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Jesus Invites You To A Party... [Pic]

Hits: 40095 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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XionuRose
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 205 Posts
Thursday, January 07, 2010 2:53:41 PM
but if u kill ur self dont you go to hell?

AnarchistGod
Male, 70 & Over, Midwest US
 894 Posts
Friday, December 25, 2009 7:43:18 PM
I don't want to go to heaven and besides all the interesting people are hell.

Blitzdrache
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 152 Posts
Thursday, November 12, 2009 7:24:21 PM
It's an allegory for suicide.

Mikeado
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2179 Posts
Thursday, November 12, 2009 2:23:49 AM
Any time soon? Jesus isn't very organised...

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 4:26:41 PM
And speaking of IPA, I'm enjoying some courtesy of the Sumarian goddess of fermentaion: Ninkasi.

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 4:25:34 PM
What a nifty way of reminding people of their inevitable demise! How awesome would it be, though, to die, then wake up and see Jesus tapping a keg of some sweet angel-brewed IPA?

himmm
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 191 Posts
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 1:22:11 PM
Wow, boris227. You aren't funny...

almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 4278 Posts
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 9:38:02 AM
So, what's the catch?

Everyone at the party is religious.


Pheeshy5
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1316 Posts
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 8:43:06 AM
wow that's actually kind of morbid

boris277
Male, 13-17, Europe
 84 Posts
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 5:17:07 AM
Dan Brown said it best, "I kneel before a torture device and ritulistically eat flash and drink blood"

Wow! Dan Brown eats Flash! No wonder he writes so badly, what with all that bleach sloshing around inside him!


Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4012 Posts
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 4:20:46 AM
Is Ayomikun a real name?

draquoir
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1059 Posts
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 12:28:02 AM
Scam. Seems like a really plain invitation for a guy with infinite power and wisdom.

itsallfake
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 475 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 10:45:55 PM
Dan Brown said it best, "I kneel before a torture device and ritulistically eat flash and drink blood"

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 10:22:05 PM
So, what's the catch?

Adjusts halo


davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12072 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 8:50:53 PM
So... By posting this was Fancy telling us all to go die?

Please don't. If you all did that, this site would be f*cked.


Hylian4Hire
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 343 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7:53:12 PM
You'd figure the son of God would have better penmanship...

Ando
Male, 13-17, Western US
 378 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7:30:02 PM
Joshyboy989: well, poo. if he made us drink wine for every time we go to church, just imagine all the wine at the party!

novaboss
Female, 18-29, Canada
 54 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7:01:19 PM
me: uh, do i have to like, die in order to go?
Jesus: yuppers
me: me thinks this is a trap...ooh, did i say that out loud?
Jesus: um, yeah
me: k, thanks J-bro, but I think I'll pass.

fancylady
Female, 30-39, Canada
 870 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 6:30:55 PM
umm ,I'm busy that night .I have to wash my hair .

Edgarska19
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1052 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 5:12:33 PM
i just hope i get there late.

adaedwar
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 192 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 4:53:41 PM
So... By posting this was Fancy telling us all to go die?

Joshyboy989
Male, 13-17, Europe
 170 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 4:46:18 PM
Sounds like the lamest party ever. Everyone knows that all good parties rely on sins to make them good parties. With Jesus around that's hardly likely.

j12araiza
Male, 18-29, Western US
 213 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 4:32:53 PM
yea the party sounds cool and all..but i heard the devil has a rockin' BBQ going on.

Boredered
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2918 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 4:23:29 PM
You guys blow this stuff out of proportion.

TheFrisian
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5 Posts
Tuesday, November 10, 2009 3:37:11 PM
"There is a party, everyone is there. Everyone will leave at exactly the same time. When this party's over, it will start again. It will not be any different, it will be exactly the same." - Talking Heads

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