 shalantas
Male, 18-29, Western US
 426 Posts
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Thursday, February 18, 2010 1:40:47 PM
"he was very dead" i didn't know it got worse than just dead... |
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 ubfwins
Male, 18-29, Western US
95 Posts
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Sunday, January 03, 2010 6:20:28 PM
I've been waiting for something like that to happen where I live, oh well :( |
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 Seastone
Female, 18-29, Western US
622 Posts
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 6:16:36 PM
I thought it said "Plants," so I was expecting it to be about someone who killed himself because his plants were dying. Ah, well. At least he didn't escape. |
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Samural77
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
136 Posts
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 4:49:12 PM
Good. |
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 b0sanac1
Male, 18-29, Australia
230 Posts
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 8:28:47 AM
Oh the irony! LOL |
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FecesinVCR
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
243 Posts
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 7:25:35 AM
I blame Juju under the mountain... |
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 alikabul
Male, 18-29, Europe
700 Posts
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 2:19:36 AM
*god
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alikabul
Male, 18-29, Europe
700 Posts
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 2:19:26 AM
You didn't get the memo? There is no good. People are actually responible for their own actions. Sooo... This must've been voodoo! |
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 Skreshavik
Female, 18-29, Western US
1288 Posts
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 1:25:11 AM
Hope God helps the poor souls that died =/Other than that,LOL! What a tard. Good riddance. |
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 Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
8285 Posts
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009 12:26:30 AM
> desslox
> wonder what sorta or kinda dead would look likeYou haven't met my Ex then... |
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 desslox
Male, 30-39, Western US
90 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 10:11:25 PM
Estella Carrino, who manages a street-level bicycle store in the building, said she heard the body hit the ground. "He had no jacket on and his pants were down. He was very dead," wonder what sorta or kinda dead would look like... |
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 LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
4267 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 9:53:47 PM
"isn't it funny how there's a post about a dead 8 year old loving beavers and everyone acts all noble, but when an adult murderer trips over his pants the world laughs?"
because people feel compassion for an innocent, young child and not for a drugged up, wanna-be gang banger criminal
+1 Shellie, you win the award for explaining what really should have been self-explanatory, good work! |
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cman7721
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
580 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 9:26:40 PM
ok the whole story is so horrible...but about just the pants...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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 Mornaf
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
821 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 8:13:41 PM
what the hell? everyone knows that if you go to kill a family, for any reason, you go to a thrift store and get an old pinstripe suit, and a fedora (or something similar to that outfit)that is the ONLY proper way to murder.
look good, if you die you want to die looking classy, also, you won't fall of a fire escape |
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 5Cats
Male, 40-49, Canada
16983 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:53:02 PM
A mass murderer who dies for any reason is a good thing. Hit by truck? Good! Chokes on a grape? Excellent!
Trips on his gangsta-fashion pants while trying to murder someone? Wunderbar! |
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 Shellie84
Female, 18-29, Australia
4196 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:24:58 PM
"(But isn't it funny how there's a post about a dead 8 year old loving beavers and everyone acts all noble, but when an adult murderer trips over his pants the world laughs? I see some of the same people here (I won't say names) so the truth is they don't care about death they are just stuck up and trying to act mature! If someone dies they should be ALWAYS acting sad if they actually cared...)"because people feel compassion for an innocent, young child and not for a drugged up, wanna-be gang banger criminal |
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 Loxen
Female, 30-39, Western US
1392 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 6:22:55 PM
Awesome. Ok... now next I want a story about some idiot dying due to getting his bling or grillz caught on something. After that... icing on the cake would be death do to ghostriding or spinners.
Please, make it so. |
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 SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
3360 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 6:03:33 PM
No trippin' g. |
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 AnImbroglio
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
839 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:51:18 PM
I approve of this article. Very much so. Pull your freaking pants up, you roosteramamie idiots. |
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 elphienotfae
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
159 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:39:33 PM
That girl should be grateful that the guy was a wanna-be gangster...(But isn't it funny how there's a post about a dead 8 year old loving beavers and everyone acts all noble, but when an adult murderer trips over his pants the world laughs? I see some of the same people here (I won't say names) so the truth is they don't care about death they are just stuck up and trying to act mature! If someone dies they should be ALWAYS acting sad if they actually cared...) |
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 Crucible
Male, 18-29, Canada
1822 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 4:42:32 PM
"He shot the mother, who was grazed on the head by a bullet but managed to run from the apartment. "Holy tits! GRAZED her HEAD? |
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 Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
3815 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 4:38:52 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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 thunderguy5
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
83 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 2:42:22 PM
And this, boys and girls, is why we dress propery, like respectable adults... I doubt a druggie psycho wearing a nice button down with a complimentary pair of chinos would have had the same problem... |
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 HOBYandy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2969 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 2:20:50 PM
"He was very dead."
Best line ever. |
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 pomunium
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
77 Posts
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Tuesday, December 29, 2009 2:00:22 PM
You see, Norts, he was not dead yet.
He was getting better. |
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