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Please Cut Into Isosceles Triangles [Pic]

Hits: 35824 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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Uncertainty
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 196 Posts
Sunday, August 16, 2009 10:22:23 PM
Lionhart2, please tell me that's a real book.

firefliet
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1239 Posts
Saturday, July 11, 2009 2:34:30 PM
GRadde is now one of my heroes.

GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Friday, July 10, 2009 5:21:19 AM
>Lionhart2
Zen and the Art of Geometrically Precise Pizza Division.
Seriously?

GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Friday, July 10, 2009 5:18:16 AM
Hate to dissapoint you, but, although he did cut an isosceles triangle, the directions clearly states "isosceles triangles," e.g. plural.

ranon
Male, 18-29, Asia
 294 Posts
Friday, July 10, 2009 2:38:54 AM
"hate to disappoint you, but wouldn't that be a sphere?"
We are talking about 2D shapes here.

idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3934 Posts
Thursday, July 09, 2009 11:45:43 PM
"Hate to disappoint you, but that's a circle."

hate to disappoint you, but wouldn't that be a sphere?


Slade8
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 958 Posts
Thursday, July 09, 2009 2:32:04 PM
"Hate to disappoint you, but that's a circle."
Lulz. Owned.

ranon
Male, 18-29, Asia
 294 Posts
Thursday, July 09, 2009 1:09:53 PM
" I'm gonna ask them to cut mine into a googolhedron (10^100 faced shape)."

Hate to disappoint you, but that's a circle.


ninjakid88
Male, 13-17, Canada
 55 Posts
Thursday, July 09, 2009 12:01:29 PM
uhh... I know I'll sound like a total math nerd but that's a SCALENE triangle. Isosceles triangles have two equal length sides.

KMRocky
Female, 18-29, Western US
 325 Posts
Thursday, July 09, 2009 1:35:23 AM
Triangles not Triangle

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 9:02:17 PM
megann_exoh is correct, all they had to do was cut it normally then cut the ends, then throw out the end bits and give him less pizza than he would normally have got, for being such a smarta*s.


Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 8:49:10 PM

LOL a pity I can't award myself the "Comment of the Day" graphic, I totally think I deserve it for that one


shunpo_31
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1387 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 6:19:16 PM
i am so totally doing this.

*gets book of non-euclidean geometry*


megann_exoh
Female, 13-17, Europe
 693 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 4:59:41 PM
also, alls he had to do was cut it into an octagon.

megann_exoh
Female, 13-17, Europe
 693 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 4:58:02 PM
there is just absolutley nothing left of shizzam, she just got torn to shreds.

for somethings there are just no comebacks.

im afraid of not being praiseful enough incase i incur a similar fate


wait.. is praiseful a word?!


meowmix777
Male, 18-29, Canada
 55 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 4:23:19 PM
Lionhart 1

shizzamX 0


Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 4:01:30 PM
Well technically technically, the crust is a variable-depth ovaloid compound with organic aggregates and inclusions, generally cut into isocelean configuration with apexial sides (r), the base of the polygons being an arc of length 1/8(pi(sqr(r))) with a variance of +/- 10%

shizzamX
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2835 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:20:33 PM
..er well technically, they don't normally cut it into isosceles triangles because the crust is round. so you can all shut up.

Tonyjet
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3430 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 3:04:04 PM
""This may be the cleverest Pizza Hut pizza cutter ever." If by cleverest you mean dumbest, then yes because Pizza Hut pizza is always cut into f*cking isosceles triangles. Yea, so make sure your own intelligence is fully intact before trying to call others "not too bright."'

the guy was obviously trying to be a smartass, and he got owned.

good job pizza hut guy who is now my new hero


samidoll
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 613 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 2:28:12 PM
i think its clever because it was a smartass special request to make, since, like you said, theyre always cut into isosceles triangles.

Skeezer1991
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 725 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 2:00:03 PM
"This may be the cleverest Pizza Hut pizza cutter ever." If by cleverest you mean dumbest, then yes because Pizza Hut pizza is always cut into f*cking isosceles triangles. Yea, so make sure your own intelligence is fully intact before trying to call others "not too bright."

FecesinVCR
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 243 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 1:54:48 PM
isosceles triangle... they should have cut it the same effing way they always do

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8862 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 9:40:48 AM
"It's not a good idea to piss off the person that is cooking your food."

When was Pizza Hut good in the 1st place.


rockcabbage
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 394 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 9:34:49 AM
isosceles triangle... isent that where 2 of the sides are equal?

Itsalwysunny
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1392 Posts
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 9:22:12 AM
"I've seen this before. I think i'm going to have them cut mine into a peace sign sometime. Or a yin yang, that would be fun..."

I think you have fun confused with some other word


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