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90 percent of U.S. money is laced with cocaine

Hits: 10646 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: panth753
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rockcabbage
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 394 Posts
Monday, September 14, 2009 5:22:32 PM
its 97% of money acually

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2586 Posts
Sunday, September 13, 2009 5:48:51 PM
and drippy cokehead snot.

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6464 Posts
Sunday, September 13, 2009 12:55:57 PM
"Washington, D.C., ranked above the average, with 95 percent of the banknotes sampled contaminated with the drug."
Hail to my hometown and the Redskins!

MrTwidget
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 779 Posts
Sunday, September 13, 2009 7:21:35 AM
The cocaine is absorbed/trapped into the monetary fabric, and probably doesn't go anywhere unless you wash it. So yes, "laced" would probably be the correct phrasing.

GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Sunday, September 13, 2009 12:23:50 AM
Aha, but wait! For how long does the residue of the coke stay on the bills? Could it be the same amount of people who abuse cocaine today as it was five or ten years ago (theoretically)? Not an increase of addicts, simply an increase in the total amount of dollar bills touched.

Maelstrom_x
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1886 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 9:46:01 PM
Old news.

keatonatron
Male, 18-29, Asia
 680 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 7:44:34 PM
"laced with cocaine" would mean cocaine is mixed in the ingredients when the money is made.

The money simply has cocaine residue on it.


SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 6:29:58 PM
"welcome to the news a month ago IAB"

More like, welcome to the news 10 years ago. This is nothing new.


643197
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1090 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 6:27:44 PM
Crazy.

FlameOfUdun
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1234 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 6:23:12 PM
Doubt it.

Standards
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 936 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 6:04:39 PM
Even NCIS knew about this.

MrFibbles
Male, 18-29, Europe
 314 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 6:00:44 PM
welcome to the news a month ago IAB

earthshone
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1699 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 5:20:21 PM
mmmm...cocaine

lol.


SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 4:27:16 PM
"I use a debit card for everything. Screw that germ-encrusted paper money."

Do you realize that your contributing to the apocalypse? According to some nut-job on the religion channel, a paperless money system is a sign of the apocalypse. I hope you're proud of yourself.


Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1932 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 4:08:27 PM
so sniff your money, you might get lucky

Loxen
Female, 30-39, Western US
 1392 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 4:05:55 PM
I use a debit card for everything. Screw that germ-encrusted paper money.

Joolin
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1004 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 12:33:51 PM
Damn.. I could see that happening during the reign of Pablo Escobar, but now?

Gexxo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2323 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 12:02:09 PM
That explains why I can't stop sniffing my "Lucky Lincoln"

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 11:47:39 AM
Theres a difference between 'laced' and 'being in contact with'. Stupid media. I doubt the number is that high anyway.

woodslover69
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 59 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 11:42:40 AM
I only use $1000 dollar bills myself. Beat that.

MrHyde
Male, 18-29, Canada
 497 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 11:36:27 AM
I thought this was Onion for a second.

Need cocaine? Snort some 1's.


angelicamber
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2226 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 11:27:21 AM
wasn't this already known?

taxicab2004
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 110 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 11:03:50 AM
whenever i snort something i always use the biggest bill i have.. 100s the best. ;]

BABY_BEAR
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1410 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 9:58:38 AM
Some saddo with be found licking his way through his wallet. Ugh. It makes me want to bathe in my anti-bacterial hand wash.

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2577 Posts
Saturday, September 12, 2009 9:39:14 AM
oh yeah i've definately contaminated my share

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