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The Best Way to Stop a Burgler is to... FAP? [Pic]

Hits: 37682 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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fanbelt
Male, 50-59, Western US
 49 Posts
Thursday, November 19, 2009 12:29:47 PM
I just sharted, better press all three.

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 9:17:36 PM
fap?
find
another
penis?!
lmao XDDD idk

icecream2269
Female, 18-29, Canada
 524 Posts
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 4:39:14 PM
hahahaha

Nurcowski
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 264 Posts
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 4:31:21 PM
burglar?

KatieLady47
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 135 Posts
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 9:07:59 AM
didnt even know what fap was before this... learn something knew every day.

akabane
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1051 Posts
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 2:41:33 AM
i like how the alarm is Ready to FAP

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 1:37:03 AM
awesome.

and terp, burping the worm? lol who says that? hilarious.

gman068: its slang for jacking off because of the fapfapfap noise it makes...


trp712
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2223 Posts
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 1:00:36 AM
Whats FAP?

In reality, 'Fire, Ambulance, Police.'

But it's funny due to being internet slang for 'burping the worm', if you catch my drift.


ICantNameMe
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 34 Posts
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:37:32 AM
@CitrusCider

lmao epicwin.


SlappyMcFish
Female, 13-17, Australia
 248 Posts
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:21:18 AM
Depends how big the robber is... One's for FBI, next is Airforce and the last is just Police for the small timers...

Gman068
Male, 13-17, Australia
 22 Posts
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 12:04:21 AM
Whats FAP?

imnaked
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 110 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 10:55:23 PM
whats with the "drating" its getting so annoying it dont even sound good with the f()c%ing sentence which ever peice of poo keeps making up lame @$$ words needs to die

SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 9:39:03 PM
"I have that exact same type of alarm. It drating sucks, whenever the power even flickers it goes off obnoxiously for up to ten drating minutes, and there's no clear way to drating turn it off."

You have to find the power source and disconnect it. Figured that out when a hurricane knocked the power out and it kept beeping for hours. It wasn't going off, but it would beep every minute or so and it was driving me crazy.


CitrusCider
Female, 13-17, Canada
 375 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 7:13:25 PM
"Well, ideally, if you press them in the right order everybody comes!"

Win.


rgsupergrove
Male, 18-29, Australia
 887 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 7:11:45 PM
blaarf

nonamewillfi
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1407 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 7:05:53 PM
"Well, ideally, if you press them in the right order everybody comes!"

you, sir, are now my idol


Jazzeh
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 464 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 6:53:48 PM
"Well, ideally, if you press them in the right order everybody comes!"

Sir, I applaud you.


Armydillo
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 138 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 5:02:15 PM
I have that exact same type of alarm. It drating sucks, whenever the power even flickers it goes off obnoxiously for up to ten drating minutes, and there's no clear way to drating turn it off.

tangello
Female, 13-17, Western US
 898 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 4:23:57 PM
iKit5 : why should they put it in a different order?? just because we have perverted minds doesn't mean they have to reorder things to keep our minds out of the gutter...

SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 3:54:29 PM
I've had the exact same panel for 15 years and never noticed that. In a way, I'm extremely proud of myself for that.

iKit5
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 355 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 3:49:47 PM
"Fire, Ambulance, Police"

I see now.
They should've put it in a different order, though.


lordtyusa
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 302 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 3:45:52 PM
Well, ideally, if you press them in the right order everybody comes!

WhatchaSay
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 2:48:42 PM
Epic. Just epic.

admisaok
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 521 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 2:00:23 PM
Fire, Ambulance, Police

amaru420
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 76 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 1:42:18 PM
this is fkucing stupid.

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