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Defend Yourself Without Fighting: Plan B [Pic]

Hits: 62112 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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AFMike
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 25 Posts
Friday, January 15, 2010 6:58:29 AM
seriously gothmo, blood? go find someone with AIDS and swallow a pint of their baby gravy and lemme know how it works out for you...

alchemist18
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 356 Posts
Sunday, December 06, 2009 1:58:33 PM
ask them if they have any chips.

ForAllThSin
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 275 Posts
Monday, November 30, 2009 1:32:57 PM
gothmo is right, that's why magic johnson couldn't play basketball anymore, not cause they feared him raping everyone

JRuu
Male, 18-29, Western US
 55 Posts
Sunday, November 29, 2009 5:06:53 PM
wow.

SetsunaEarth
Female, 18-29, Western US
 2 Posts
Saturday, November 28, 2009 1:04:10 PM
Gothmo... you're sarcastic right? I just hope you're sarcastic.

gothmo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1328 Posts
Thursday, November 26, 2009 11:58:30 PM
yeah seriously >> rape? aids is spread through blood not specifically your dirty things.

Skreshavik
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1288 Posts
Tuesday, November 24, 2009 8:42:23 PM
Actually, babbling like you're crazy can be a great deterrent. Nobody ever messes with crazies >.>
Though, one the other hand, I just carry my army bayonet with me <.<
@Willardlol
That was epic.

kooleyo
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 193 Posts
Tuesday, November 24, 2009 4:13:46 PM
first impressions are everything, unfortunately some involve aids, insanity, heart attacks, and over dramatizing your fear

xMyHOBOx
Male, 18-29, Western US
 46 Posts
Tuesday, November 24, 2009 7:37:23 AM
I think it's specifically talking about fights not rape. where did we all get rape from?

dannyseven
Male, 18-29, Western US
 71 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 11:47:45 PM
AIDS or not, I'd still rape this guy. He's got a purdy mouth.

RVIsh
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 253 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 11:33:29 PM
'Cept they prolly have aids too.

_Willardlol_
Male, 13-17, Western US
 33 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 10:17:11 PM
Okay so I have a heart attack and then faint, he/she strips me down. I start convulsing and speaking in tongues and they get on top of me. Then I scream "I HAVE AIDS!!" and everything will be peachy.

TheTaurus
Female, 18-29, Western US
 31 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 8:44:17 PM
LOL I can see this already

"I'm gonna rape you."
"I have AIDS!"


TheBigBarney
Male, 18-29, Western US
 25 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 4:52:35 PM
if theyre gonna rape you why would you faint. then it would make it easier for them

astrorice
Female, 13-17, Canada
 61 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 2:55:20 PM
Why is it that the comments always make me laugh more than the actual content?
Go Witty IAB-ers!

PS: Is he supposed to be a victim of rape? He looks more like the Rapist. o___0


BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 2:54:13 PM
LMAO

Nancy13
Female, 18-29, Canada
 30 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 11:56:29 AM
Ummm..This is for if you're going to be raped I'm sure...

kilroy5555
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 501 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 11:35:30 AM
Why isn't screaming and running away the #1 option here?

phattiger
Male, 18-29, Western US
 159 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 10:44:07 AM
Yell i cant eat soup without an envelop. works every time.

BABY_BEAR
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1410 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 9:17:41 AM
He looks like hes wearing 5 tshirts to bulk himself out a bit too. It must suck to be this guy.

Wey_Pooh
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1023 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 9:03:30 AM
Pull down your pants. No one will fight you with your pants down. Unless they're in jail, like bungled said.

Subushie
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1643 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 8:39:47 AM
just do what i do... all of the sudden pretend its a makeout moment, and lean in to make out with the guy. fixes the problem right away... unless the guy is fighting you for being queer... then you might have a problem

bungled
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 270 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 7:14:50 AM
act crazy works in jail, fainting leads to gang rape.

Taipan
Male, 18-29, Canada
 155 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 6:07:34 AM
"Both are sure to throw them off for a split second while you throat punch them."

lol definatly


akabane
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1051 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 4:46:04 AM
i'll just act crazy. I got big bushy hair and look like a hobo, so i can pull it off

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