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Good News: Your Super Power is Walk on Water [Pic]

Hits: 37959 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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polkafromny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 377 Posts
Saturday, August 29, 2009 10:23:20 PM
Made me laugh.

bloostarfish
Female, 18-29, Asia
 327 Posts
Wednesday, August 26, 2009 1:47:24 AM
omg Lionhart2, your posts made my day :D Great points :D

TysonRP
Male, 13-17, Canada
 314 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 9:38:30 PM
Disregard SuperSmash, I love you MrHyde

Will you be my pretty little manservant?


SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 9:35:44 PM
MrHyde, your chart is not true. Simple as that.

It may describe a small few, but in no way represents the majority. This is a fact. If you choose to not believe it, that is fine.


MrHyde
Male, 18-29, Canada
 497 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 7:58:25 PM

I win.


AnwarNova
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2089 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 2:17:44 PM
Wait, whats wrong with IAB, whats wrong with being a "nancy boy"

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 1:58:41 PM
And Stardagger, YOu should know how many there were. As the song goes:

There were 12 disciples Jesus called to help Him
Simon (Peter), Andrew, James*1, his brother John,*1
Phillip, Thomas, Matthew*2
James the son of Alphaeus
Thaddeus, Simon*3, Judas and Bartholomew.

*1 sons of Zebedee
*2 the Tax Collector
*3 theZealot


Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 1:51:33 PM
> StarDagger
> Cultural Christian, taking your beliefs from those around you rather that the book

BOOOYYY did you get the wrong end of the stick. How wrong did he read me, IAB? All together now... 1..2..3.. "Lionhart is a Reformed Fundamentalist Batsh*t-Crazy Young-Earth Calvinist who believes every modern church is a social club and 99% of so-called Christians are worshipping his own ego and warped set of beliefs..."


ImmortalZach
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 440 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 1:01:15 PM
Of course someone brought-up religion! Why not?!

MrHyde
Male, 18-29, Canada
 497 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 12:46:59 PM
Holy crap nobody tried to light my post up with a flamethrower. Maybe they're afraid I'll break the internet again.

SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 11:14:04 AM
You're right. I really meant on any internet site, television show, magazine, or book not devoted to Christianity or any group of people that is not predominantly Christian. In that case, say you're a Christian and the flame dogs are coming right at you.

This website is a perfect example. I don't know what gets more negative comments- a person with gauges, tattoos, or a foot for a tounge or someone who chooses to believe in Christianity.

I mean, your response pretty much proved my point.


Zuriel
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 555 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 10:54:34 AM
"Nowadays, being a Christian takes courage and is about the most "alternative" thing you can do."

-AHAHA, right cause 32% (largest percentage of "believers") of the people in the world believing in the same myth is alternative !


SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 10:26:52 AM
There's more to understanding the Bible than simply reading it. You must also study and understand the culture from which it came. Many things had different meanings at the time the Bible was written. You have to accept and understand that it was written by humans who have human bias.

Nowadays, being a Christian takes courage and is about the most "alternative" thing you can do. Don't be a jerk.


kairobert
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1634 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 9:36:19 AM
Lol @ Christians.

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2481 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 9:18:29 AM
Ahh Jesus
he was thrown out of the swim team in his school you know

MetalicDemon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1712 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 9:15:47 AM
that guy walks like a puff

Blankcheck
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 19 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 7:21:51 AM
ah bible talk...never has fiction been so funny

StarDagger
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1195 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:11:29 AM
Lionhart, I am not going to argue with someone who doesnt know his own faith, you are a Cultural Christian, taking your beliefs from those around you rather that the book you purport to get them from. You should at least know the number of Apostles, lol!

earthshone
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1699 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 1:26:22 AM
Miss Opiebreath, I love you.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 1:10:21 AM
> StarDagger

1. Gay? 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 No fornicators, idolaters, adulterers, homosexuals, sodomites... will inherit the kingdom of God.
2. Turn the other cheek? Matthew 10:34: I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword. Is Jesus peaceful?
2. Thirteen? Ever heard of the TWELVE disciples?
3. Unemployed? They all had jobs, you didn't eat back then unless you worked. Luke was a Doctor.
4. Healing the rich and poor? There are 34 miracles directly mentioned; hardly an entire healthcare policy.


MrHyde
Male, 18-29, Canada
 497 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 12:24:47 AM
"It is obvious that Jesus was gay, with such memorable gay lines such as "If someone hit you on one cheek, give him the other one to hit".
He hung out with 13 unemployed guys some of whom he came onto with such original lines such as "Come, follow me and I shall make you fishers of MEN"
He was he original proponent of universal health care, going around and healing the rich and the poor.
Not only gay, but a gay liberal!"

Ah, but even though the top Conservative Christian speakers are saying that, you have to convince your average idiot of that. It is impossible. Their minds are locked up like a bank safe on a saturday night during Anarchy.


StarDagger
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1195 Posts
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 12:22:16 AM
It is obvious that Jesus was gay, with such memorable gay lines such as "If someone hit you on one cheek, give him the other one to hit".
He hung out with 13 unemployed guys some of whom he came onto with such original lines such as "Come, follow me and I shall make you fishers of MEN"
He was he original proponent of universal health care, going around and healing the rich and the poor.
Not only gay, but a gay liberal!

Gexxo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2323 Posts
Monday, August 24, 2009 11:03:45 PM
Don't look at MrHyde's post after watching a really scary movie. I nearly crapped my pants.

MrHyde
Male, 18-29, Canada
 497 Posts
Monday, August 24, 2009 9:57:09 PM
Honest Abe is after who?

SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Monday, August 24, 2009 9:50:32 PM
Honest Abe is after you? What'd you do?

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