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Greatest Ninja Move: Monkey Steals The Peach [Pic]

Hits: 39883 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Sports | Added by: fancys_asst
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Avalessa
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 492 Posts
Saturday, February 13, 2010 8:14:16 PM
I can promise all of you there is a worse variation of this.

Lejjena
Male, 18-29, Western US
 65 Posts
Saturday, February 13, 2010 6:13:29 PM
this is why ninjas are so badass and pirates just suck

vorpalsword
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1429 Posts
Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:22:27 PM
this might work but all your ninja friends would kick your ass for fighting like a wuss

hellohello10
Female, 13-17, Western US
 156 Posts
Saturday, February 13, 2010 12:29:46 PM
PAGE 2: MONKEY EATS PEACH!

JaLacaob
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1793 Posts
Saturday, February 13, 2010 7:48:23 AM

The left picture looks more epic. It's just less dramatic when you get the other person in there and he doesn't get to arch his back as much. I want an epic picture on the right, too. :(

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Saturday, February 13, 2010 1:59:02 AM
This takes me back to 1998 or so when people were sending this around in email.

FumblingMala
Male, 18-29, Western US
 56 Posts
Saturday, February 13, 2010 12:52:42 AM
Huh? This is a traditional form in seven star mantis teaching, not an individual technique. I don't know what this is doing in some fail ninja book (probably written by an old white guy for lulz inducing trolldom of lineage sustaining arts). HMMMMMMMMMMM.


taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2699 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 9:15:54 PM
Ripping the scrotum off... Causing MASSIVE hemorrhaging... Sounds like a rather interesting Mortal Kombat-like Fatality to me.

StudentOfMan
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 351 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 9:05:47 PM
"...effectively ripping away the genitalia. Massive blood lose causes death." Holy hell! I can't imagine this wasn't even a douche thing to do even in feudal Japan.

shivinski
Male, 18-29, Australia
 191 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 8:04:23 PM
real ninjas dont read or write books

ElDavo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2168 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 7:47:01 PM
It just LOOKS so made-up. I don't believe this is a real martial arts move.

obeydarklord
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1364 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 4:50:17 PM
reach for the peach

Farsidedown
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 424 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 2:11:16 PM
...and apparently this all leads to heart failure.

AWESOME.


SilentFray
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 678 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 1:34:03 PM
hahaha monkey steals the peach. hahaha thats fantastic.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24738 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 1:26:23 PM
thats horrible!

wolvezdude
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 12:11:03 PM
Squirrel hides his nuts

Kleidermotte
Male, 18-29, Europe
 168 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 11:24:16 AM
Uuuuh! Did anyone read the detailed instructions on the right page? [...] effectively ripping away the genitals [...] I really have pain in my peach now!

Rhinosaur
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 64 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 11:03:43 AM
Oddly enough, wasn't this the name of Red Octane's house band on guitar hero I&II?

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 10:07:13 AM
The peachslap!

PUDDING1961
Female, 40-49, Canada
 440 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 9:13:02 AM
Hmmmm..takes alot of balls to master this move..hmmmmmm?

Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1105 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 8:54:11 AM
This peach tastes baaaaad!

IQover
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1046 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 8:42:30 AM
Man is nothing without it's peach

rifter
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 282 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 8:33:37 AM
When my cousin was in the Marines, this was one of the defensive positions they were taught. Supposedly, it's more effective than a c-punch.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8874 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 8:27:46 AM
I must learn to do this.

cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 6950 Posts
Friday, February 12, 2010 8:12:36 AM
this is also good knowledge for you ladies, alwasy cup the balls.

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