 Frogtango
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1720 Posts
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:29:58 PM
Ezequiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.I love pulp fiction |
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Frogtango
Male, 13-17, Europe
1720 Posts
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:28:58 PM
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
heheheh =D |
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 elphienotfae
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
159 Posts
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Monday, November 16, 2009 7:30:57 PM
@ peterbla000...:O ...donkey? really? |
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 MetalicDemon
Male, 18-29, Europe
1712 Posts
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Monday, October 26, 2009 8:31:33 AM
thats way too sexy to be allowed in the bible |
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 Pdmadmin
Female, 18-29, Western US
6 Posts
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 10:57:42 AM
Go Ducks! :DYou'd have to understand Eugene, Oregon to even find anything like that remotely abnormal. :P |
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 BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
5245 Posts
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Friday, October 09, 2009 2:56:11 AM
*insert family guy joke* |
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 iEmLink
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
148 Posts
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Thursday, October 08, 2009 3:16:10 PM
Reddit. |
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 peterbla000
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
9 Posts
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Wednesday, October 07, 2009 8:01:36 PM
Ezekiel 23:19-21: "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled." |
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 DestroyALL
Male, 18-29, Canada
49 Posts
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Wednesday, October 07, 2009 7:44:36 PM
wow that verse is surprisingly brutal. |
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 TrampyMan
Male, 18-29, Western US
128 Posts
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Wednesday, October 07, 2009 6:09:01 PM
wooo oregon ducks |
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 ClownFace
Male, 13-17, Western US
43 Posts
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Wednesday, October 07, 2009 1:28:34 AM
Haha. Donkey wieners. xDD |
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 cem5202
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
82 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 11:11:52 PM
gotta love pulp fiction |
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 Samsonite219
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
707 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 9:53:11 PM
i got nothin |
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 MauserTM
Male, 18-29, S. America
1223 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 9:15:04 PM
Ezequiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
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 Khast
Male, 30-39, Western US
185 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 8:50:03 PM
And the guy obviously uses Reddit. |
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 OmgZelda
Female, 18-29, Canada
1600 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 8:47:04 PM
LMAO |
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joshuarknapp
Male, 30-39, Canada
13 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 8:46:38 PM
As an ex-bible thumper released for time served...this is god damn funny. |
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Crazysanity
Male, 18-29, Southern US
22 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 8:23:26 PM
FOr those too lazy to search for the passage: 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. |
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 Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
1932 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 7:29:23 PM
huh? |
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 cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
6844 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 6:59:26 PM
The girl i know with the dirties bible verse couldnt remember where it was but gave me this little gem:
ezekiel 16:17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with themhope this works for now |
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 xtreme_dude
Male, 18-29, Western US
1376 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 6:42:50 PM
HAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHA. |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 6:19:20 PM
SaintsFan > lol |
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 hannahbry27
Female, 18-29, Western US
111 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 6:14:05 PM
Hahah this is at a Ducks game. Yay Oregon, right? My home state has a lot of freaks. Hah. My marching band is going to be performing at Autzen Stadium on Saturday, actually. Maybe we'll see this guy. |
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 baileyabb
Female, 18-29, Canada
903 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 6:09:50 PM
Well poo, if I new the bible was porn I'd have read it years ago. |
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SLC77
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
575 Posts
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Tuesday, October 06, 2009 5:54:01 PM
epic win |
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