 piiink1
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 179 Posts
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Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:17:36 PM
ew, I will never swallow, I am deeply afraid of semen |
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 handys003
Male, 50-59, Western US
2402 Posts
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Tuesday, February 09, 2010 11:42:18 PM
Well what did you excpect homeboy wjones1119 spilled the beans! |
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 Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
1105 Posts
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Tuesday, February 09, 2010 5:35:11 PM
UPDATE: She didn't go for it. |
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handys003
Male, 50-59, Western US
2402 Posts
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Monday, February 08, 2010 11:55:07 PM
Damn it man! You just had to ruin a good thing going for all men. |
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 wjones1119
Male, 18-29, Southern US
26 Posts
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Monday, February 08, 2010 8:34:06 PM
It clearly states at the bottom of the article that everything contained within it is "compleatly" fictional and is in no way affiliated with CNN.Regardless, it's amusing. |
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 Asakura
Female, 18-29, Western US
236 Posts
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Monday, February 08, 2010 7:08:39 PM
If A woman licks another woman and swallows that, does it count ? |
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Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
1105 Posts
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Monday, February 08, 2010 5:27:53 PM
I've just emailed this to my wife. She is quite gullible; I'll keep you posted. |
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 s1cKs0uL
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
391 Posts
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Monday, February 08, 2010 12:15:42 PM
"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
I bet the doc's husband/boyfriend was happy to hear that^^ |
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 MichaelBored
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
219 Posts
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Monday, February 08, 2010 11:14:35 AM
....and if width and breadth of your hand is larger than your face, that also means you'll get cancer.No, really...c'mere, I'll show you.... |
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 sfcg
Male, 30-39, Western US
795 Posts
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Monday, February 08, 2010 8:33:02 AM
I'm pretty sure that any health article that spells cancer as cancur, and article as articul is not a reputable news source. Although these days you never know. |
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 happygrass
Male, 18-29, Western US
86 Posts
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Monday, February 08, 2010 1:57:23 AM
hahah i read about this the other day. this is actually a fake article this guy wrote. after he got caught he was quoted saying, "I only pity the guys who didn't take advantage of this when they had the chance." five star brilliance |
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 RecycleElf
Male, 18-29, Europe
3631 Posts
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Monday, February 08, 2010 12:05:40 AM
well girls... let me save you. |
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 dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
16276 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 11:14:12 PM
I wonder how many guys will use this article to get it more often. Saying it's real. |
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 Chibi_Ichigo
Female, 18-29, Canada
1058 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 10:42:25 PM
but I hear it increases your chances of throat cancer, so.... everything gives you cancer anyway, so just live how you want to. I'll just stick with my fluorescent lights, smokes, and books, thanks. :P |
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 Skreshavik
Female, 18-29, Western US
1288 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 9:21:25 PM
Goodness sakes...the spelling. It's atrocious. |
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Skreshavik
Female, 18-29, Western US
1288 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 9:20:51 PM
...Durrr.I feel retarded now. Scroll to the very bottom and read: "All content in this artical is compleatly fictional and not the views of CNN. Furthermore this site has no relation to CNN except for the links within this page" |
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Skreshavik
Female, 18-29, Western US
1288 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 9:18:49 PM
Rofl. CNN got trolled.@Jesbur
Just delete your account. We don't need another Stardagger. |
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 Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9438 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 8:32:55 PM
Sure enough it's fake.
Here's an actual article explaining his reasoning behind the joke. |
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newburge646
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 8:05:08 PM
Dr. Len Lictepeen... how could anyone think this is a real article? |
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short_circut
Male, 30-39, Canada
3 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 6:42:45 PM
It's a fake according to http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fel... but I'm gonna try to convince the other half with it anyways! |
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 coffeekoneko
Female, 18-29, Europe
1003 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 5:27:10 PM
I'm calling shenanigans. |
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jesbur
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
12 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 5:07:57 PM
see ladies, this is a great thing, im more than willing to let any of u perform on me to save u from breast cancer....im willing to put myself thru it.. |
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 anguskhan79
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
92 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 4:49:55 PM
And I'm from NC too limecapp. Southern girls can indeed be very "hospitable". Does that include you?  |
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anguskhan79
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
92 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 4:45:04 PM
Now I can tell my fiance that I only ask for that out of concern for her health. |
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sheaton319
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
565 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 4:25:40 PM
this is fake guys, its a lame hoax, google it |
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