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So Your Cat Wants a Massage?

Hits: 14420 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: ballaerina
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savoytuffle
Female, 18-29, Canada
 75 Posts
Monday, November 30, 2009 7:17:54 PM
who's the best cat in the united states? It's you champer-damp, it's you!

anyer
Female, 13-17, Europe
 153 Posts
Thursday, October 29, 2009 1:06:56 PM
too great

mystery08
Male, 18-29, Western US
 162 Posts
Friday, September 25, 2009 2:30:36 PM
double your pleasure, double your fun

polkafromny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 377 Posts
Friday, September 11, 2009 4:14:49 PM
I think she wants to do that cat.

brunettebabe
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 5 Posts
Friday, September 11, 2009 5:52:57 AM
LMAO drizzle

Drizzle
Female, 18-29, Canada
 202 Posts
Thursday, September 10, 2009 8:36:04 PM
This is all a euphemism for masturbation. Listen to it with this in mind. It is easily 10x funnier.

philippic
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1704 Posts
Thursday, September 10, 2009 5:18:50 AM
HAHA when she demonstrates the technique to use on the cats tail, the cat looks up at the camera in such an amusing way!

buxco215
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 982 Posts
Thursday, September 10, 2009 4:58:22 AM
Um...I totally get the double entendre here. Massaging your cat = "stroking your pussy". You just need a dirty mind to get this video. ;)

keatonatron
Male, 18-29, Asia
 680 Posts
Thursday, September 10, 2009 4:27:01 AM
"so wrapped up in pleasure she forgets to swallow"

Hm, not so good.


Matwix_2004
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2105 Posts
Thursday, September 10, 2009 3:30:25 AM
"Use two hands to double the pleasure and double the fun."
That's what /SHE/ said. ;D

Khronnus
Male, 18-29, Europe
 622 Posts
Thursday, September 10, 2009 2:34:03 AM
My cat would claw my face off if I did half this stuff. Then again, my cat hates me, so it'd take my face off for poos and giggles.

Winter_ICE_0
Male, 13-17, Western US
 975 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 11:18:58 PM
"you don't need a pool for this breast-stroking"

*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*


quack_stud
Male, 13-17, Australia
 444 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 11:11:36 PM
Say NO, to kitty abuse!

akrominii
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 51 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:48:32 PM
I know about three pretty cute girls now that are 2-3 years tops away from being this lady. f'ing sad huh?

TCullen23
Female, 18-29, Western US
 331 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:47:26 PM
"se two hands to double the pleasure and double the fun." wtf?!

NurseGrenade
Female, 18-29, Australia
 78 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:40:13 PM
Get. Laid.

AnImbroglio
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 839 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 10:11:25 PM
"we touch all the time, so why not be the best at it?" That's my new life motto, ladies and gents. And I owe it all to the cat massage lady.

stupidemail
Male, 30-39, Western US
 116 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 8:53:45 PM
Who's the best cat in the United States?

mntlmstrbtr
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 739 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 8:25:50 PM
I kind of want to light her hair on fire.

bookworm2002
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 23 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 7:40:40 PM
WTF WTF WTF!!!

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 5:41:15 PM
woah this lady is a trip

bananajojo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1406 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 5:39:59 PM
wtf i hate this lady.

yudontn0me
Male, 18-29, Western US
 851 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 5:01:32 PM
"if your right handed, use your right hand... or your left hand" paraphrased for your enjoyment.

jle
Male, 13-17, Western US
 12 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 4:12:18 PM
Oh my god, I touched the whiskers, AAAAAAHHH!

Weird.


Nick_13
Male, 30-39, Europe
 395 Posts
Wednesday, September 09, 2009 4:02:37 PM
"use 2 hands to double your pleasure and double your fun!"

oh yeah, i know that one =)

and eddie izzard knows all about cats, in fact i think he might be the woman in this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rryNobB_r...


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