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Top 11 Most Popular 'Wiping' Methods [Pics]

Hits: 41795 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancys_asst
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chelseycake
Female, 13-17, Western US
 277 Posts
Wednesday, February 17, 2010 7:35:08 PM
same as KoalaMeatPie

HitlerRulz
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 59 Posts
Tuesday, January 26, 2010 2:57:17 PM
I use wet wipes, like the ones used for babies

dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
 16276 Posts
Sunday, January 17, 2010 12:30:34 AM
I totally do the Origami Crane and The Pharaoh all the time.

KoalaMeatPie
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2555 Posts
Saturday, January 16, 2010 4:09:08 PM
A mix of double and wad.

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Saturday, January 16, 2010 3:41:26 AM
who the hell uses ONE SQUARE

unbanned
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1003 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 4:46:44 PM
one time i used an entire roll to wipe

wereallboned
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 260 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 3:37:25 PM
sbeelz uve ruined my dinner

gatorade777
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1201 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 12:21:11 PM
oragami crane all the way.

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 12:09:32 PM
Ladies- just a reminder: don't wipe back to front. You don't want all that E. coli that lives in your colon getting in your vag. I've actually seen female caregivers wipe female residents at my work back to front, and it made me seriously question their own personal hygiene practices.

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 12:02:41 PM
lol- FML! While most people only have to make this choice when in the bathroom alone, It's a vocational decision for me. I'm a caregiver for elderly people (though I do love my job, despite having to wipe poo off people's butts)

wereallboned
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 260 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 9:57:36 AM
goaliejerry...wen i spill a drink on the floor i generally can take a dry paper towel then soak it up and wipe. eventually the liquid is gone and the floor is completely dry.
also we use baby wipes on babies because they feel the need to cry about every small bit of discomfort. we love our babies so we use cool, wet wipes

vodooshaman
Male, 70 & Over, Africa
 447 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 8:01:12 AM
i have seen billboreds in chicago wanting to know how u wipe and roll over or under
ps to chicagoans vote roll over

Vindictive
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1079 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 6:00:37 AM
origami!

tp1212
Male, 13-17, Europe
 339 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 5:20:24 AM
@goaliejerrys:
By all means, be passionate about your ass wiping, just... keep your passion focused on your ass and not on the comments section.
(Note: The Europe I know does not have bidets everywhere.)

tp1212
Male, 13-17, Europe
 339 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 5:13:11 AM
Double square FTW!

Nullsign
Male, 18-29, Western US
 23 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 4:23:46 AM
I need to try the mummy after some taco-bell.

XbigXmommaX
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 476 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 3:21:05 AM
the napkin fold or the wad, but the mummy looks pretty interesting albeit messy XP

Noamfer
Male, 13-17, Europe
 170 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 2:48:58 AM
I use the runway

TR-Wolf
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1565 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 1:18:26 AM
The Roll here.

magoo22
Male, 30-39, Australia
 663 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 12:15:27 AM
I'm a fitter and turner, so it's gotta be the wad!

zwollf
Female, 18-29, Western US
 58 Posts
Thursday, January 14, 2010 11:06:23 PM
The wad all the way...! the edges get everything lol...who wants a soggy bottom in their pants? whats the use of a wet towel...you have to wash it later right...ewwwwww

wcclark
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 742 Posts
Thursday, January 14, 2010 10:42:19 PM
I try to use the napkin fold as much as possible, but oftentimes it just ends up a wad or a planetoid.

sthp67
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
 297 Posts
Thursday, January 14, 2010 10:11:16 PM
I once had an idea for a single use ass-wiping glove. The 'sh-t'ten. It's like a mitten, for complete control and no grip issues. And you won't possibly make a mess on your skin. When you're done, just flush it down. Kind of like "the mummy".

Kandigoddess
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 12 Posts
Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:59:20 PM
Planetoid is a good method. . .

SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:42:51 PM
I hate when I have to use "John Wayne" toilet paper at a public restroom. I have to use the planetoid then because it's "rough as hell and don't take poo from no one."

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