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Coolest Cop Ever!

Hits: 23853 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: The_Maddog
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Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4753 Posts
Sunday, June 21, 2009 12:11:00 AM
In fact. It's what you're doing right now.

"All cops are corrupt"
*Video of cop doing NOTHING wrong*

Invented fact: That guy was innocent.
Invented fact: Yup, that guy wasn't speeding.
Invented fact: Yup, that cop was abusing his power.
Invented fact: Yup, that cop just wanted to bully someone.

Conclusion: "Just another example of how cops are corrupt"

One more for the imaginary pile of evidence you have.


Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4753 Posts
Sunday, June 21, 2009 12:04:48 AM
Goddamnit SarahofBorg, your sheepish accusations make me lose all hope for humanity.

Seriously? In an average town the richest people are cops? Bullpoo. Utter Bullpoo.

What's fantastic is that if I mention a trillion towns, you'll just tell me that's not an average town.

I'd also like to see where you got a list of the town's richest people.

My guess:
"I think cops are rich cos they're corrupt"
"I will imagine a list of rich people, yup, all the people in my imaginary list are cops"
"That proves it! All my preconceptions are justified!"


DarkMonkey
Female, 18-29, Canada
 64 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:56:08 PM
Bahaha. "There's more right there"

Love it


Lucky2u
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 314 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:36:08 PM
It is nice to a positive cop story. Unfortunately its not the overwhelmingly massive number of times that cops do their jobs well and correctly that gets on IAB, its the few douche bags that ruin it for everyone else that get on here. Admittedly they are much more entertaining. Oh well.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:35:18 PM
Sorry Big Wa but my neighborhood is actually very affluent, and I'm a young white girl. And it's completely true. I actually knew the cop was behind me so I wasn't speeding. And, in fact, the street was the very one I live on, so I know it like the back of my hand.
And it's hardly my only experience. And I'm hardly the only one who goes through this. I even know a girl who was molested by a cop who wasn't even on duty at the time and she didn't know he was a cop, but he claims he was doing official police work. That case is still in court.
I do believe there are such a thing as good, heroic cops, but they're an anomaly. The entire system PROMOTES corruption and has very little checks to keep the power in balance. Just look at any list of any average town's richest citizens. They're ALWAYS cops.

MikeW
Male, 30-39, Western US
 138 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:31:57 PM
this is why cops taser 72 year old women.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:29:45 PM
Goddammit, AIB. Your sheepish glorifying of this cop is making me lose all hope for humanity.

BigWaFuu
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1165 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:29:25 PM
>>Cop: I pulled you over because you have a tail light broken.
Me: Really? It's broken?
Cop: ARE YOU QUESTIONING AN OFFICER??!? <<

Sounds like a lovely story. If true, then you live in a bad neighborhood or had a terrible experience. You are overblowing every police situation because you had one negative experience.

Now take off your clothes and dance around like a monkey. Im an officer...


MarthFador
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 775 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:28:56 PM
"he was like f*uck u
and the cop was like i dont give a f*ck"
and then I was like 'Hahah!'
and she was like 'Aw hell no!'
and everyone else was like 'whatevs'
Ah, good times.

oxyl
Male, 30-39, Canada
 919 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:27:00 PM
dude is going to go f*cking postal soon =(

that cop was cool as ice


kribbe
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2000 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:26:56 PM
he was like f*uck u
and the cop was like i dont give a f*ck

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:23:17 PM
Let me put it this way. If the cop said "dance around like a monkey and take your clothes off or I'll arrest you" he'd completely get away with it. Even with video evidence. And essentially, by threatening the guy to make him pick up trash, this is exactly what he did.
Honestly, I would rather get arrested than be forced to humiliate myself like this poor man. The only thing this poor man should be ashamed of is not having any pride.

oceanbeast
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 549 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:12:11 PM
seriously cops win 100% of court trials. don't even bother, just pay the 80 bucks to the ticket clinic and get over it. no two ways about it. i just got yoked for 320 bucks for something i didn't even do :(

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 11:07:04 PM
"And just what the hell is yelling at the cop going to do? If I came to where you worked, and yelled at you belligerently , would you bend over backwards to help me? No."

I would just to get you to STFU. I know yelling doesn't help, but it's not like ANYTHING would have helped. The guy was a helpless victim, as most "criminals" who are pulled over for "speeding" are. He's obviously frustrated.
Hell, I've been pulled over for having a "tail light" broken. Conversation went basically like this:
Cop: I pulled you over because you have a tail light broken.
Me: Really? It's broken?
Cop: ARE YOU QUESTIONING AN OFFICER??!?

He didn't give me a ticket because he knew I could just take a goddamn photo of my tail light and easily fight him. I was lucky, but I only got away because I acted like a coward. All most officers really want is to bully people, they get off on it. That's why they're officers.


deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
 2810 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 10:52:28 PM
"There's more right there."


Priceless.


BigWaFuu
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1165 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 10:50:48 PM
>>And just what the hell is going to court going to do? <<

And just what the hell is yelling at the cop going to do? If I came to where you worked, and yelled at you belligerently , would you bend over backwards to help me? No.


SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 10:49:55 PM
"Unless, of course, he was actually speeding."

And how would you know that? Did you read his spedometer as he was driving? Did you use an untrusty radar gun?

Anyone whose been unjustly pulled over should be able to identify. There is NOTHING you can do. The best you can hope for is if you stay quiet and calm and show up to court that the cop won't show up, which they often don't. But if he does, you lose. Every time. You might as well just flip a coin, you'd get the same amount of justice.


nobody404
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 249 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 10:34:42 PM
"unless you can actually prove that you weren't speeding"
Unless, of course, he was actually speeding.

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 10:29:02 PM
"To the people who think the cop is a jackass: when presented with a ticket, take the ticket. He's not gonna recind it because you shout at him. If you disagree, take it to court."

And just what the hell is going to court going to do? The judge WILL side with the cop, unless you can actually prove that you weren't speeding, which is about as easy as proving God doesn't exist. Plus, you'll lose money because you're taking time off work, AND you'll still have to pay the ticket.
There is no justice. The cop is calm because his dick is getting hard knowing that he has the absolute power to make this man his bitch.


JrmyCrss
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 32 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 10:26:37 PM
Before everbody starts applauding the cop, here is alittle back story. The officer had recieved several complaints about being a prick on traffic stops. This is completely set up, the offender is a member of his family. Instructor at the academy was either his supervisor or worked at that dept. He knew the story, but very specific details have left me. I've seen the video several times, but after hearing the "TRUE" back story, cant help but look at it differently.

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 10:25:24 PM
xXxNatexXx what did i say?

To all the IMB moderators. I must say I am very pleased with how often the site gets updated compared to just a year ago. I guess it's hard to sift through thousands of submissions everyday. Just to weed out all the porn.


SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3573 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 10:23:25 PM
What the hell is wrong with you? How can you not feel sorry for this guy? He explains very clearly how he's a complete victim and I couldn't agree more. He can't afford to take a day off to fight the ticket, and he can't afford the ticket. Either way the cop is screwing him for absolutely nothing. And you know damn well that if he did go to court he'd lose because nobody sympathizes with some one as upset as him.
But you don't know what his life is like. He mentions his ex-wife taking all his money. I'd go insane too if on top of that I have to throw away $130 for doing absolutely nothing wrong. If I could I'd shoot the cop in his ass and make him watch as I rape his children.

keatonatron
Male, 18-29, Asia
 680 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 10:22:50 PM
This video was shot in 1992... and was on the internet by 2000. I remember :/

xXxNatexXx
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 137 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 10:16:10 PM
not to be a major suck-ayass... but...dm... you had it comin man, you don't bite tha' damn hand that feeds ya..

lilhawk2892
Male, 13-17, Canada
 221 Posts
Saturday, June 20, 2009 10:04:09 PM
"you missed some right there"

"have a good day sir"

two favorite lines..


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