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12 of the World's Oldest Things

Hits: 39526 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Misc. | Added by: Cajun247
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LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4711 Posts
Tuesday, August 11, 2009 7:58:51 PM
This article sucked! T
here is an active brewery called Staatsbrauerei Weihenstephaner in Germany that has been brewing and selling beer continuously since 1040 AD. Dare I say that makes it the world's oldest brand, not this crap they say in the article: who the druck cares what "Britain's" oldest brand is? We're talking about the WORLD! Especially funny is the article freely admits that the Guinness Book of World's Records is completely wrong about the oldest brand logo by more than 100 years (1885 vs 1777).

See for yourself!

Do your research, stupid article writers!


DeathDefy877
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 408 Posts
Tuesday, August 11, 2009 12:26:54 PM
Lol, worlds oldest dildo

GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Tuesday, August 11, 2009 8:56:42 AM
I suspect that the joke's funniness got a bit lost in translation and/or cultural changes...

bikenutt
Male, 30-39, Western US
 386 Posts
Sunday, August 09, 2009 9:48:41 PM
I want to have a beer with the old Indian gent and learn his secrets of sexual longevity.

Qtee_mo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 414 Posts
Sunday, August 09, 2009 4:41:31 AM
i don't think i like the attitude of that 90 yr old...heehee

barrooo
Male, 30-39, Europe
 404 Posts
Sunday, August 09, 2009 3:40:58 AM
I haven't read all the comments but I bet someone mentioned jumping the bones of that old dear who was/is a model

Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1932 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 11:03:23 PM
scene twins before on tv

CoffeeDiiva
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 1615 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 11:02:01 PM
worlds oldest mother? so there are no other 70 year old mothers out there?
and yes I know they meant she had a child at 70 but that isn't what the caption said so there

shunpo_31
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1387 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 8:57:14 PM
radiocarbon dating ftw.... :/

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 6:50:35 PM
some of these are kinda cool

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 6:34:07 PM
Zerro > you disgust me.

On an unrelated note, the oldest things on earth are meteorites. So f*ck you whoever wrote that link description.


Alphawolf
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 161 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 5:05:22 PM
The sculpture of the women reminded me of this >>>> Also big women were considered a good thing in some countries in the old years :P because it showed that she had food (and ate it) and was rich or related to rich family. And to men this was a good thing because "She got her own".I don't really know if I explained this right :P

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8658 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 3:05:36 PM
I did get a chuckle out of that joke.

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 2:55:51 PM
"the breasts and the vagina are often focal points because this early art is in reverence of the miracle of childbirth."

Um... no sh*t, Sherlock:

"The six-centimetre carved mammoth tusk, which is thought to have been a symbol of fertility for early man"


Zerro
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 640 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 2:53:41 PM
#6. Serious GILF material?

Anyone?


amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2239 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 2:28:06 PM
"Scientists have discovered the oldest piece of sculpture ever created - and it depicts a voluptuous 'pin-up' woman. The 35,000-year-old carving shows a woman with enormous breasts and other sexual characteristics like an enlarged stomach and large thighs."

carvings like this are not "voluptuous". the female form depicted would just be considered fat by today's standard. the breasts and the vagina are often focal points because this early art is in reverence of the miracle of childbirth. f*ck the sexual revolution.


APJ311
Male, 13-17, Europe
 755 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 1:55:05 PM
You know what's old.......................dinosaurs.


videogamer
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3031 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 1:36:54 PM
DUR HURR FARTS ARE FUNNY

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5188 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 1:34:09 PM
I swear they found a dildo from many many years ago.

gorgack2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
 4702 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 1:32:31 PM
Lyle's golden syrup is awesome. If they change the packaging now I'll never, ever forgive them.

T3hPhilip
Male, 13-17, Europe
 38 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 1:26:25 PM
I just wanna break the flute.

Does it even work anyway?


vitaliy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1671 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 1:00:42 PM
#1: Granny's got moves.
Why does it always have to be a fart joke?

TJAW
Male, 13-17, Europe
 661 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:46:06 PM
I was expecting "Why did the chicken cross the road" or a "Knock Knock" joke.

SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:34:29 PM
I don't believe the oldest brand thing. Isn't Guinness older?

peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3765 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:27:23 PM
lolfartjoke

Somethings never change.


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