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Step 2 on How to C-Punch Your Guy Friends [Pic]

Hits: 36414 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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ohstephyy
Female, 18-29, Canada
 57 Posts
Saturday, October 03, 2009 12:21:30 AM
IT'S CALLED A FALCON PUNCH IF IT'S FOR GIRLS

get it right!


n7654321
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3 Posts
Thursday, October 01, 2009 5:13:41 PM
""pretty sure the ovaries are higher up than that"

so you understand the magnitude of the punch?"

...doesn't understand female anatomy. this would be like saying to a man that it's a "kidney delight", which totally misses the epicenter of the pain...


Skreshavik
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1288 Posts
Wednesday, September 30, 2009 10:01:56 PM
If you're a man, you can already imagine the pain DX

emzrok
Female, 13-17, Western US
 1315 Posts
Wednesday, September 30, 2009 4:18:45 PM
haaah! I got this book for my boyfriend a few months ago! XD it's hilarious.

ILuvMJ
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 152 Posts
Tuesday, September 29, 2009 1:57:09 PM
almost as interesting is the last half of what appears to be step 1:" i think i'll just crouch down here for no reason,especially not to punch you in the dick."

idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3934 Posts
Monday, September 28, 2009 6:37:28 PM
i dunno about that ravensky...i know of at least three girls that have peed themselves just laughing around me....

flipNhigh
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 194 Posts
Monday, September 28, 2009 4:09:11 PM
AHHH The Alphabet of Manliness!!!
love that book
if you have a chance, you should read it...its hilarious

paddyt07
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1064 Posts
Monday, September 28, 2009 3:37:26 PM
"if you hit a guy just right you can make him pee his pants"

I must learn how to do this :O


ravensky
Female, 18-29, Europe
 106 Posts
Monday, September 28, 2009 2:14:41 PM
if you hit a guy just right you can make him pee his pants

it doesn't work for girls tho. we gots better bladders


k10josumm
Male, 18-29, Western US
 432 Posts
Monday, September 28, 2009 1:19:29 PM
im pretty sure thats a HER drkitty

DrKitty
Female, 13-17, Western US
 534 Posts
Monday, September 28, 2009 11:12:10 AM
hahahaha look how muscly his arm is

Gleeballs
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 856 Posts
Monday, September 28, 2009 10:31:09 AM
i was severely dissapointed with this book.

Skyler92
Female, 18-29, Europe
 196 Posts
Monday, September 28, 2009 10:28:43 AM
ovarian delight?!?!?! thats false advertising right there

eeeelibloc
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1 Posts
Monday, September 28, 2009 7:34:45 AM
If you can you really should pick this book up. Its a quick read, but just because you can't put it down when you start reading. Maddox is hilarious!

Bdan
Male, 18-29, Canada
 56 Posts
Monday, September 28, 2009 6:08:21 AM
Did anyone else cringe looking at that picture?

kev25811
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 30 Posts
Monday, September 28, 2009 1:54:01 AM
I actually HAVE met the guy who wrote it (Maddox) It's from The Alphabet of Manliness. He happened to be doing a book signing when I went into a Borders in Texas one night. He was surprisingly a very nice, very affable guy. That was a great experience.

Gomay
Male, 13-17, Western US
 707 Posts
Monday, September 28, 2009 12:11:30 AM
lol step 1 says

"or the fail safe 'I think I'll crouch down here for no reason, especially not to punch you in the dick.'"


plahblah
Female, 18-29, Canada
 153 Posts
Sunday, September 27, 2009 11:49:49 PM
I think someone's already written it, but I'll write it again anyways; this book is The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. It's amazingly hilarious, go buy it. He also has a website: http://maddox.xmission.com/

philippic
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1704 Posts
Sunday, September 27, 2009 11:47:54 PM
HAHa quality!
plus luvin the "Ovarian delight"

limphotdog
Female, 18-29, Western US
 673 Posts
Sunday, September 27, 2009 11:11:42 PM
Well damn, I don't know about you, but I could sure go for some Ovarian Delight.

tvremote
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 449 Posts
Sunday, September 27, 2009 10:47:55 PM
"which isn't a delight so much as a jab to the ovaries". I want to meet the person who wrote this, so I can give them a medal.

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Sunday, September 27, 2009 9:46:08 PM
Punch to the ovaries? F*ck you violent violent people.

NotHerAgain
Female, 18-29, Western US
 131 Posts
Sunday, September 27, 2009 9:24:07 PM
Why don't they just quote the whole page? Or whole section?

I love this book. It's the most read book in my small, at home library.


FelanSlvr
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 232 Posts
Sunday, September 27, 2009 9:01:04 PM
I especially like how the book feels it has to explain that fisting is not necessarily a delight to women everywhere LOL

Groogle
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2180 Posts
Sunday, September 27, 2009 8:45:18 PM
taylor_stone, I want to try the move on page 14. Spread your legs I will kick you in the vagina.

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