 ohstephyy
Female, 18-29, Canada
 57 Posts
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Saturday, October 03, 2009 12:21:30 AM
IT'S CALLED A FALCON PUNCH IF IT'S FOR GIRLSget it right! |
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 n7654321
Female, 18-29, Canada
3 Posts
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Thursday, October 01, 2009 5:13:41 PM
""pretty sure the ovaries are higher up than that"so you understand the magnitude of the punch?" ...doesn't understand female anatomy. this would be like saying to a man that it's a "kidney delight", which totally misses the epicenter of the pain... |
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 Skreshavik
Female, 18-29, Western US
1288 Posts
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009 10:01:56 PM
If you're a man, you can already imagine the pain DX |
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 emzrok
Female, 13-17, Western US
1315 Posts
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009 4:18:45 PM
haaah! I got this book for my boyfriend a few months ago! XD it's hilarious. |
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 ILuvMJ
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
152 Posts
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009 1:57:09 PM
almost as interesting is the last half of what appears to be step 1:" i think i'll just crouch down here for no reason,especially not to punch you in the dick." |
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 idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
3934 Posts
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Monday, September 28, 2009 6:37:28 PM
i dunno about that ravensky...i know of at least three girls that have peed themselves just laughing around me.... |
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 flipNhigh
Male, 18-29, Southern US
194 Posts
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Monday, September 28, 2009 4:09:11 PM
AHHH The Alphabet of Manliness!!!
love that book
if you have a chance, you should read it...its hilarious |
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 paddyt07
Male, 18-29, Europe
1064 Posts
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Monday, September 28, 2009 3:37:26 PM
"if you hit a guy just right you can make him pee his pants"I must learn how to do this :O |
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 ravensky
Female, 18-29, Europe
106 Posts
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Monday, September 28, 2009 2:14:41 PM
if you hit a guy just right you can make him pee his pantsit doesn't work for girls tho. we gots better bladders |
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 k10josumm
Male, 18-29, Western US
432 Posts
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Monday, September 28, 2009 1:19:29 PM
im pretty sure thats a HER drkitty |
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 DrKitty
Female, 13-17, Western US
532 Posts
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Monday, September 28, 2009 11:12:10 AM
hahahaha look how muscly his arm is |
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 Gleeballs
Female, 18-29, Southern US
856 Posts
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Monday, September 28, 2009 10:31:09 AM
i was severely dissapointed with this book. |
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 Skyler92
Female, 18-29, Europe
196 Posts
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Monday, September 28, 2009 10:28:43 AM
ovarian delight?!?!?! thats false advertising right there |
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 eeeelibloc
Male, 18-29, Southern US
1 Posts
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Monday, September 28, 2009 7:34:45 AM
If you can you really should pick this book up. Its a quick read, but just because you can't put it down when you start reading. Maddox is hilarious! |
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 Bdan
Male, 18-29, Canada
56 Posts
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Monday, September 28, 2009 6:08:21 AM
Did anyone else cringe looking at that picture? |
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 kev25811
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
29 Posts
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Monday, September 28, 2009 1:54:01 AM
I actually HAVE met the guy who wrote it (Maddox) It's from The Alphabet of Manliness. He happened to be doing a book signing when I went into a Borders in Texas one night. He was surprisingly a very nice, very affable guy. That was a great experience. |
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 Gomay
Male, 13-17, Western US
707 Posts
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Monday, September 28, 2009 12:11:30 AM
lol step 1 says"or the fail safe 'I think I'll crouch down here for no reason, especially not to punch you in the dick.'" |
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 plahblah
Female, 18-29, Canada
153 Posts
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Sunday, September 27, 2009 11:49:49 PM
I think someone's already written it, but I'll write it again anyways; this book is The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. It's amazingly hilarious, go buy it. He also has a website: http://maddox.xmission.com/ |
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 philippic
Male, 18-29, Europe
1704 Posts
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Sunday, September 27, 2009 11:47:54 PM
HAHa quality!
plus luvin the "Ovarian delight" |
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 limphotdog
Female, 18-29, Western US
673 Posts
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Sunday, September 27, 2009 11:11:42 PM
Well damn, I don't know about you, but I could sure go for some Ovarian Delight. |
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 tvremote
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
449 Posts
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Sunday, September 27, 2009 10:47:55 PM
"which isn't a delight so much as a jab to the ovaries". I want to meet the person who wrote this, so I can give them a medal. |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Sunday, September 27, 2009 9:46:08 PM
Punch to the ovaries? F*ck you violent violent people. |
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 NotHerAgain
Female, 18-29, Western US
131 Posts
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Sunday, September 27, 2009 9:24:07 PM
Why don't they just quote the whole page? Or whole section? I love this book. It's the most read book in my small, at home library. |
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 FelanSlvr
Female, 18-29, Southern US
232 Posts
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Sunday, September 27, 2009 9:01:04 PM
I especially like how the book feels it has to explain that fisting is not necessarily a delight to women everywhere LOL |
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 Groogle
Male, 30-39, Canada
2180 Posts
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Sunday, September 27, 2009 8:45:18 PM
taylor_stone, I want to try the move on page 14. Spread your legs I will kick you in the vagina. |
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