Breeze773 Male, 30-39, Midwest US
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Wednesday, July 27, 2011 12:30:05 PM Hollywood is getting on this soon. This is my website highlighting the script I wrote about Asian Carp attaching the citizens of Chicago in force. Chicago Carp Movie Website |
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unbanned Male, 13-17, Western US
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Thursday, January 07, 2010 9:04:34 PM hdhfgfrofl |
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BostonKaiser Male, 40-49, Midwest US
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Thursday, November 12, 2009 8:04:15 AM These things are a plague. They've almost completely ruined fishing around here. They're also suspected of contributing to a death. Guy boating at night, fish hits him in face, loses balance and falls overboard. What a way to go. Death by carp. |
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DJDoubleb Male, 30-39, Eastern US
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009 11:22:10 AM "If that F*cker say "Get-r-done" one more freakin time!!!!!" |
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Kyotay2001 Male, 30-39, Eastern US
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7:14:34 PM I had similar examples in this article.http://humor.gunaxin.com/10-more-reasons... |
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Caretta Male, 18-29, Europe
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 1:08:25 PM Angry flying fish! Protect the IAB logo at all costs! |
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hagane Male, 30-39, Eastern US
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:56:52 PM "photobomber of the year?"win. Imagine having claws like Wolverine. I could keep myself entertained for hours on end. |
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Growlerchan Female, 13-17, Europe
 41 Posts
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:34:20 AM teehee |
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punkipenguin Female, 18-29, Southern US
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 9:29:27 AM it hurts like hell when a fish jumps out of the lake and hits you. they can leave bruises and cuts. last summer we were on the river in my uncle's boat, a fish jumped out and managed to smack 3 out of 4 people in the boat. >_< |
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_Truth_ Male, 18-29, Western US
   91 Posts
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 8:43:41 AM Even the fish kamikaze... |
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JaLacaob Male, 18-29, Midwest US
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7:14:13 AM
Carp! The crap! I mean.. crap! The carp!! |
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saintnickxii Male, 18-29, Europe
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 6:51:48 AM that guy looks scared as hell.im sure someone can/will word that in a much funny-er way. |
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Endalos Male, 18-29, Europe
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 12:03:58 AM Drain the lake! Its the only way /CarpCarp |
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xxPinkxx Female, 18-29, Canada
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Monday, November 09, 2009 11:45:22 PM lol lion you just cracked me up. mondo: He never said anything bad for you to attack him like that. you think you sound tough and cool, but we all just think your an idiot who is overcompensating for lack of genitalia. get with the program. |
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Beaverfever Male, 18-29, Canada
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Monday, November 09, 2009 11:33:39 PM "Here fishy fishy fishy" |
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GlooStikk Male, 18-29, Midwest US
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Monday, November 09, 2009 10:59:33 PM lol |
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Lionhart2 Male, 40-49, Australia
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Monday, November 09, 2009 10:33:52 PM Hot on the heels of our popular Halloween Competition, here's a NEW competition just for Torresfanboy! Yay! Here's how to play: post another completely-unrelated link to your blog, and win a permanent ban from IAB. |
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shunpo_31 Male, 18-29, Eastern US
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Monday, November 09, 2009 10:20:19 PM lol opie, i love you. |
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RyanHake Male, 18-29, Southern US
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Monday, November 09, 2009 9:58:48 PM Aww Opie...did we have to go there?! Okay, we did :)
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TxP Female, 70 & Over, Canada
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Monday, November 09, 2009 9:24:28 PM opie=win haha that was awesome XD |
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opiebreath Female, 18-29, Midwest US
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Monday, November 09, 2009 8:39:07 PM Even the Asian CARP are better at doing things than the other carp![/subtleracism] |
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Fatninja01 Male, 18-29, Australia
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Monday, November 09, 2009 8:29:02 PM damn showboating fish! |
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ze_tuna_fish Female, 13-17, Southern US
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Monday, November 09, 2009 8:22:16 PM splash is never super effective |
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CrakrJak Male, 40-49, Midwest US
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Monday, November 09, 2009 7:52:37 PM These fish are dangerous. They are, For some weird reason, Attracted to the sound of the motors. They've knocked people out and even killed a few. |
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Dakkar Male, 18-29, Eastern US
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Monday, November 09, 2009 7:29:01 PM Saw this happen a couple summers ago while boating on the Illinois/Mississippi. We actually tried to catch a few out of mid-air.Its pretty funny when they smash into the hull. But as other people have pointed out, they are taking over rivers and are a very big nuisance. |
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