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The Before, During & After Of Child Birth [Pic

Hits: 40352 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Science | Added by: fancylad
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kimkio
Female, 18-29, Europe
 967 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 10:59:44 AM
ewwww does womens' stomach looks like that after birth???

Reaper8
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 107 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 10:38:25 AM
ugh, yeah, I'm never going through that. If I feel the need to raise a something that isn't furry and capable of eating on its own within a month, I'll adopt one of the millions of abandoned children.

CheeseMan1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1430 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 10:33:07 AM
The during? I thought it was going to have a picture of childbirth... well, maybe next time.

LemonTarte
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1451 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 10:31:55 AM
Biological comprehension fail IAB (and most people in the comments).

a) She had triplets which causes a lot more stretching than just one child.
b)It goes back to normal in few months.


Odyne
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 233 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 10:28:58 AM
Yeah it takes a little while for it to firm back up.
*thank god having kids didn't make my tummy look like that!*

seabass101dg
Male, 18-29, Western US
 479 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 10:26:19 AM
she looks hairy in the after pic

RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2698 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 10:17:25 AM
And she looks so great in the first pic, ouch.

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 5957 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 10:14:36 AM
She did seem a tad large- but triplets explains it! It will go back, never quite the same, but who the hell cares- I'd rather have children than a perfect tummy!

TwoEyezBlind
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 486 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:59:41 AM
I just threw up a little... :/

bloomfever
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 64 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:57:31 AM
it all goes back to normal after awhile. But having triplets and being that tiny to begin with ya there will be sagging. She will recover.

ZenDragon
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 224 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:56:03 AM
I had a sterilization procedure over a year ago. No kids for me... unless I can genetically engineer them.

Paula28
Female, 18-29, Western US
 57 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:50:11 AM
oh well she got three beautiful babies in the end. Just save up for a tummy tuck

TadnJess
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 139 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:49:58 AM
Ahem, mutilate not mutate sorry...

TadnJess
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 139 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:49:01 AM
It seems to me that she decided to do this to herself, so the stretch marks are more of a badge of honor to her rather than a disfigurement. Think about all the things people willingly mutate on themselves like piercings, tats ect.
BUT don't forget humans are not designed to have litters.
As a general rule in nature, the creature bears the amount of young equal to the amount of lactating breasts minus one.
With most normal pregnancies the stretchmarks are NOT like that.

Elle1987
Female, 18-29, Europe
 523 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:47:25 AM
Her belly button looks like a granny fanny now.

I hope for the sake of the woman who one day bares your children that you grow up long before then.


xParanoia
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 774 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:47:17 AM
That would be with triplets. And a lot of women stretch well, actually. Some people are tiny despite the triplets. I feel bad for her, though. She seemed quite fit.

TxP
Female, 70 & Over, Canada
 1185 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:26:12 AM
HELL NO!
but thats the 18 year old me, who knows about later :P
when my mom had me she didnt get any stretch marks, she even got a C section and didnt scar from that, but it was only me in there, not three lol

Scott_2150
Male, 18-29, Europe
 792 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:25:59 AM
Her belly button looks like a granny fanny now.

Elle1987
Female, 18-29, Europe
 523 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:15:10 AM
Its different for every woman. Some women get stretchmarks whilst others don't and some women can have triplets and look ten times better after birth than a woman giving birth to one.. you really can never tell.. the most you can do is ask or look at your own mother.. its usually in the genes.. So I know I will be getting madass stretchmarks and put on a ton of weight.. But hopefully by the time I do decide to reproduce I will be in the state of mind and life where the children are more important to me than my looks..

bananajojo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1406 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:14:47 AM
uggh... UGHHH!!! ew.

i love kids and plan on having them, but still... uggh


panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8871 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 9:14:44 AM
Not now, but I do want kids in the future...

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3902 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 8:58:38 AM
I don't have any kids myself, but all my friends do, and one even had twins and NONE of them, not even her, wound up looking like that!!!

Haha - I did faint once when one of them made me touch their belly to feel the baby move when it was really big! I felt so bad, but I got all creeped out by it!!


ze_pilot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 130 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 8:57:53 AM
Lulz @ hairy-looking stomach.

stonker
Male, 40-49, Europe
 87 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 8:56:29 AM
My other halfs belly was pretty much normal after a couple of years. Having a kid compleltely bolloxed up our sex life though and after 4 and half years of that I eventually bolloxed up the relationship. I'm down with the hugs tho, she won't end up a total screwball.

haveheart
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 410 Posts
Wednesday, December 30, 2009 8:52:38 AM
never in my life.

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