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Warning, Freshman: These Things Will Happen

Hits: 22066 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: eugenius
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firefliet
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1239 Posts
Sunday, August 23, 2009 8:56:35 AM
Since I'm not a guy, most of these don't apply. XD The only one I'd probably do is toss poo from IKEA off a roof, and if I do that I'll stay sober so that I can remember it perfectly. ;D

iambluebeard
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 339 Posts
Sunday, August 23, 2009 3:31:05 AM
hmmmmmm.... i didnt do any of those

dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
 16276 Posts
Sunday, August 23, 2009 3:20:18 AM
Just finished my first week of college. None of these have happened yet. I'm actually doing pretty well with my morning classes, too. I used to have to be in school by 7:05, so being there five minutes earlier isn't too big a deal.
And yes, I did spend about three hundred dollars on school things, but that was solely on textbooks, school supplies and a parking pass.

Then again, I'm going to a community college to transfer, so I'll get back to you in two years.


Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Sunday, August 23, 2009 1:38:34 AM
I'm so glad I don't drink, and just do day classes.

iluvpink13
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1418 Posts
Sunday, August 23, 2009 12:45:40 AM
lol this was hilarious. read the comments on the bottom, guys. i almost peed my pants laughing

ImmortalZach
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 440 Posts
Sunday, August 23, 2009 12:17:26 AM
Whaley_girl
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
60 Posts Saturday, August 22, 2009 4:29:15 PM
I was wondering if this would apply to high school freshman, but i guess not :)

No that's just alot of confusion, puberty, marijuana, and bi-curiosness....ladies.


Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3679 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 8:53:34 PM
hahah the pic for
"You Will Throw Up On Everything You Just Bought At Target"

is absolutely amazing!

and
'I was wondering if this would apply to high school freshman, but i guess not :)"

Oh dear god I hope not...


Djer
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 843 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 7:22:30 PM
ok, my freshman year was NOTHING like that. X-D

icecream2269
Female, 18-29, Canada
 524 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:31:08 PM
hahaha the one about the ten people whom you have nothing in common with is definitely true.

Whaley_girl
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 71 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 4:29:16 PM
I was wondering if this would apply to high school freshman, but i guess not :)

simim23
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1436 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 4:26:19 PM
"But if you are smart like me you are going to go to community college to get all the basics done that way you don't feel like a retard by the time you hit your junior year."

Exactly. And you don't have to pay nearly as much, either.

Which is great if your parents aren't loaded and you didn't get a scholarship.


Ron_Burgundy
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 340 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 12:56:41 PM
From my experience last year, this article is pretty accurate. Not sure how true it is for GDIs, but I think they need to add running from the cops as well :P

Skeezer1991
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 725 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 12:04:53 PM
16 hours at community college this year = Thousands of extra dollars to be spent on beer next year

Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1932 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 11:57:32 AM
they don't know me and how the f*ck is this all gunna happen in a week

LTimeLurker
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 713 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 11:52:40 AM
Panth- I thought that would be the best move for me, then had a heck of a hard time getting financial aid (and recognition for scholarships I qualified for) as a transfer student!

If you think you could qualify for a scholarship somewhere, at least give it a shot. :)


panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8836 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 9:47:07 AM
But if you are smart like me you are going to go to community college to get all the basics done that way you don't feel like a retard by the time you hit your junior year.

Itsalwysunny
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1392 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 9:38:06 AM
yeah except they don't tell you what will happen after all this that happened to me. YOU WILL FAIL YOUR FIRST YEAR. Then have your parents not pay for college cus your an idiot and partied too much so you get a full time job and end up going back to college 2 years later and avoid doing all of this sh*t and study your ass off

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2547 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 9:26:15 AM
ok so i hit the snooze button till 6am most mornings but thats beside the point here

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2547 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 9:25:24 AM
Yeah.. the life of RICH college kids. Spin back to real life and look at me (and probably MOST of you).. i get the freak up at 5:30am every morning to drive an hour to full time tech school then once thats done.. i gotta be a factory rat for 10 hours. i don't mean to be complainin but damn... lucky kids lol

nonamewillfi
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1407 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 9:21:27 AM
i feel like i just read a collegehumor article. i hate that feeling.

murrymalty
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2904 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 9:15:07 AM
hehe pretty funny link

eugenius
Male, 30-39, Western US
 75 Posts
Saturday, August 22, 2009 8:58:10 AM
Link: Warning, Freshman: These Things Will Happen [Rate Link] - 8 things that will definitely happen during your first week of college.


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