16 PM
Sad people in front of mirrors taking photos, doent people have friends!

smithno13
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 309 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 12:06:05 PM
Jesus' right hand looks like its grabbing a tit.

gram947
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 82 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:53:24 AM
Look at the big man, rocking that sweet 'stache

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12049 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:52:24 AM
vv "is that imaguitargod?"

Nah, guitargod's was better:


greggpethers
Male, 18-29, Europe
 272 Posts
Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:44:57 AM
jesus used hair straighteners?

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