 fishgul69
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 917 Posts
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Monday, February 15, 2010 5:52:45 PM
@ Lejjena, a woman wrote the article, so...yeah. |
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 aaron538
Male, 40-49, Western US
92 Posts
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Sunday, February 14, 2010 12:51:27 AM
i like how there's an adoption ad on that page |
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 BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
5245 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 11:28:14 PM
wow, i really enjoyed this article XD |
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 Lejjena
Male, 18-29, Western US
65 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 5:58:45 PM
the dude who wrote this is sort of an @$$h0l3 with all them "stupid F**king babies" remarks |
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 shneeblefish
Male, 18-29, Europe
512 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 8:21:46 AM
My dog does half the things on this list - especially the "stealing and thinking everything is theirs" one. She's actually stolen a crisp out of my hand when I wasn't looking before |
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 Max_Normal
Male, 30-39, Europe
499 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 7:43:11 AM
TalcumX, Um, how could you disagree with the obvious but unfortunate fact that the world is overpopulated so much that you wish someone was never born? Thats not dissimilar to wishing them dead! are you a christian by any chance? Or just a bully because he was off-topic? Once you are born you are human and that's that; I think the prevention of so many being born is the issue he was alluding to. |
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 TalcumX
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
565 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 4:59:11 AM
Hey StarDagger, it,s a a shame your parents didn't subscribe to your point of view. |
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 imjustsayin
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
5 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:29:10 AM
OMG that was hilarious! |
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 StarDagger
Male, 40-49, Western US
1195 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:26:46 AM
5cats, I know you are a radical Xian, but the world needs fewer people to reproduce. The only problem earth has is that there are too many humans, screwing things up, by sheer numbers.And now I know you think that Jeebus will come and make everything alright, but if that fantasy scenario does not happen we have to live on a planet that is undergoing serious problems because of our consumption. So, don't think that you have some human right to reproduce just because you can give the rugrat a middle-class level of comfort. |
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 malinschen
Female, 18-29, Europe
448 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 10:51:10 PM
Babbys ivil |
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 Skreshavik
Female, 18-29, Western US
1288 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 8:59:02 PM
What, no projectile vomit attacks? |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
9216 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 8:34:48 PM
Eh not surprising really. Mimics a lot of behavior found in other creatures on this Earth.We ARE animals remember...society or not. |
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 Immersion
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
113 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 8:23:12 PM
Work in a nursery.... Babies are very evil (if evil means all the things on that list). Crying for attention is the WORST, especially when you are alone in a room with 4 wailing babies that are just doing it for attention. People come by all the time thinking I'm torturing them or something. |
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vampiretears
Female, 13-17, Western US
33 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 7:17:38 PM
omigod i'm left handed : 0 im a fetus muderer? |
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 holydonut
Male, 13-17, Western US
93 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 5:59:49 PM
I can't count the number of times I've seen a baby/toddler lie... |
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 Loxen
Female, 30-39, Western US
1392 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 4:27:30 PM
Yeah... thats pretty much how I see babies.
Evil, and not worth the effort. When my Nephew was a baby he would toss his bowl off the table just to make my mom pick it up when she'd babysit him. And while she was bent over picking it up... his creepy little gaze would turn to me and say (without words) "I can make her do this as many times as I want, and I find it amusing."
Freakin' babies... |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16939 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 4:17:23 PM
We don't need little copies of StarDagger's genetic information.
FiFY! Who could say such a useless thing after reading something funny about babies? Adopt? And further someone less successful than yourself's DNA? Great idea.
Don't get me wrong, adoption is golden! Heck I'm adopted! But if you can make your own babies, care for and raise them in a loving and proper environment? Go for it! |
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 _Mouse_
Female, 18-29, Canada
156 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 4:02:27 PM
That was full of awesome. |
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 yappyJAP
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
166 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 3:33:44 PM
Lelio, LOL! |
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 Lelio
Male, 18-29, Western US
52 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 3:16:27 PM
They left out "Waging Chemical Warfare".
D: |
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yappyJAP
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
166 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 2:42:32 PM
I love these 6___ Things from Cracked. This one is especially good.
"Babies are so good at that lie they will even pause briefly and listen to see if someone is responding to their crocodile tears before starting up again."
Want proof? Watch this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvrDrreki... |
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StarDagger
Male, 40-49, Western US
1195 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 1:53:33 PM
We do not need more kids, adopt. We don't need little copies of their genetic information. |
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 Lolcats
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
371 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 1:47:58 PM
BABIES! PERFECT FUEL FOR KILLING TINY MEN! OMNOMNOMNOMNOM |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 1:10:13 PM
They are forgetting something, babies will always wake you when you are really really tired! |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
10208 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 12:50:45 PM
Hmmm ya I'm not ambidextrous because I can't write with my right hand. I guess I should start writing horror novels ooohhhh something with zombies. |
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