 Avalessa
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 492 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 8:14:16 PM
I can promise all of you there is a worse variation of this. |
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 Lejjena
Male, 18-29, Western US
65 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 6:13:29 PM
this is why ninjas are so badass and pirates just suck |
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 vorpalsword
Male, 18-29, Western US
1429 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:22:27 PM
this might work but all your ninja friends would kick your ass for fighting like a wuss |
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 hellohello10
Female, 13-17, Western US
156 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 12:29:46 PM
PAGE 2: MONKEY EATS PEACH! |
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 JaLacaob
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1793 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 7:48:23 AM
The left picture looks more epic. It's just less dramatic when you get the other person in there and he doesn't get to arch his back as much. I want an epic picture on the right, too. :( |
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 thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
3200 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 1:59:02 AM
This takes me back to 1998 or so when people were sending this around in email. |
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 FumblingMala
Male, 18-29, Western US
56 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 12:52:42 AM
Huh? This is a traditional form in seven star mantis teaching, not an individual technique. I don't know what this is doing in some fail ninja book (probably written by an old white guy for lulz inducing trolldom of lineage sustaining arts). HMMMMMMMMMMM. |
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 taylor_stone
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2476 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 9:15:54 PM
Ripping the scrotum off... Causing MASSIVE hemorrhaging... Sounds like a rather interesting Mortal Kombat-like Fatality to me. |
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 StudentOfMan
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
351 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 9:05:47 PM
"...effectively ripping away the genitalia. Massive blood lose causes death." Holy hell! I can't imagine this wasn't even a douche thing to do even in feudal Japan. |
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 shivinski
Male, 18-29, Australia
191 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 8:04:23 PM
real ninjas dont read or write books |
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 ElDavo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2168 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 7:47:01 PM
It just LOOKS so made-up. I don't believe this is a real martial arts move. |
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 obeydarklord
Male, 18-29, Western US
1364 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 4:50:17 PM
reach for the peach |
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 Farsidedown
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
424 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 2:11:16 PM
...and apparently this all leads to heart failure.AWESOME. |
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 SilentFray
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
678 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 1:34:03 PM
hahaha monkey steals the peach. hahaha thats fantastic. |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23995 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 1:26:23 PM
thats horrible! |
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 wolvezdude
Male, 13-17, Western US
1 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 12:11:03 PM
Squirrel hides his nuts |
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 Kleidermotte
Male, 18-29, Europe
167 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 11:24:16 AM
Uuuuh! Did anyone read the detailed instructions on the right page? [...] effectively ripping away the genitals [...] I really have pain in my peach now! |
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 Rhinosaur
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
64 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 11:03:43 AM
Oddly enough, wasn't this the name of Red Octane's house band on guitar hero I&II? |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
15474 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 10:07:13 AM
The peachslap! |
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 PUDDING1961
Female, 40-49, Canada
440 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 9:13:02 AM
Hmmmm..takes alot of balls to master this move..hmmmmmm? |
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 Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
1105 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 8:54:11 AM
This peach tastes baaaaad! |
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 IQover
Male, 13-17, Europe
1046 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 8:42:30 AM
Man is nothing without it's peach |
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 rifter
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
282 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 8:33:37 AM
When my cousin was in the Marines, this was one of the defensive positions they were taught. Supposedly, it's more effective than a c-punch. |
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8124 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 8:27:46 AM
I must learn to do this. |
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 cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
6843 Posts
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Friday, February 12, 2010 8:12:36 AM
this is also good knowledge for you ladies, alwasy cup the balls. |
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