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This is Certainly One Way to Market Your Milk [Pic

Hits: 33540 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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olive123
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 32 Posts
Tuesday, November 24, 2009 9:17:02 PM
SEINFELD REFERENCE

dreadsamurai
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 67 Posts
Monday, November 23, 2009 9:17:35 AM
I drink only local milk, not only because it tastes better but there is usually a bunch of nasty poo in the other milk.

Edgarska19
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1052 Posts
Sunday, November 22, 2009 10:58:56 PM
no, not at all.

he, asll this years i've been drinking 1/2 a gallon of homo a day and i didn't even know.


Gexxo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2323 Posts
Saturday, November 21, 2009 10:38:44 AM
Reminds me of that Tauren joke from world of warcraft. "Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies." For those who don't know, the tauren are basically giant cows.

twigster
Male, 13-17, Canada
 7 Posts
Saturday, November 21, 2009 7:19:37 AM
lol at pilanus

643197
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1090 Posts
Saturday, November 21, 2009 7:07:50 AM
lmao.

Samsquanch
Male, 30-39, Canada
 794 Posts
Saturday, November 21, 2009 5:44:46 AM
"This is not photshopped...This is why i don't drink milk."

??? Because you think it's gay? I think yer mommy and daddy need to slap you some more. Makes you smarter, ya know.


Samsquanch
Male, 30-39, Canada
 794 Posts
Saturday, November 21, 2009 5:41:26 AM
In Canada, "homo milk" or "homogenized milk" is also "whole milk" or 3.25% fat content milk.

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2586 Posts
Saturday, November 21, 2009 1:36:13 AM
If you don't want to sound like an ignorant hedro ass hole, title it, "Unfortunately titled milk?". You closet case, homo-hater.

Pilanus
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 674 Posts
Saturday, November 21, 2009 12:28:45 AM
Here is how it happened.

"Hey Jack, I have an idea that can make our brand huge!"

"Whats that Bill? We've tried everything, and we still fall behind store brands."

"Well, have you heard that statistic that 10% of people are gay?"

"Uh yeah, where are you going with this?"

"Well, lets have a play on the word
homogenization, and say that our milk tastes like homo, it will become the hot item in the gay community!"

"You're retarded. Petty appeasement will more likely piss them off, it will bring the fundies against us, and on top of that-"

"I'm your boss. We're doing it."

"Why even have a marketing department if you refuse to listen to it."

"Good point, you're fired."

"But I have 4 kids, and my wife has cancer."

"Drink some milk, I hear that can cheer you up."


Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11548 Posts
Saturday, November 21, 2009 12:22:52 AM
On the topic of marketing, has anyone tried to market milk in these containers in the USA, where it doesn't have the same meaning?

You'd sure get a lot of free advertising that way.


Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11548 Posts
Saturday, November 21, 2009 12:20:53 AM
Tastes like? So it isn't even homogenized, but just "tastes" that way? It's so good you won't even taste how bad it is!

To be accurate, it *is* homogenised, i.e. it's the same consistency throughout. It's just that 'homogenised milk' has come to mean 'full fat milk' in some places, despite having a completely different meaning. So what they really mean is that this is skimmed milk that they claim tastes like full-fat milk. Although it won't.


Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11548 Posts
Saturday, November 21, 2009 12:17:10 AM
Um... Is that a human's milk?

No, it's a misleading shortening of a word. 'homo' does indeed mean 'human' (e.g. homo sapiens), but in this case it's a shortening of a compound word in which one root is 'homos', meaning 'same', rather than 'homo'. It refers to milk of the same consistency throughout. If milk is just left alone, it will be thicker towards the top.

'homos' is usually shortened to 'homo' in English compound words using it as a root, simply to smooth out pronunciation. So, for example, 'homonym' instead of 'homosnym' or 'homosexual' instead of 'homossexual'.


trp712
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2223 Posts
Saturday, November 21, 2009 12:11:56 AM
God damn, I just love language barriers.

BrandySnap
Female, 18-29, Australia
 168 Posts
Friday, November 20, 2009 11:17:54 PM
"Hommogenyzed. Homogenasized. Homgenized.

Ah screw it guy's let's just write Homo. They'll know what we mean."

I think the meeting went something like that.


Vajjistrator
Male, 18-29, Western US
 4 Posts
Friday, November 20, 2009 9:30:08 PM
What is that even supposed to mean?!?!?!?

Piepig
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1529 Posts
Friday, November 20, 2009 8:45:57 PM
Um... Is that a human's milk?

cannibal151
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1617 Posts
Friday, November 20, 2009 8:05:57 PM
Mmm, that is some good homo!

Lonley_girl
Female, 13-17, Canada
 138 Posts
Friday, November 20, 2009 7:54:27 PM
lol, this one picture has been posted already, but im still lmfao-ing

CheeseMan1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1430 Posts
Friday, November 20, 2009 7:09:56 PM
Tastes like? So it isn't even homogenized, but just "tastes" that way? It's so good you won't even taste how bad it is!

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Friday, November 20, 2009 6:31:17 PM
HAHA

hoodafakizit
Male, 40-49, Asia
 353 Posts
Friday, November 20, 2009 6:28:10 PM
I'm pretty sure they wrote "Tastes like Homo" because they couldn't spell (or pronounce) "homogenized".....

wiiner
Male, 18-29, Canada
 13 Posts
Friday, November 20, 2009 6:23:50 PM
My milk in my fridge is like that. I have the same brand....

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11548 Posts
Friday, November 20, 2009 5:20:02 PM
I have a bad feeling about where that homo 'milk' is coming from...O_o If you don't catch my drift, think of something else white,creamy,and drinkable. Got it yet?

Yoghurt?


tangello
Female, 13-17, Western US
 898 Posts
Friday, November 20, 2009 4:53:15 PM
suuuuuuuuuuchhh a repoooostttttttt

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