 Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1932 Posts
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Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:45:17 PM
"Hold your fire there's no lifeforms aboard"
"Hold your fire? What are we paying by the lazer now"
"You don't do the budget gary, I do!" |
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 javhimura
Male, 13-17, S. America
65 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 8:08:43 PM
yeah dont shoot the suspicious escaping pod with no life form sings, get away from the rebel ship we assaulted to get back our plans (not a living being)...smart... LOL |
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 lordtyusa
Male, 30-39, Southern US
302 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 10:50:26 AM
LOL...funniest thing I've seen in a while! |
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 StudentOfMan
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
351 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 9:45:49 AM
All the worst Star Wars decisions were absolved when they made Carrie Fisher wear the slave girl outfit. Mmmmm, nice. One outfit has been ushering young boys into puberty for decades. Thank you George, thank you. |
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 TruTenrMan
Male, 30-39, Southern US
2219 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 6:38:26 AM
Great list! |
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 som-tam
Male, 18-29, Asia
398 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 6:36:57 AM
someone call simon pegg.... |
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 GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
2567 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 2:04:01 AM
I definitely agree with that list, especially that last point. Also, they missed out all of the misses from the first, second and third movies! O.O |
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 dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
16276 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 1:31:59 AM
I've never even seen Star Wars, but I still enjoyed the link. I like reading Cracked's articles. |
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 SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
3361 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 9:22:45 PM
What about friggin' Boba Fett? Sure he's cool but he got killed ON ACCIDENT! How lame is that?! No epic gun battle, no decapitation like dear old dad, instead he gets whacked with the butt of a stick by a guy who can't see and blammo, he's feeding a spiny sand snatch for 1000 years. Lame. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
8947 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 8:39:51 PM
Typical night at the movies:Wife: "That's ridiculous! Why the hell would anyone do THAT?" Me: "Because the writer needed to keep the story moving." |
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 opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
16061 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 8:20:24 PM
"At this very moment, George Lucas is deploying his LucasFilm Ninjas to take down Cracked.com and Fancy for pointing out the flaws in his story."Then he's got a looooooot of other places to go to. |
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 _Perfection_
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1783 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 8:18:25 PM
If I cared about plot holes I wouldn't enjoy a single movie. |
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 panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
8224 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 7:22:09 PM
"At this very moment, George Lucas is deploying his LucasFilm Ninjas to take down Cracked.com and Fancy for pointing out the flaws in his story."No it's his army of faithful nerd fan base. |
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DVLDRVR666
Male, 13-17, Canada
620 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 6:45:24 PM
what about the flaw of the deathstar??? "oh yeah theres a hole and if you shoot a laser into it the whole ship blows up" ..."really?? Couldn't we just cover it with plywood or something?"
"No that would hurt resale value" |
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 danthew
Male, 18-29, Europe
2137 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 6:38:22 PM
#1 "Don't shoot there are no life-forms on board"
"What, are we paying by the laser? |
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 osirisascend
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
2844 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 6:28:36 PM
At this very moment, George Lucas is deploying his LucasFilm Ninjas to take down Cracked.com and Fancy for pointing out the flaws in his story. |
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 Indo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
23 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 5:30:20 PM
you know that there is way too much of a demand for star wars merchandise when they have a general motti action figure |
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 manorrd
Male, 30-39, Europe
2998 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 5:26:11 PM
I always wondered if storm trooper training ever included practice at the rife range (blaster range?).How was it that, time and again, entire platoons of storm troopers, using sophisticated 'space age' weaponry, could never hit their targets? |
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 shunpo_31
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1387 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 5:08:00 PM
eh. sort of obvious choices, wouldn't you say? |
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 Genocyde
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
711 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 4:39:00 PM
I usually catch one of these cracked links off of this site and then go pinballing around just for more fun. I had a good laugh at this article last night. |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
5161 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 4:15:41 PM
Not much of a fan so I had no clue about those. |
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 nirosaki
Female, 18-29, Europe
653 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 3:53:41 PM
Brilliant. |
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 RecycleElf
Male, 18-29, Europe
3632 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 3:33:37 PM
vital things here |
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 fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
2514 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 12:09:19 PM
Link: 7 Star Wars Characters Who Dropped the Ball [Rate Link] - How can the entire plot of the original trilogy be basically driven by people using the worst judgment possible? |
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