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Top 10 Creepiest Baby Products

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Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 917 Posts
Wednesday, December 16, 2009 12:37:26 AM
I actually liked the wipe warmer and the diaper trash can. the warmer helps especially when the kid is an infant because cold, wet wipes just suck. the trash can is a huge help because it seals in the smell of the diapers--some of these things actually help.

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 40 Posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 8:15:30 PM
Using your reasoning we shouldn't use the internet because we managed to get by fine before its invent. Snail mail was perfectly fine, poo on the internet. If a leash allows me to pull my child away from a stampeding mickey mouse then that's one less lawsuit on Disney and one more safe child. Don't see the downside here.

Female, 18-29, Canada
 524 Posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 8:10:39 PM
hahahaha the bangs is totally the worst one. like wtf is wrong with people. seriously!!

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3603 Posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 5:20:55 PM
we should just stop having children... for at least like five years... just make everybody stop... could you imagine how nice it would be? five years later then there would be NO screaming poo factories anywhere... ah, peace and quiet...

Male, 18-29, Western US
 2724 Posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 11:19:22 AM
I agree with premierwondr - you're not so worried you'd take your eye off the kid as you are someone will kidnap your kid because thats what the news rants and raves about.

I was at seaworld 2 weekends ago and this little girl was wondering all by herself (her mom had 2 other kids and the dad was drinking a beer talking on cell phone [drater]), nobody tried to take her, they all tried to help find her mom, which we did not much later (she was about 50 yards ahead).

stop being so paranoid. kids have survived for how many years in big crowds/cities?

btw, on the wipes warmer, its a nice addition to your own bathroom when the babies grow up. perfect on those cold winter nights :)

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 979 Posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:30:32 AM
ur opinions are changing because the stress is causing you to deal with it irrationally---kinda like how a lot of people never see themselves using drugs but eventually use them as a coping mechanism
little children have been going to disney world for how many years now? and how old are child leashes?

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 40 Posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 10:05:31 AM
how is the baby wipe thermo creepy? I have one I've used for both my kids, little babies would much rather have warm wet wipes, than frigid ones. Ive also had a leash on my 3 y/o, I swore i never would, but we were on a trip to Disney. I knew they would not want to stay in the stroller, and i didn't want them running free in a park like that. Would not use it all the time though. Plus i think a lot of peoples views and opinions on things change once they become parents.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 979 Posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 9:16:25 AM
so i'm curious...why couldn't we function without leashes in the past? sure the population has gotten larger, but if you live in the city like I have for the first 18 years of my life it doesn't seem any safer or any more dangerous for a young child. Have some decency and have your little one in a stroller--if you have 3+ kids then use 1 of those big strollers...if u cant afford that, how do you plan on affording all those kids?
the poster who said that strollers make kids fat all i can do is lol at you and hope that u become better educated someday.
the leash is pathetic, and so are you if you use it...admit it

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 14177 Posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 6:14:42 AM
Who needs the baby keeper just grab a roll of duct tape.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 703 Posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 5:25:30 AM
The diaper geenie is actually a pretty smart invention. Have you ever smelled a diaper? It's a sealed trashcan to keep the funk out. The lid actually revolves so you don't even have to open it.

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 191 Posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 4:27:44 AM
when a parent lets go of their three year old's hand to hike up the baby on their hip and the three year old manages to dissapear in that amount of time (yes, that's all it takes when they're three) you all whine and moan about bad parents. If they're on a leash their not messin with your poo, they're not running all over the place, they aren't bothering you so what does it matter.
And if you're psychologically scarred because your mother cared enough about you to make sure you didn't wander into traffic I can't wait to see what happens to you when your hamster dies. It'll probably be really funny.
In the 1800's, Mothers used to tie a string around their waists and their children's waists when they went into town....just sayin. Leashes aren't new.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1051 Posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 3:14:08 AM
I like the baby keeper. Was it a bathroom stall?

Male, 13-17, Europe
 170 Posts
Tuesday, December 15, 2009 2:52:07 AM
The leash is just.. WTF?

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 6997 Posts
Monday, December 14, 2009 9:38:38 PM
they are stupid, but not creepy. you should have gone with the original title.

Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 1615 Posts
Monday, December 14, 2009 9:08:52 PM
There was nothing wrong with a lot of those products. The baby bangs on the other hand? wtf

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 160 Posts
Monday, December 14, 2009 8:24:17 PM
I had ADHD too. Like really super bad. But my parents had these new things called "hands" and they connect with other "hands" that can keep children from running away to look at a shiny thing.

Male, 30-39, Australia
 25262 Posts
Monday, December 14, 2009 8:11:24 PM
wow i dont trust some of these to actually work!

Female, 18-29, Western US
 321 Posts
Monday, December 14, 2009 6:23:03 PM
What to expect when your expecting is actually a pretty good book. When I got pregnant, I didn't have anybody who was sane that I could ask any sort of questions, and I'm sure other women are in the same position and need that book.

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 131 Posts
Monday, December 14, 2009 6:13:34 PM
The diaper genie is the only thing on the list that I would bu. ...That and the baby door hanger.. But the diaper genie, you don't understand how BAD that baby poop stinks after a day.

Female, 13-17, Southern US
 293 Posts
Monday, December 14, 2009 6:10:16 PM
I had a pretty blue leash.:)

Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 368 Posts
Monday, December 14, 2009 5:20:52 PM
My friend was a leash baby. She's never quite recovered.

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 9012 Posts
Monday, December 14, 2009 5:11:29 PM
My brother had a leash, he has ADHD and really needed it.

Male, 18-29, Canada
 164 Posts
Monday, December 14, 2009 5:01:44 PM
I agree, the diaper genie is bull sh*t! Wheres my Hammock, you F*cking Diaper Genie!!!

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 28 Posts
Monday, December 14, 2009 4:59:17 PM
whoops! I think I reached my word limit on that last one.......
Let's face it, humans are not exactly running on natural instincts at this point in our evolution. I'm sure most parents could use a guidebook.

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 28 Posts
Monday, December 14, 2009 4:56:51 PM
Everyone has kids with different personalities, and every parent has a different situation (i.e. single parents might need the baby hanger). You're going to have some kids that want to go off and wander and can't stand to be confined to a stroller, so maybe they need a leash thingy. Some kids might not care what temp. a baby wipe is and others might be more finicky. I agree with whoever said it was a poorly written article. The products that I thought were ridiculous were the ones that were made more for the parents than the baby. I'm sure a baby really doesn't want to be wearing some freakin headband with fake hair attached to it. The diaper helmet thing...unless a kid has some medical issues or something, I think only madly over-protective parents would strap that thing on their kid's head. The book is actually a part of a series and from what I've seen of the others it seems like it is the closest thing to a handbook for parents I've ever seen. Let's face it, humans are not exa

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