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Most Disappointing Fortune Cookie Ever Opened [Pic

Hits: 39149 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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PlatinumKate
Female, 18-29, Canada
 483 Posts
Sunday, October 25, 2009 8:05:47 AM
I recently received the most depressing fortune cookie: Enjoy your own company, if you don't, who will?

Arbniter20
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 333 Posts
Saturday, October 24, 2009 6:39:24 PM
ive had two funny fortune cookies that ive remembered:

Brush your teeth or you will lose them

and

Promote literacy! Buy a box of fortune cookies today!


plague39
Male, 13-17, Europe
 8 Posts
Friday, October 23, 2009 8:22:04 AM
Worst thing to find in a fortune cookie- "that wasnt chicken"

MetalicDemon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1712 Posts
Friday, October 23, 2009 8:18:50 AM
wow, that has deep meaning to it

vorpalsword
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1429 Posts
Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:08:10 PM
id like this fortune

Lillei
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 3 Posts
Thursday, October 22, 2009 9:29:11 PM
My favorite fortune:

"It tastes sweet."


Blitzdrache
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 152 Posts
Thursday, October 22, 2009 5:07:02 PM
LMAO SUPER NOOB

SuperN00B
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 207 Posts
Thursday, October 22, 2009 5:05:54 PM
Confucius Say: Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

gorgack2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
 4702 Posts
Thursday, October 22, 2009 5:55:09 AM
Does anyone remember when fortune cookies actually had fortunes in them?

Toppunk
Male, 18-29, Asia
 152 Posts
Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:35:01 AM
Who eats fortune cookies anyway?

HQampersand
Male, 18-29, Western US
 138 Posts
Thursday, October 22, 2009 2:53:21 AM
Good Lord! Those Asians know everything... oh wait...

pinkflyd25
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 160 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 11:39:57 PM
HOLY poo! I GOT THAT SAME FORTUNE TWO WEEKS AGO!!!!!! NO LIE

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 11:22:10 PM
lol very preachy cookie

hi2pi
Male, 30-39, Canada
 738 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 8:56:25 PM
I like this one. It's true. Rejoice, and stop using the handicap spot (unless, of course...)

musicofnight
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 95 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 8:33:02 PM
My dad got a fortune cookie that said, "Help, I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory."

MarksTheMan
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 48 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 7:54:58 PM
haha

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 7:53:04 PM
:P

fishgul69
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 917 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 7:51:46 PM
HA!

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 7:22:55 PM
"You are about to finish reading a fortune cookie"

Dradan659
Male, 13-17, Western US
 276 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 6:07:41 PM
I once got a fortune cookie that said "Ask Your Mom" i believe its still on my mom's monitor

OmgZelda
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1600 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:21:42 PM
"I tried to make fortune cookies that said "you just lost the game", "There is no antidote", and the url for the Rickroll'd video, but the cookies came out like little pancakes, and never hardened."

Did you try the fortune cookie recipe on the Sanrio's website? Hello Kitty makes KICK ASS fortune cookies.


CheeseMan1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1430 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:19:43 PM
It does make a good point on blind nationalism, which is applicable at any point in time in any country.

Loxen
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1392 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:02:42 PM
That's it. Table confetti time. *shred shred shred sprinkle*

RyanF701
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2558 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 4:59:22 PM
"In all fairness, it is true...
I wouldn't park illegally, and I don't expect to not get caught if I do. Isn't that how life is meant to work?
Instead, some people just ignore rules, and then blame someone else when they get caught. "

Too true, "WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU DOING 80!?!?"


Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24516 Posts
Wednesday, October 21, 2009 4:37:31 PM
I like pie!

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